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Funny story: North Dakota Has Its Statehood Voided Due To Historic Errror- Canada Seizes It.

North Dakota Has Its Statehood Voided Due To Historic Errror- Canada Seizes It.

A recent disturbing discovery by a North Dakotan historian has revealed a disturbing fact about one of the least popular states in the union- the fact that it is not a state. John Rolczynski has discovered that the governor and the state deputies at...

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Funny story: Canada Fears Cap & Trade Law Won't Work for a Nation That Doesn't Wear Hats

Canada Fears Cap & Trade Law Won't Work for a Nation That Doesn't Wear Hats

Inexperienced beat reporters from the Canada Press who were assigned to learn more about the U.S. Carbon Emission "Cap and Trade" law, had been authoring a series of feature stories about how the laws wouldn't work, if the bulk of Canadian residents...

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Funny story: Mystery Blonde eludes being photographed once more

Mystery Blonde eludes being photographed once more

John Smith, of Scarborough, England, had not quite finished his dessert in the revolving restaurant atop the Skylon Tower, overlooking the Horseshoe Falls at Niagara Falls, Canada, when he saw the Mystery Blonde stand to leave her table. He quickl...

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Funny story: Mystery Blonde as elusive as ever in Niagara Falls, Canada

Mystery Blonde as elusive as ever in Niagara Falls, Canada

John Smith, of Scarborough, England, had not quite finished his dessert in the revolving restaurant atop the Skylon Tower, overlooking the Horseshoe Falls at Niagara Falls, Canada, when he saw the Mystery Blonde stand to leave her table. He had, e...

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Funny story: John Smith continues to follow Mystery Blonde sighted at Niagara Falls in Ontario, Canada

John Smith continues to follow Mystery Blonde sighted at Niagara Falls in Ontario, Canada

John Smith, following his disappointing photographic shoot this afternoon in Niagara Falls, went out again tonight to try to find the Mystery Blonde and solve the mystery surrounding her. His photographs from this afternoon, when developed, had su...

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Funny story: Mystery Blonde spotted in Ontario, Canada

Mystery Blonde spotted in Ontario, Canada

British Spoof Writer, vacationing in Ontario Canada, caught sight of who he believes to be the mystery blonde who appears to have captured the hearts of many British spoof writers. John Smith of Scarborough, England, said he was walking along the...

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Funny story: Kate and Wills to visit long-lost reptilian relatives

Kate and Wills to visit long-lost reptilian relatives

Alberta - Genetic efforts to find the missing link between the royals and their four-legged cold-blooded relations are set for a big boost. The couple will visit The Alberta Reptile and Amphibian Society on Thursday in an unscheduled trip to conne...

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Funny story: Pippa receives postcard from sister Kate

Pippa receives postcard from sister Kate

Pippa Middleton excitedly rang the editor of 'Gobsmacked News' to let her know she received a postcard from sister Kate this morning. Kate is vacationing in Canada with her Prince and told Pippa she is having a wonderful time being fussed over and p...

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Funny story: Canada had TWO July 1st celebrations

Canada had TWO July 1st celebrations

Canada celebrated 'Canada Day' twice. Once on July 1st - the true birthday of the nation which was celebrated in Ottawa royally, with the attendance of Prince William and his lovely new bride, Kate. She wore a stunning red and white outfit duri...

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Funny story: Royals begin Canadian tour

Royals begin Canadian tour

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, better known as Prince William and Kate, have begun their first ever official tour as a royal couple. The destination is Canadia, which has seen a slide in the popularity of the Royal Family lately. Two years ago...

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Funny story: American Border Patrols Checking All Vehicles Returning To Canada. Fireworks Being Smuggled.

American Border Patrols Checking All Vehicles Returning To Canada. Fireworks Being Smuggled.

All vehicles returning to Canada from trips to the US of A are being inspected meticulously for smuggled items. This month it is NOT drugs they are looking for but FIREWORKS. News quickly spread through Canada at the beginning of the month that t...

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Funny story: "Not much point to Canada anymore" says British MP

"Not much point to Canada anymore" says British MP

During a speech at Westminster on Thursday, Labour MP David Lefty addressed the subject of Anglo-Canadian relations. "For years," Lefty remarked "Canada had a special place in our hearts as a a place that was a bit like America, but without the te...

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Funny story: 'Bigamy no hindrance' as softsoap campaign pushes for plum William Canada role

'Bigamy no hindrance' as softsoap campaign pushes for plum William Canada role

London - Secret plans to elevate His Royal Altitude to the rank of Canada's governor-general are being rolled out by the government. The position comes with a raft of attractive gravy train handouts - including an annual $500,000 dress allowance f...

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Funny story: Canadian Heart Association Pleads for Stanley Cup Win

Canadian Heart Association Pleads for Stanley Cup Win

Several sitting board members of the Canadian Heart Association well aware of increased incidents of heart attack during highly stressful events, pleads with the NHL Officials Association to make the Stanley Cup Finals "Canadian Fair". Taking the...

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Funny story: Lady Godiva Avidly Goaded

Lady Godiva Avidly Goaded

Canada - RCMP announced at a press conference today that Lady Godiva was found incoherent and ill-dressed (her usual condition) in a snow bank. Doctors confirmed that she had been "avidly goaded", which is very strange, since this is an anagram of h...

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Funny story: Obama Warns Canada Not to Interfere With Conflict

Obama Warns Canada Not to Interfere With Conflict

Pierre, SD - President Barracks Obama today again warned Canada not to interfere with the ongoing conflict between North and South Dakota. The two states have been at odds after both ended up having competing teams in the regional hockey finals. "...

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Funny story: Pointless Stories Number One

Pointless Stories Number One

A plane chartered by the Canadian government to fly stranded citizens out of Libya has left Tripoli airport completely empty, Canadian sources have reported. Although this may appear a bit bizarre, a number of other countries have had similar expe...

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