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Funny story: Abramovich exposed as Cockney con man

Abramovich exposed as Cockney con man

Rumours are spreading round the manor that Russian oligarch Roman Abramovich is a Sexton Blake. A snake at The Cash In Claw pub has coughed that the nonce's real moniker is Manny 'Rough' Diamond, a con man who operates from a lock up in Shepherd's...

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Funny story: Ray Wilkins slags off Manchester United

Ray Wilkins slags off Manchester United

Ex Chelsea coach Ray Wilkins has publicly rubbished Manchester United's chances in The Champions League Final. Speaking yesterday at the Nivea for men Great Football Experiment Ray said: "Man Utd are a fabulous club playing exquisite football.

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Funny story: Abramovich wants 'ladies man' as next Chelsea manager

Abramovich wants 'ladies man' as next Chelsea manager

Chelski owner Roman Abramovich is demanding his new manager only signs philanderers. Chelsea came second this season after coming first last campaign. Monogamous 'family man' Butch Wilkins was initially blamed for this failure. But now th...

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Funny story: Ian Holloway Linked With Chelsea Job As Ancelotti Is Sacked

Ian Holloway Linked With Chelsea Job As Ancelotti Is Sacked

Ian Holloway, the gung-ho Blackpool boss, whose team were relegated on Survival Sunday following a 4-2 defeat at Manchester United, is beingly hotly tipped to leave the club in order to take over at Stamford Bridge. It is thought that Roman Abramo...

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Funny story: Chelsea COULD well win Premiership according to small print in EPL rules book

Chelsea COULD well win Premiership according to small print in EPL rules book

Chelsea, it appears, COULD still win the Premiership, according to a little know rule in the EPL rules book. Apparently, if a team fails to turn up for the game they forfeit 12 points. This could be the break Chelsea needs. Although this has ne...

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Funny story: John Terry Insists Chelsea Can Still Win The Premier League

John Terry Insists Chelsea Can Still Win The Premier League

Sources close to Chelsea skipper John Terry say that he still insists that Chelsea can go on to lift the Premiership trophy from under the noses of Manchester United if the Blues win their final game of the season. Despite it being a mathematical...

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Funny story: Chelsea Striker Didier Drogba finally reveals why he does not wear underwear and comments on Torres' arrival at Chelsea

Chelsea Striker Didier Drogba finally reveals why he does not wear underwear and comments on Torres' arrival at Chelsea

Chelsea Striker, Didier Drogba, who recently turned 33, finally revealed to one of our reporters why he does not wear underwear. Apparently, when growing up, his family could only afford to buy the absolute essentials, which did NOT include under...

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Funny story: Chelsea blow it and sell Torres to Accrington Stanley for a fiver!

Chelsea blow it and sell Torres to Accrington Stanley for a fiver!

Man Utd blew Chelsea away and they should have had at least 2 penalties to add to the score. Even though the score was only 2-1 the difference was that between heaven and hell. After pathetically attempting to revive there game by substituting Kal...

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Funny story: Arrivederci Chelsea - Ancelotti Off To Roma

Arrivederci Chelsea - Ancelotti Off To Roma

Hot down the drain news suggests that Chelsea boss, Carlo Ancelotti is off back to his home town of La Bella Roma, and about to bid Stamford Bridge 'arrivederci.' After Chelsea virtually surrendered their Premiership title to fellow London club, M...

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Funny story: Manchester Airport Terror Plot Foiled

Manchester Airport Terror Plot Foiled

Greater Manchester Police this evening revealed how extensive surveillance had brought down a gang intent on bringing terror to Manchester Airport. Dawn raids in Salford, Wythenshawe and Stretford resulted in the arrests of six individuals believe...

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Funny story: Fergie Admits He Doesn't Have A Plan For Chelsea Showdown

Fergie Admits He Doesn't Have A Plan For Chelsea Showdown

Manchester United boss, Sir Alex Ferguson admitted this morning that he has no battle plan ahead of Sunday's Old Trafford showdown with a resurgent Chelsea. When questioned, the United boss simply said that he would select a team which he deemed c...

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Funny story: John Terry's Secret Weapon

John Terry's Secret Weapon

In astonishing scenes this morning in a Brompton Road cafe, Chelsea skipper John Terry revealed that he has a secret weapon, but then flatly refused to disclose whether or not he'd be using it against Manchester United in Sunday's title head to head...

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Funny story: West Ham Boss Depressed After Chelsea Defeat

West Ham Boss Depressed After Chelsea Defeat

The 3-0 defeat at the hands of fellow Londoners Chelsea has seen West Ham boss Avram Grant virtually concede that his club is a dead cert to be relegated. Losing so heavily at this time of the season is always hard to take, a world weary Grant com...

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Funny story: Drogba In Talks Over Future - United Set To Pounce

Drogba In Talks Over Future - United Set To Pounce

Didier Drogba's agents are to hold talks with Chelsea officials this week in order to determine whether the powerful Ivorean striker has a future at Stamford Bridge or not. The 33 year old currently has a year remaining on his contract with the cl...

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Funny story: Chelsea Pile On The Pressure In Title Race

Chelsea Pile On The Pressure In Title Race

Chelsea maintained the pressure on league leaders Manchester United last night with an emphatic 3-1 rout of Birmingham City; Kalou and a Malouda brace figuring on the score sheet. It must be worrying for the Blues though, that Fernando Torres exte...

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Funny story: Chelsea and Man City to join forces, someone has to beat United!

Chelsea and Man City to join forces, someone has to beat United!

In an unprecedented move the owners of "loser" clubs Chelsea and Manchester city are to join together and form one club in a desperate attempt to beat Man United at last! The new manager of the super-rich club is to be the "Special One", José Mour...

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Funny story: Torres Chelsea Nightmare Continues - Still Firing Blanks - Viagra Advised

Torres Chelsea Nightmare Continues - Still Firing Blanks - Viagra Advised

Another night at the office for £50 million out of sorts Chelsea striker, Fernando Torres. Another disaster. This time the office was Old Trafford in the Champions League quarter final, second leg, which saw the Spaniard substituted at half time as h...

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