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Funny story: Obama Announces New GM Spin Off, Rubber Band Motors (RBM) to Meet His New MPG Edict!

Obama Announces New GM Spin Off, Rubber Band Motors (RBM) to Meet His New MPG Edict!

In a two part announcement sure to impact on the American economy, President Barry Obama first shocked the US automotive world with his new edict demanding all auto manufactures produce fleet economies of 54.1 MPH by 2025, up from the current 27.5...

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Funny story: Government Motors Offers Free Insurance as Well as an Annoying Back Seat Driver with Purchase of each New Car

Government Motors Offers Free Insurance as Well as an Annoying Back Seat Driver with Purchase of each New Car

US auto giant Government Motors has announced that they will pay for the insurance for the first year for any newly purchased GM car. The insurance includes liability as well as physical damage. The catch to the plan, is that the new care owner...

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Funny story: United States Supreme Court Makes a Mockery of Justice!

United States Supreme Court Makes a Mockery of Justice!

The United States Supreme Court has once again made a mockery of all that is good, right,and just in this country when it ended it's current session without ruling on the pivotal Parking Rights Case of Click vs. The District of Columbia. Needless...

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Funny story: Florida is Being Covered With Asphalt

Florida is Being Covered With Asphalt

In the newspaper today, I read: There are 60,000 square miles of paved roads in the United States. That's the equivalent of Florida being covered with asphalt. Imagine that, an entire state covered with asphalt! And is it coincidence that the state of choice is Florida? I think not. Most of the citizenry is over sixty five, anyway. Right? And that gives them the right to drive where ever th...

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Funny story: Car horns to be toned down

Car horns to be toned down

In an effort to calm Britain's rows, sorry roads, new laws are to be introduced to tone down car horns. There is a long history of horns on cars, from the tootles of the first cars to the craze in the eighties for horns that played tunes. These da...

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Funny story: Cuba to produce first super car

Cuba to produce first super car

Cuba is about to introduce its first super car, nine years after Fidel Castro promised changes to improve the Cuban economy. The "Fast Granma" prototype was first revealed to the press. The Cubans plan on first introducing the vehicle to Brazilia...

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Funny story: U.S. Gasoline Falls Below $3.85 a Gallon, Travelers Temporarily Thrilled

U.S. Gasoline Falls Below $3.85 a Gallon, Travelers Temporarily Thrilled

Just in time for the Memorial Day weekend travel and the unofficial start to summer, U.S. gasoline prices have fallen below a national average price of $3.85 a gallon. Recent mandates by government officials had warned oil producers that collusi...

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Funny story: Fast And Furious Stars Quit

Fast And Furious Stars Quit

Exclusive Film News has just filtered through and it's a complete shock for the 'Fast And Furious' franchise. The extremely popular film series, now up to 'Fast And Furious 5' has consistently packed out cinemas over the last few years and looks s...

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Funny story: Local Mechanic has Fukushima fix

Local Mechanic has Fukushima fix

Egg Harbor, N.J. - A Mr. Ronald Cole, of Egg Harbor, walked into our news room today and announced that he had the solution to stop the leak at Fukushima. "They'll never stop it with the diapers and bath salts they've been using. You can bet your bippy on that one," Ron laughed at me, sucking on his pipe. When I asked Ron what he would do he told me it was simple. "It's simple, chief.

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Funny story: Psychologist Matches Luxury Car Models to Personalities

Psychologist Matches Luxury Car Models to Personalities

Personality profiling and monetary spending pattern specialist, Dr. Hugh M. Ongusbeek, released a series of luxury car purchase findings today at the London Annual Psychoanalysis Conference, more affectionately labeled by insiders as the "Head Banger...

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Funny story: Talking Cars - Shut up

Talking Cars - Shut up

Do you remember the 80's TV show called Night Rider? Not the one about the nocturnal rapist but the crime fighter Michael Knight. The show was probably best remembered for his car called KITT, who would happily chat away to Mike about criminal's whereabouts, how best to approach a hideout or Michaels drinking habits. Well, it turns out that talking cars may be just a few years away from us norm...

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Funny story: Naked Driver Sought By Police

Naked Driver Sought By Police

Police are appealing for information about a naked man seen driving his car in Dumfries, Scotland, twice in a matter of days. On both occasions the man has been seen to get out of the car and go to the rear of the vehicle before getting back behin...

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Funny story: Worrying Claims Over Parking Charges

Worrying Claims Over Parking Charges

A consumer watchdog survey has suggested that a driver's chances of receiving a parking ticket and how much they would pay is largely dependent on where in Britain they were at the time the offence was committed. After polling just under one hundr...

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Funny story: Mechanic Fits Part Quicker Than Kwik Fit Fitter

Mechanic Fits Part Quicker Than Kwik Fit Fitter

We've all probably heard the famous song 'You Can't fit Quicker Than A Kwik Fit Fitter' and thought what is all that about? Well, today, Paul Spanner, 23, a mechanic from Toolbridge in Derbyshire has ripped up the record books. Kwik Fit are fam...

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Funny story: Clarkson Backs Flying Car

Clarkson Backs Flying Car

Indian inventor, A.K. Vishwinath has joined up with Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson with the invention of a car that flies. The vertical lift off, achieved through rotating blades designed by bumble bees who have studied mathematics for years,...

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Funny story: Motoring Improvements Announced

Motoring Improvements Announced

Amazing innovations in driving have been announced by researchers in the USA. Software has been developed enables a car to stay within a lane while being aware of other cars. Car signs can even be read and it would be impossible for cars to be par...

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Funny story: You've Got To Hand It To The Germans

You've Got To Hand It To The Germans

You can usually rely on German technology to come up with new and exciting innovations and today was no exception as they unveiled another potential winner. Car giants Aldi have unveiled a prototype vehicle with a fantastic new addition. Spokesma...

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