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Funny story: Jerry Jones Sells Naming Rights To Different Parts of New Dallas Cowboys Stadium

Jerry Jones Sells Naming Rights To Different Parts of New Dallas Cowboys Stadium

Jerry Jones is trying to recover some of his billion dollar investment in his new Cowboys Stadium by selling naming rights to different areas withing the sports venue. While naming rights to the entire stadium are not for sale at this time, some par...

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Funny story: Rev. Al Sharpton Defends Jessica Simpson

Rev. Al Sharpton Defends Jessica Simpson

TUPELO, Mississippi - The Rev. Al Sharpton was in town speaking before a conference of The African-American Black Coalition To Unite And Form A Black Alliance. He was asked if he felt that black people in the south were finally being treated fairl...

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Funny story: Philadelphia Eagles Hire Jessica Simpson For Playoff Game

Philadelphia Eagles Hire Jessica Simpson For Playoff Game

The Philadelphia Eagles will travel to Dallas to play against the Cowboys in the first round of the NFL playoffs. In a surprise move, the Eagles signed a new person to their team this morning. It was not, however, a player or a coach. The Eagles h...

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Funny story: Obama Finally Breaks Silence and Says Categorically, "Tony Romo And The Cowboys are Going to the Super Bowl!

Obama Finally Breaks Silence and Says Categorically, "Tony Romo And The Cowboys are Going to the Super Bowl!

A lethargic President Barry Hussein Obama, loathe to make a decision or statement in the face of complex issues, suddenly awoke yesterday while watching the Dallas Cowboys dismantle the Eagles, and picked THEM to march into the Super Bowl despite opi...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Admits To Tiger Woods Affair

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Admits To Tiger Woods Affair

More Tiger Woods controversy surfaced today when one of the leading cheerleaders of the Dallas Cowboys admitted that she had had a 'fling' with the world's number 1 golfer in 2007. Tammy Slagg, 20, a vivacious blond vixen, said that she and Woods...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Loses 95 Pounds And Says She Did It To Get Tony Romo Back

Jessica Simpson Loses 95 Pounds And Says She Did It To Get Tony Romo Back

MALIBU BEACH - Jessica Simpson who went on the world-famous Yoki Nishimura Japanese Diet has lost 95 pounds. Simpson said that the diet consists of eating nothing but sushi. She said that she had sushiburgers, sushi tacos, and sushi pizza. And...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Takes Credit For The Dallas Cowboys Victory

Jessica Simpson Takes Credit For The Dallas Cowboys Victory

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jessica Simpson, the ex-girlfriend of Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, has told her next door neighbor Truman Rasmussen that she is taking credit for the Cowboys victory over the Oakland Raiders 24-7. "Tits" as Rasmussen aff...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Lose: Tony Romo Says He Wants Jessica Simpson Back

Dallas Cowboys Lose: Tony Romo Says He Wants Jessica Simpson Back

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo sat in the Cowboys locker room disheartened, dejected, and depressed after their lackluster effort (showing) in their 17-7 loss to the Green Bay Packers who were 4 and 4 coming into the game...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Moon Romo After HE Shows HIS Ass in Loss to Packers!

Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Moon Romo After HE Shows HIS Ass in Loss to Packers!

In an ultimate showing of disrespect, the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders mooned star crossed Quarterback Tony Romo after yet another dismal showing. Unable to get untracked from the highly publicized break up with Texas Free Ranging Cow, Jessica Simps...

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Funny story: The New $1.15 Billion Dallas Cowboy Stadium To Be Torn Down Due To A Flaw In The Urinals

The New $1.15 Billion Dallas Cowboy Stadium To Be Torn Down Due To A Flaw In The Urinals

DALLAS - Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones reported that he has just been informed by the president of the construction company that built his new state-of-the-art $1.15 billion stadium that it will probably have to be torn down. Ian Poundsworth, C...

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Funny story: Rev. Al Sharpton Demands The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Who Impersonated Lil' Kim Be Fired!

Rev. Al Sharpton Demands The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Who Impersonated Lil' Kim Be Fired!

DALLAS - Rev. Al Sharpton has phoned Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones and demanded that he immediately fire the blonde Cowboys cheerleader who put on black face make up and impersonated rapper Lil' Kim at a Halloween party. Cowboys owner Jones res...

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Funny story: Tony Romo Told To Wear His Baseball Cap Right

Tony Romo Told To Wear His Baseball Cap Right

DALLAS - The owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones, has told his star quarterback Tony Romo that he does not want to see him on the sidelines wearing his baseball cap backwards anymore. Jones told Romo that he expects him to wear his baseball c...

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Funny story: Big Dallas Cowboy Fan At Bar Can't Name Two Players

Big Dallas Cowboy Fan At Bar Can't Name Two Players

Dallas Kincaid, who bragged Saturday night that he was a big Dallas Cowboy fan from way back apparently couldn't name even two of their players at the present. This reporter was present at Heniman's Sports Bar on Broadway and overheard the whole e...

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Funny story: Tony Romo Blames Jessica Simpson's Breasts for Poor Performance, Fumbling Snaps, and 'Incompletions!"

Tony Romo Blames Jessica Simpson's Breasts for Poor Performance, Fumbling Snaps, and 'Incompletions!"

Dallas,TX/ Broke Back Mountain Quarterback News - The Cowboy's 'aw shucks' quarterback, Tony Romo, with T.O. gone, and Jessica Simpson abandoned in a PETA shelter the day before her 29th birthday, is still blaming his former bad luck charm for less t...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Lose: Jessica Simpson Says, "Ya See It Wasn't Me After all Was It?"

Dallas Cowboys Lose: Jessica Simpson Says, "Ya See It Wasn't Me After all Was It?"

DENVER - The Denver Broncos improved their record to 4-0 with a 17-10 win over the Dallas Cowboys who fell to 2-2. The Cowboys cannot blame the mile high altitude, or the snow, or the fact that the Denver fans just happen to cheer louder than most...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo Buys Ex-Girlfriend Jessica Simpson Another Dog

Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo Buys Ex-Girlfriend Jessica Simpson Another Dog

DALLAS - Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo has just given his ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson a brand new dog which looks exactly like her ex-dog Daisy. Romo said that he felt real bad for Jessica when he heard that little Daisy had been dognapped by a...

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Funny story: NFL Says Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders to Go Topless for National Breast Appreciation Day

NFL Says Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders to Go Topless for National Breast Appreciation Day

Monday Night Football on September 28th will be the concluding event in the day long celebration of National Breast Appreciation Day. To conclude the huge festivities, the NFL has announced that the Dallas Cowboy and Carolina Panther Cheerleaders wi...

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