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Funny story: Ricky Gervais Says That Britney Spears Better Lose About 40 Pounds Real Quick!

Ricky Gervais Says That Britney Spears Better Lose About 40 Pounds Real Quick!

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Popular comedian Ricky Gervais was having lunch with fellow comedian Kathy Griffin at a Burgers-In-The-Round in West Hollywood when talk got around to Britney Spears, whom Griffin aka "The Red Cougar" cannot stand. Gervais asked Griffin why it was that she did not like Spears and she replied that some time ago after she had paid $256 for her and her date to see Spears perform a...

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Funny story: Britney, Jennifer, Lindsay Get Into Shakespeare

Britney, Jennifer, Lindsay Get Into Shakespeare

HOLLYWOOD, CA Britney Spears, Jennifer Lopez and Lindsay Lohan have announced they will be forming a new entertainment conglomerate designed to bring the works of Shakespeare to young people. The unlikely trio recently shared lunch on Hollyw...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Denies Those Sexually Provocative Rumors About Her And Mel Gibson And She Reveals The Reason For Her Recent Weight Gain

Britney Spears Denies Those Sexually Provocative Rumors About Her And Mel Gibson And She Reveals The Reason For Her Recent Weight Gain

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Britney Spears, who passed up an opportunity to appear in the Twilight movie series due to a bad case of tonsillitis, recently dismissed the sexually provocative rumors regarding her and her BFF Mel Gibson. Spears said that her a...

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Funny story: Britney Spears denies being touched up

Britney Spears denies being touched up

The public relations company for Britney Spears has denied that the pop songstress was touched up for the cover of her latest album, Femme Fatale. Appearing days after the photoshoot for the album cover on Letterman's show in America, the pop ido...

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Funny story: Bollywood's Aishwarya Rai Outraged At Madonna's Arrogant Remarks About India

Bollywood's Aishwarya Rai Outraged At Madonna's Arrogant Remarks About India

BOMBAY - One of Bollywood's most respected actresses, Aishwarya Rai, has stated that she does not appreciate the recent remarks that the former singer known as Madonna made about her home country of India. Madonna, told the supermarket tabloid, Ju...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle Feels That She May Be Losing Her "Socks" Appeal

Susan Boyle Feels That She May Be Losing Her "Socks" Appeal

BLACKBURN, West Lothian, Scotland - Susan Boyle, one of the towns most famous citizens recently met with a reporter for The Tickety Boo News and spoke about her career. She stated that it has been a fairy tale story but with some emotional, physical, mental, and even geographical roller coaster ups and downs. SuBo, as everyone except for Louis Walsh and Britney Spears, calls her, stated that...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Confides In Her BFF Mel Gibson That She Really Misses Lip Syncing

Britney Spears Confides In Her BFF Mel Gibson That She Really Misses Lip Syncing

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Britney Spears has really been feeling down lately since her career has sort of stalled due to the mini-scandal involving lyrics she allegedly borrowed from John Phillip Sousa the king of the marching bands. According to Bedroom P...

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Funny story: Brave Britney Spears announces Femme Fatale album release in March

Brave Britney Spears announces Femme Fatale album release in March

Britney Spears is well known the world over for not being afraid to take risks, so it logically follows that Brit has pulled all the stops out and and truly laid her life on the line in order to release her new album, Femme Fatale on March 15th. T...

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Funny story: Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, and Heidi Montag Agree To Appear In "The Naked PMS'ing Lesbian Vampire Bitches From Hell!"

Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, and Heidi Montag Agree To Appear In "The Naked PMS'ing Lesbian Vampire Bitches From Hell!"

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, and Heidi Montag have all finally agreed to star in Charleen Belle Pinnzucker's adaptation of the epic novel The Naked PMS'ing Lesbian Vampire Bitches From Hell. Pinnzucker who is considered to be...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton defies Hadron Collider

Paris Hilton defies Hadron Collider

Scientists at LCH in Switzerland were elated today when a major question regarding the nature of our universe appeared to be solved. Paris Hilton's brain was hurtled through the Swiss Hadron Collider and smashed into a similar size particle at close...

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Funny story: Is Harry shagging scrawny-arsed Britney lookalike Cat Ommanney?

Is Harry shagging scrawny-arsed Britney lookalike Cat Ommanney?

London - (Cellulite News): "You'll just have to wait for the kiss 'n' tell," LA FagHagSlagMag's Dave Skank chuckled sheepishly this afternoon. "But let's just say it's cougar mating season right now - the cold sure plays havoc with these forty-som...

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Funny story: Jason Trawick Denies That He Beat Britney Spears - He Says She Lip Syncs A Lot And As A Result She Falls Down A Lot

Jason Trawick Denies That He Beat Britney Spears - He Says She Lip Syncs A Lot And As A Result She Falls Down A Lot

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Jason Trawick, speaking from the front porch of a very close male friend of his, but not a gay one, has flat out stated that he never beat his girlfriend noted singer Britney Spears. Trawick did note that Spears was always walking...

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Funny story: Wikileaks reveal what Britney thinks about Putin!

Wikileaks reveal what Britney thinks about Putin!

In a shocking document released by Wikileaks today, it has been revealed that Britney Spears thinks that Russian President Putin is "a bit of a douche." Wikileaks have exclusively revealed the document released to a select few "quality" media outl...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Secrets More Enticing Than American Governments Secrets

Britney Spears Secrets More Enticing Than American Governments Secrets

The American Government is very upset that Wikileaks has released thousands of sensitive documents relating to The USSR, Iraq, Saddam Hussein, Saudi Arabia, and covert operations around the world among other things. Britney Spears is very upset th...

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Funny story: Jamie Lynn Spears Reveals Why Old Friends Hate Britney

Jamie Lynn Spears Reveals Why Old Friends Hate Britney

Jamie Lynn Spears, younger sister of Britney, was asked why so many people from her past dislike her sister so much. "It's because of something she did a long time ago and they have never forgiven her for it." And what was that? "They took p...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Launches New Fragrance; Repression

Taylor Swift Launches New Fragrance; Repression

Backed by fragrance and makeup giant Elizabeth Armin, Taylor Swift has announced that she will market a new fragrance and body care line of products just in time for the holiday shopping season. With trademark names like Obsession, Passion, Fusion,...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Buys A Wonderbra

Britney Spears Buys A Wonderbra

Hollywood was buzzing this morning as rumours flooded the street that Britney Spears has bought a Wonderbra. Sources claim that a 3D billboard outside London's Waterloo rail station inspired the star to go ahead with the purchase. One fan told...

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