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Funny story: Posh Spice Furious As Beckham Booed On His Return To Old Trafford

Posh Spice Furious As Beckham Booed On His Return To Old Trafford

Victoria Beckham left Old Trafford last night in an absolute rage after seeing husband David roundly booed by Manchester United fans when he came on as a substitute for Milan in his first match as an opponent since leaving Old Trafford for Real Madri...

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Funny story: David Beckham descended from the Mayans

David Beckham descended from the Mayans

A vintage copy of "Creative Writing" has been discovered in a pile of otherwise ordinary magazines. There is nothing special about the find except a small article, written one feels, with an imperfect knowledge of the UK and it's most celebrated citi...

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Funny story: Becks taking speech therapy from Ozzy

Becks taking speech therapy from Ozzy

Becks was interviewed today and said, quote "It's twoo, Ahm takin' speech phewapy. I've just wealized da' de main weason Ahm of'en misquo'ed is coz no-body understands me when Ah say stuff." After an emotional pause he continued, "Aving spent time in Milan Ah wealized wot i' woz like no' understandin' anywon like. Yer no wo' Ah mean? Me own kids sometimes look up and say, EH DAD? WHAT D'YA...

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Funny story: David Beckham In Bid For Aston Villa

David Beckham In Bid For Aston Villa

David and Victoria Beckham are thought to have made a bid for Aston Villa. The couple have been searching for a new home and Victoria was heard to ask her husband "What about a villa?' David Beckham has told close friends that he has fallen in love w...

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Funny story: David Beckham is confident he will perform well tonight

David Beckham is confident he will perform well tonight

It's his biggest play since the Los Angeles Scorers beat the Cincinnati Crazies in the final of the US Supreme World Series soccer finals earlier this year, but David Beckham is certain he will put in his best ever performance in the big showdown bet...

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Funny story: David Beckham v Manchester United Amid Tight Security

David Beckham v Manchester United Amid Tight Security

To Manchester United fans he'll always be a legend who will never be disrespected for the years of loyal service he has given to the club he has supported since childhood. To Sir Alex Ferguson, David Beckham is just another footballer, one of many...

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Funny story: Beckham: "Playing at Old Trafford will be a 'Dream Come True'"

Beckham: "Playing at Old Trafford will be a 'Dream Come True'"

David Beckham stunned journalists at at news conference ahead AC Milan's Champions League match against his former club Manchester United at the San Siro stadium tomorrow. Beckham, 34 announced that he was more excited about the return leg in Ma...

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Funny story: Elena Di Cioccio: anagram clue to 'Beckham Handful: One Ball Missing?' headlines

Elena Di Cioccio: anagram clue to 'Beckham Handful: One Ball Missing?' headlines

Milan - (Balls-up): Ice-cool rubber-gloved TV presenter Elena Di Cioccio was caught up in an offside rule spat today after being snapped fingering AC/DC Milan star David Beckham's manhood in her yellow Marigolds this week. "Beckham handful?? Don't...

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Funny story: Ronaldo Walks In Beckham's Shoes

Ronaldo Walks In Beckham's Shoes

Eerie goings on revealed in the world of professional football as Cristiano Ronaldo's career strangely echoes that of David Beckham. Beckham became a star at Manchester United, and won a Champion's League medal, as did Cristiano Ronaldo, who took...

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Funny story: Image Of Jesus Found On David Beckham

Image Of Jesus Found On David Beckham

When David Beckham stripped off for a kit change during AC Milan's 3-0 win over Juventus, eagle-eyed Milan fan Carlo Cosa-Nostra almost choked on his cappucino. For right there, just above the former Manchester United, Real Madrid and England midf...

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Funny story: Jesus' Image Appears On Beckham

Jesus' Image Appears On Beckham

Not content with appearing in tea leaves, blueberry muffins and even naan breads, Jesus Christ has found another way of getting his mugshot on telly. The Christian mogul has now decided to appear on David Beckham's torso. The image was revealed...

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Funny story: Victoria Beckham Shows That Her Cleavage Has Left The Building

Victoria Beckham Shows That Her Cleavage Has Left The Building

CHELSEA, England - Victoria Beckham, wife of Los Angeles Galaxy star David Beckham has clearly shown the world that she no longer has any cleavage. The anorexic-looking Mrs. Beckham and her husband emerged from Chef Gordon Ramsay's The Taste of He...

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Funny story: Victoria Beckham Fails ... Again!

Victoria Beckham Fails ... Again!

(Defecated News) In what can only be described as another link in a chain of unfortunate events, Posh Spice AKA Victoria Beckham has failed to hit the big time. First she was sidelined for any lead vocals with The Spice Girls when the worlds reali...

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Funny story: Charitable Gordon Ramsey and the Beckhams will eat together on Christmas day, their leftovers will be thrown at the "scum" waiting outside!

Charitable Gordon Ramsey and the Beckhams will eat together on Christmas day, their leftovers will be thrown at the "scum" waiting outside!

Gordon Ramsey, Beck's, Posh and their Families will spend Christams Day together enjoying a glorious 5* (pretty unknown rating around here!) banquet meal, how wonderful! Christmas time is a time of Goodwill and Gordon "Fucking' Ramsey decided to i...

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Funny story: Beckham caught having a fiddle

Beckham caught having a fiddle

Los Angeles, California. Football idol, David Beckham, has been spotted masterbating during the half time break of a major US league game. Witnesses say that the living legend had his trunks around his ankles and was really "going for it" in the neth...

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Funny story: Beckham to buy own team

Beckham to buy own team

David Beckham is reportedly to buy his own Major League Soccer team even though it doesn't yet exist, much like his wife's talent. Said Beckham of the impending purchase:- "I'm tired of playing soccer in a country where I can't understand the lan...

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Funny story: Becks Backs Off As Bonkettes Bowl Into Hollywood.

Becks Backs Off As Bonkettes Bowl Into Hollywood.

Superstar soccer player David Beckham, and wife Victoria were staying home today as Brit girl band sensation the Bonkettes touched down at LAX and headed for the Hollywood Hills ahead of their upcoming Hollywood Bowl gig. Manchester United, Real M...

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