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Funny story: Tony Romo Breaks His Collarbone As The Dallas Cowboys Fall To (1-5): Owner Jerry Jones Has Just Aged 10 Years!

Tony Romo Breaks His Collarbone As The Dallas Cowboys Fall To (1-5): Owner Jerry Jones Has Just Aged 10 Years!

DALLAS - Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones sat in his multi-million dollar air-conditioned luxury suite with beads of sweat running down his forehead. He had just watched his star quarterback get tackled and hammered to the ground by New York Giant...

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Funny story: Ines Sainz Reportedly Secretly Dating Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones

Ines Sainz Reportedly Secretly Dating Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones

DALLAS - For the past week the word on the streets of Dallas is that Jerry Jones, the owner of the Dallas Cowboys, who have started off the 2010-2011 football season with a record of (1-4), is secretly dating Mexico's infamously sexy sports reporter...

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Funny story: Will Tony Romo Play Against Giants Monday Night?

Will Tony Romo Play Against Giants Monday Night?

Monday's NFL game between the Dallas Cowboys and the New York Giants is a must win for the Cowboys. So why is Tony Romo thinking about skipping the game? Was he injured in last weekend's action against the Minnesota Vikings? Brad Hampton, a spoke...

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Lose To The Minnesota Vikings and Drop To (1-4) - Owner Jerry Jones Says "I've Run Out Of Non-Football Folks To Blame"

The Dallas Cowboys Lose To The Minnesota Vikings and Drop To (1-4) - Owner Jerry Jones Says "I've Run Out Of Non-Football Folks To Blame"

BLOOMINGTON, Minnesota - The Dallas Cowboys, who feel that they are still Super Bowl bound, lost their fourth game of the season at the hands of the Minnesota Vikings, who were led by their 58-year-old ailing quarterback Brett "The Relic" Favre. T...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Add Gay Cheerleaders In Bid To Kickstart Season

Dallas Cowboys Add Gay Cheerleaders In Bid To Kickstart Season

America's football team, the Dallas Cowboys, are set to introduce their most novel innovation yet, a gay cheerleading unit, which, it is hoped, will be the spark that changes the team's luck after a poor start to the season. The Cowboys loss to th...

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Funny story: Cowboy Cheerleaders Help Us Beat Dallas!

Cowboy Cheerleaders Help Us Beat Dallas!

Coach Jeff Fisher of the Tennessee Titans has given a lot of credit for Sunday's upset of the Dallas Cowboys to their world-renowned cheerleaders. "The game was close all the way and as usual half of us on the visiting team's bench were watching...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo To Ask Owner Jerry Jones If Maybe He Should Start Dating Jessica Simpson Again

Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo To Ask Owner Jerry Jones If Maybe He Should Start Dating Jessica Simpson Again

DALLAS - A dejected Tony Romo sat all alone in the Dallas Cowboys locker room. It was now midnight and all of the players, coaches, cheerleaders, and hot dog vendors had all long since gone home after the Cowboys has suffered their third loss in four...

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Lose To The Tennessee Titans, Owner Jerry Jones Is Now Blaming Mrs. Jerry Jones

The Dallas Cowboys Lose To The Tennessee Titans, Owner Jerry Jones Is Now Blaming Mrs. Jerry Jones

DALLAS - The Dallas Cowboys, who have been picked by many of the nation's sportswriters to win this years Super Bowl, have fallen to a record of 1-3, after losing in Cowboy Stadium to the Tennessee Titans 34-27. In the past Cowboys' owner Jerry Jo...

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Lose Again - Owner Jerry Jones Tells Miles Austin To Dump Kim Kardashian

The Dallas Cowboys Lose Again - Owner Jerry Jones Tells Miles Austin To Dump Kim Kardashian

DALLAS - The Dallas Cowboys are off to an 0-2 record. They were defeated by The Chicago Bears 27-20. Immediately after the game Cowboys owner Jerry Jones called Dallas receiver Miles Austin into his spacious office. Austin walked in smiling and carrying two hot dogs. Jerry told him to leave all three things outside the door. Miles looked at him and asked, "Even my dawgs?" Austin could...

