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Funny story: European intelligence claims that US President, Campaigner in Chief Obama's raised terror alerts, are 'nonsensical'!

European intelligence claims that US President, Campaigner in Chief Obama's raised terror alerts, are 'nonsensical'!

MI5 and MI6, Cheltenham GCHQ: Over the past few days the Western Security Apparatus has been on very high alert after the US secret intelligence agencies controlled by the Pentagon issued warnings that al-Qaida was plotting to attack targets in the...

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Funny story: Facebook Outage - CIA Plot

Facebook Outage - CIA Plot

Government departments reported a 73% increase in productivity for Sept 23, 2010. Walmart and blockbuster along with many other retailers noticed a sharp spike in sales of everything. One has to wonder if the Facebook outage was not part of som...

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Funny story: Senate committee to subpoena CIA NOC-List file on Abdel-Basset Ali Al-Megrahi Ratzinger

Senate committee to subpoena CIA NOC-List file on Abdel-Basset Ali Al-Megrahi Ratzinger

Washington AC/DC - (Holy Shit!): The dossier on one of the Pope's bastard sons was 'sanitised' during the Reagan/Bush1 presidency amid fears 'it was just too goddam explosive' for humble joe public. And now the Senate Foreign Relations Committee...

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Funny story: DC earthquake aftershocks rattle CIA HQ

DC earthquake aftershocks rattle CIA HQ

Washington AC/DC - (Snake-in-the-Grass News): The ubiquitous 'Did the earth move for you, darlin'?' took on a new, troubling meaning today shortly after 5.04am EDT. A 3.6 tremor epicentered on the White House Queen's Bedroom was felt as far away a...

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Funny story: Vacationing Iran scientist Shahram Amiri free to leave, says US: mixed signals from CIA and other tourguides confuse the issue

Vacationing Iran scientist Shahram Amiri free to leave, says US: mixed signals from CIA and other tourguides confuse the issue

The US insists that a missing Iranian nuclear scientist who has turned up in the country is there vacationing, the year delay caused by a wrong turn at the Universal Studios Tour, and is ready to leave. The state department rejected claims by Tehr...

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Funny story: Me not culpa says Rooney

Me not culpa says Rooney

Leon Panetta, head of the CIA has rebuked the England footie fans' who have suggested that his agents sabotaged Wayne Rooney during the Germany vs England African World Cup clash. 'Yet another conspiracy theory', he said. This is one theory that i...

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Funny story: Hey Russia, How About a Toothless Crack-Ho Spy Next Time, Stupid

Hey Russia, How About a Toothless Crack-Ho Spy Next Time, Stupid

Washington, D.C. -- Authorities stunned the nation as news of the arrest of a young, knock-out gorgeous alleged Russian spy spread across the networks today. "What in the world?" one flabbergasted neighbor of 28 year-old Russian spy, Anna Chapman...

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Funny story: Anna Chapman - Sexy Secret Agent

Anna Chapman - Sexy Secret Agent

So far, information regarding Anna Chapman - arrested this week in the USA on Espionage charges - has been sketchy at best. Which is pretty much what you'd expect from a spy. Here at Skoob News, we have managed to establish that she was born in Ru...

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Funny story: Obama Orders CIA To Hire Graduates of Spy School

Obama Orders CIA To Hire Graduates of Spy School

Barack Obama has issued a presidential order to the Central Intelligence Agency to begin hiring all graduates of the Jethro Bodine Skool of Double-Naught Spying. Obama said that he feels these highly trained agents will be of immediate assistance to...

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Funny story: CIA Sending Subliminal Messages To Website Users

CIA Sending Subliminal Messages To Website Users

The CIA are taking legal action in order to prevent a former operative spilling the beans as to the extent 'The Company' are reputed to be flooding internet websites with subliminal messages. 'The Company' have a long and not in all cases illustri...

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Funny story: CIA Opens Bitch School for Terror Suspects

CIA Opens Bitch School for Terror Suspects

GUANTANIMO BAY, CUBA -- The Obama Administration has announced the closing of Camp X-Ray and the opening of a new, cutting edge prison for the detaining, interrogation, and disciplining of terrorists and other petulant monkeys. The facility is cal...

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Funny story: Google Earth System - The Mr X Files

Google Earth System - The Mr X Files

Mr X has met up with an American scientist who had interesting things to say about the Google Earth System. The scientist who wishes to remain anonymous explained that he has worked with the CIA and the FBI. Our scientist explained that the Google Earth system was actually sold to Google by the American Government. The system was previously used by the CIA and the FBI and was useful in zooming...

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Funny story: Professor Karl Carlton the Nutty Professor on satellite weapons

Professor Karl Carlton the Nutty Professor on satellite weapons

Professor Karl Carlton known as the nutty professor, claims that the FBI and the CIA, have powerful satellite mind controlling weapons, that can control the minds of people they have under surveillance. There are disturbing reports that scientists...

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Funny story: CIA poisoned Jackie Kennedy ancestral town with LSD

CIA poisoned Jackie Kennedy ancestral town with LSD

Pont-Saint-Esprit, France - (Toxic Mess): A 1951 CIA mind control experiment tried to obliterate the ancestral roots of Jackie Kennedy's home town in France, a new book has revealed. The sleepy southern French hamlet of Pont-Saint-Esprit was conta...

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Funny story: Online Dating typo led to torture session claims CIA lover

Online Dating typo led to torture session claims CIA lover

An unfortunate typing error led to an Ohio woman enduring an hour-long ordeal of torture by a man she met online. The man, Gerald Smarts, who claims to work for the CIA, said that he thought it was what she wanted. The woman, who asked not to be...

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Funny story: CIA Discovers Osama Bin Laden Living In England

CIA Discovers Osama Bin Laden Living In England

Agents of the Central Intelligence Agency, with the full cooperation from Interpol, MI-5,6, and 33, and Scotland Yard, have discovered that terrorist Osama Bin Laden has been living in Great Britain for the past seven years. Once believed to be in c...

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Funny story: CIA Announcement Confirms There Are 71 Virgins in Heaven, Plus One That Could Go Either Way After Jockey Short Bomber Completes Sex Change!

CIA Announcement Confirms There Are 71 Virgins in Heaven, Plus One That Could Go Either Way After Jockey Short Bomber Completes Sex Change!

Speaking off the record, a highly placed CIA operative confirmed that recently apprehended 'Jockey Short Bomber' Umar Farouk Aldulmutalation, has by his own request, completed his sex change operation courtesy of the US government and Medicare. Um...

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