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Funny story: The Village Idiot

The Village Idiot

The village idiot has been recognised as a legitimate occupation since the thirteenth century. Edward the first (Longshanks) sent his own idiot, John Major, to Scotland with a mocking message for William Wallace, however, the idiot presented the verbal insult to King Gruffudd of Wales. Since that day to this, the slight has never been forgiven and the two nations still spit at each other. I...

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Funny story: Rock stars become latest celebrities to think people are paying attention to them

Rock stars become latest celebrities to think people are paying attention to them

A group of rock stars have recently emphatically demanded that Republican political candidates not use the groups' songs in a effort to make themselves believe that anyone actually cares or is listening. The well known 1980's group "Mungo Je...

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Funny story: Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 19th August 2012

Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 19th August 2012

Cher Lloyd walks off stage at V Festival after reveller throws bottle of urine at singer Talk about taking the piss - or in this case, throwing it. Still got it! David Beckham rakes in £13.3million from sponsorship deals. The 37-year-old earned more than £36,000 a day endorsing brands including Armani, adidas, Samsung and Diet Coke during 2011. All that and still turing up to watch every Olym...

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Funny story: Daniel Stern saves Macaulay Culkin from drowning

Daniel Stern saves Macaulay Culkin from drowning

Home Alone star, Daniel Stern was taking a walk with his wife when he looked at the beach and noticed his former co-star struggling in the water. Daniel jumped into action and used his shirt as a rope and pulled Culkin to safety. A man who once tr...

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Funny story: Q&A with Selena Gomez

Q&A with Selena Gomez

Q: What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you? A: I was performing at my concert and my pants split open, so my backyard was showing. I didn't notice until everyone took out their cameras. Q: If you could have one super-power, what would it be? A: To fly. Sometimes Justin Bieber annoys the crap out of me. Luckily, I'm on the road a lot! Q: Do you have any strange...

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Funny story: Reese Witherspoon catches criminal

Reese Witherspoon catches criminal

Reese Witherspoon was enjoying her lunch at Mcdonald's yesterday morning, when a masked man with a water gun demanded cash from the register. Before the employee could move, Reese jumped into action and karate chopped the masked man and than put him...

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Funny story: Jeremy Irons Is '3 Midgets'!

Jeremy Irons Is '3 Midgets'!

In an astonishing new book it is claimed the British actor Jeremy Irons is in fact three midgets stood on one another's shoulders! In the book 'The Truth About Jeremy' , former Hollywood producer Max Griffin claims that three former circus acroba...

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Funny story: Celebrity look-a-like? There's an app for that

Celebrity look-a-like? There's an app for that

Have people said you look like Stephen Merchant? Dr Phil Hammond? Or less polite, have they said you look like one of the heroin addicts from Trainspotting? Now it is possible to reciprocate, and find the celebrity that people look most like using th...

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Funny story: Matt Lucas And Light Entertainment Plans Boost TV Repair Man Recruitment

Matt Lucas And Light Entertainment Plans Boost TV Repair Man Recruitment

Plans announced this week for a swathe of new TV light entertainment programmes have boosted the numbers of volunteers for a vigilante organisation. TV Repair Man, the shadowy group pledged to ridding the TV schedules of what it describes as "moro...

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Funny story: President Barack Obama Names Ellen DeGeneres To Be His Official California Adviser

President Barack Obama Names Ellen DeGeneres To Be His Official California Adviser

LOS ANGELES - President Obama flew into Tinsel Town to have a face-to-face talk with one of his biggest financial backers actor George Clooney. Clooney's recent $40,000 a plate fundraiser at his Hollywood Hills mansion helped raise $15.2 million t...

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Funny story: Bottoms For Large Bottoms: New Kardashian Clothing Line

Bottoms For Large Bottoms: New Kardashian Clothing Line

Yesterday the news of the new Kardashian clothing line hit the airwaves. The line was described by Kim as, "the go to attire for white women who have larger assets." According to Khloe it's not enough to just have the larger rear end, but now people need to dress it accordingly." The line will appear in Sears, JC Penny and Dillard's starting tomorrow. According to sales estimations, the line of...

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Funny story: Final Straw As Dudley Cowboy Has Horse Clamped

Final Straw As Dudley Cowboy Has Horse Clamped

Swayne O'Garrett, the UK's last surviving cowboy, has sensationally hung up his spurs, as a run of bad luck left him 'tormented and disillusioned'. O'Garrett became a talking point around his home town of Dudley, West Midlands, after parading the...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Kicks Off Season 14 With A Bang!

Dancing With The Stars Kicks Off Season 14 With A Bang!

HOLLYWOOD - According to many entertainment media critics this years group of Dancing With The Stars celebrity dancers is probably the most talented in the entire 14 seasons. One of the night's best performances was turned in by Katherine Jenkins...

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Funny story: Druids' equinox procession to de-hex Primrose Hill of toxic karma left behind by Sadie Frost, Peter Mandelson, Rhys Ifans,Jude Law, Ewan McGregor, Kate Moss etc etc

Druids' equinox procession to de-hex Primrose Hill of toxic karma left behind by Sadie Frost, Peter Mandelson, Rhys Ifans,Jude Law, Ewan McGregor, Kate Moss etc etc

London - Successive solar and lunar eclipses have failed to cleanse North London's premier pagan hot spot of decades of luvvies' toxic crap. This Tuesday karmic pest control in the guise of the Druids' annual Vernal Equinox parade up the iconic R...

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Funny story: Heather Trott To Marry Ben Mitchell

Heather Trott To Marry Ben Mitchell

Heather Trott is to marry her soon to be on screen murderer Ben Mitchell after a three day whirlwind romance, a BBC inside source has claimed. Cheryl Fergison, who plays the lovable 'Heather' in the soap inadvertently blabbed "When we were filming...

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Funny story: Celebrities Tweets Make Young Females More Secure

Celebrities Tweets Make Young Females More Secure

Kim Khardashian has become the latest celebrity to post a "warts and all" picture of herself on Twitter "without make up" and just generally "not bothered about her appearance". This followes similar postings from Georgina Salpa, Imogen Thomas, K...

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Funny story: Media Whore Pipes Up Again

Media Whore Pipes Up Again

It's been nearly a week since Imogen Thomas has seeked any form of publicity. This week she's decided to do a candid interview with established high-brow publication Balls magazine where she appeals to the world to "leave her alone". The shy and...

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