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Funny story: The Upcoming Nasty Divorce: Heidi Klum Is Worth $70 Million - Seal Says "$70 Million Divided By Two Is $35 Million"

The Upcoming Nasty Divorce: Heidi Klum Is Worth $70 Million - Seal Says "$70 Million Divided By Two Is $35 Million"

LOS ANGELES - It appears that Seal's claws have finally come out and his soon-to-be-ex-wife Heidi Klum is doing some fancy backpedaling to keep from getting scratched financially speaking. The divorce between the black singer and the white super m...

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Funny story: The Top 10 Most Unpopular Drinks of 2012

The Top 10 Most Unpopular Drinks of 2012

Adult Beverage Magazine has just released their list of The Top 10 Most Unpopular Drinks of 2012. Magazine Editor Ballantine Brouhahaburger, 88, pointed out that this year a total of 917,361 people responded to The Adult Beverage Magazine Rate The Drinks Survey. People from every state in the union participated in the survey. The Rate The Drinks Survey committee executive senior director Gen...

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Funny story: Invisible Children Co-Founder Suffers Invisible Underpants Embarrassment

Invisible Children Co-Founder Suffers Invisible Underpants Embarrassment

Jason Russell, the co-founder of the 'Invisible Children' charity behind the "Kony 2012" video that went viral on youtube, is set to launch a sister charity called 'Invisible Underpants' and release a video about the embarrassing phenomenon of disapp...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney to Simulate Homelessness for Two Hours!

Mitt Romney to Simulate Homelessness for Two Hours!

Mitt Romney,on the heels of three shocking losses to Rick Santorum in Colorado, Minnesota and Missouri (pronounced misery), has sworn to become more in touch with "the little people". "I know that it is difficult for all people to identify with m...

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Funny story: Department Store Santa was Pepper Sprayed by Vindictive Kid

Department Store Santa was Pepper Sprayed by Vindictive Kid

A Pasadena, California Stacy's department store Santa was pepper sprayed this afternoon by a kid bent on revenge for not getting what he asked for, for last year's Christmas. The kid, eight year old local bully Bugger Maloney, wanted to see Santa in...

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Funny story: California Passes Law Okaying the Use of Pepper Spray Indiscriminately

California Passes Law Okaying the Use of Pepper Spray Indiscriminately

The California Senate has just passed a bill to allow a person to use pepper spray at their own discretion without being held criminally accountable. The bill was signed into law earlier this afternoon by California Governor Jerry Brown. Minutes...

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Funny story: California's Black Friday Pepper Sprayer Who Sprayed 20 Customers Has Been Captured

California's Black Friday Pepper Sprayer Who Sprayed 20 Customers Has Been Captured

PORTER RANCH, California - Porter Ranch, the town in the San Fernando Valley resembled 1880s Tombstone, Arizona, more than it did a modern day California city on Black Friday. The Porter Ranch Police Department received calls that a crazy shopper...

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Funny story: John Goodman To Star In "Oops - The Officer John 'Pepper Spray' Pike Story"

John Goodman To Star In "Oops - The Officer John 'Pepper Spray' Pike Story"

HOLLYWOOD - Lions Face Pictures in association with TouchRock Films has just announced that production will soon begin on the motion picture Oops - The Officer John "Pepper Spray' Pike Story. The movie will feature John Goodman in the starring rol...

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Funny story: The Meanest Teacher In America "Mr. Sniffles" Needs To Have His Butt Kicked!

The Meanest Teacher In America "Mr. Sniffles" Needs To Have His Butt Kicked!

VACAVILLE, California - Simon Cowell and his fellow Englishman Piers Morgan can make room for another mean person to join them in their exclusive Meanest Individuals In America Club. William C. Wood High School girls Home Economics teacher Stevie...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera To Guest Star As A Daisy Duke Shorts-Wearing Motorcycle Mama On The TV Series "Sons of Anarchy"

Christina Aguilera To Guest Star As A Daisy Duke Shorts-Wearing Motorcycle Mama On The TV Series "Sons of Anarchy"

HOLLYWOOD - Christina Aguilera recently stated that ever since she was a little girl growing up in Staten Island, New York that she has always been fascinated with motorcycles. She said that for her third birthday her parents bought her a Fisher P...

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Funny story: They're All Aboard! Biden, Brown, Calderon Announce Latest Amtrak Drug Induced Fantasy!

They're All Aboard! Biden, Brown, Calderon Announce Latest Amtrak Drug Induced Fantasy!

After losing billions of dollars since it's inception, the Government Railroad (GR), otherwise known in Washington Speak as Amtrak, has finally come up with a way to turn a profit thanks to the leadership of California Governor Jerry "Moonbeam" Brown! In a joint press conference in Sacramento, Governor Brown, Biden, and Mexico's president Felipe Calderon announced they would be linking Mexico...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Agrees To Appear On The Next Edition of Donald Trump's "Celebrity Apprentice"

Charlie Sheen Agrees To Appear On The Next Edition of Donald Trump's "Celebrity Apprentice"

MANHATTAN - Donald Trump confided to a close business associate that after seeing how popular Gary "The Space Alien" Busey was on last season's edition of Celebrity Apprentice he knew he had to try to do something to top it. And the man with the G...

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Funny story: Riots Over Northern California's General Racism

Riots Over Northern California's General Racism

Northern California has decided it doesn't want southern California to be part of the same state any longer stating that too many Mexicans live in southern California to deal with. This quickly started protests in Sacramento and San Francisco. The...

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Funny story: Apple Announces the i-Shoe

Apple Announces the i-Shoe

Cupertino, California - Steve Jobs, the elusive CEO of Apple, Inc. has just announced he will soon unveil a new project that his designers have been working on, in conjunction with Nike. Hipsters, Mac enthusiasts and joggers alike will soon be a...

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Funny story: Taste the "glitz and glamour" of Hollywood, or enjoy VIP treatment through U$ Homeland Security.

Taste the "glitz and glamour" of Hollywood, or enjoy VIP treatment through U$ Homeland Security.

Los Angeles Docks, California, USA: With the United States having the record for the most stringent and thorough security and entry requirements in the world, with 12 million illegal immigrants roaming around in the country, tensions were running hi...

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Funny story: California 'Summer Triangle' UFO warns of solar eclipse tremors

California 'Summer Triangle' UFO warns of solar eclipse tremors

Oakland, Ca - A California UFO may be trying to make contact to warn about a predicted massive earthquake around June 1st's Gemini solar eclipse. The three-pronged aerial light formation, mimicking the geometry of the Summer Triangle asterism, has...

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Funny story: The California Maids Union Is Thinking About Filing A Lawsuit Against Arnold Schwarzenegger

The California Maids Union Is Thinking About Filing A Lawsuit Against Arnold Schwarzenegger

POMONA - As if she isn't embarrassed enough already Arnold Schwarzenegger's maid, Mildred Patricia "Patty Cake" Baena, the most famous maid since Hazel may now be called to testify in court if the California Maids Union decides to file a lawsuit agai...

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