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Lose To The Washington Redskins 13-7: Jerry Jones Blames Kim Kardashian

The Dallas Cowboys Lose To The Washington Redskins 13-7: Jerry Jones Blames Kim Kardashian

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Dallas Cowboys who are favored by many sports writers to go to the Super Bowl were beaten in their season opener by The Washington Redskins 13-7. The NFL's leading 'penalty getter' is Alex Barron, and unfortunately for Dalla...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart, Vanessa Hudgens, Miley Cyrus, and Selena Gomez To Star In "Intimate Secrets of The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders"

Kristen Stewart, Vanessa Hudgens, Miley Cyrus, and Selena Gomez To Star In "Intimate Secrets of The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders"

HOLLYWOOD - Noted producer/director Fanton Brasshorn has just announced that he will shortly begin filming on his new movie entitled Intimate Secrets of The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. Brasshorn purchased the book rights from noted sports author E...

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Funny story: Britney Spears and Hayden Panettiere to Star in "Lesbian Cheerleaders of The NFL"

Britney Spears and Hayden Panettiere to Star in "Lesbian Cheerleaders of The NFL"

LOS ANGELES - The Duffy Bayou-Gauche production of Lesbian Cheerleaders of The NFL will be in theaters one week before the start of this year's NFL season. Bayou-Gauche said that he worked for three years to secure the rights for the motion pictur...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Says That She Has A White Girl Booty - Naomi Campbell Replies "Say What Bitch?"

Jessica Simpson Says That She Has A White Girl Booty - Naomi Campbell Replies "Say What Bitch?"

SANTA MONICA BEACH - Jessica Simpson was out lying on the beach at Santa Monica taking in some rays when she was asked if the rumor about her getting back with Dallas Cowboy quarterback Tony Romo were true. Jessica grinned and stuck her finger in...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Is Blaming Their Loss To The Oakland Raiders On Kim Kardashian

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Is Blaming Their Loss To The Oakland Raiders On Kim Kardashian

DALLAS - Jerry Jones, the owner of the Dallas Cowboys, is back singing his old "She's a Jinx" song again after his Cowboys were beaten by the Oakland Raiders 17-9. Two years ago he blamed every Cowboys loss on Hollywood actress Jessica Simpson, w...

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Funny story: 'The Majority Of Homophobes Are Closet Gays' States Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader

'The Majority Of Homophobes Are Closet Gays' States Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader

"It's usually the ones who make a big song and dance about stuff like this who have the most to hide," Cheerleader Enola Gaye told a Skoob News reporter. Enola went on to say: "Sometimes folks git effed all the heck up about gay folk and they j...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys' Miles Austin, Who Is Dating Kim Kardashian, Says Teammate Tony Romo May Get Back Together With His Ex Jessica Simpson

Dallas Cowboys' Miles Austin, Who Is Dating Kim Kardashian, Says Teammate Tony Romo May Get Back Together With His Ex Jessica Simpson

SAN ANTONIO - The Dallas Cowboys are conducting their pre-season training camp in The Alamo City. A reporter for Quarterback Sack Illustrated Magazine, Rufus "Gatorade" Winterwinkle, said that Cowboys wide receiver, Miles Austin, told him that quarte...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Says She'll Bring Good Luck To The Dallas Cowboys By Dating Star Receiver Miles Austin

Kim Kardashian Says She'll Bring Good Luck To The Dallas Cowboys By Dating Star Receiver Miles Austin

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kim Kardashian was relaxing out by her pool when she was asked by her sister Khloe if she thinks that people will say she is going to jinx the Dallas Cowboys because she is dating Miles Austin. Kim immediately said that she does...

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