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Funny story: Britain's Wet Barbecue Summer Constant Rainstorm Deemed A Huge Success

Britain's Wet Barbecue Summer Constant Rainstorm Deemed A Huge Success

Cheers to all Britons as our barbecue summer finally draws to a close. It's been said that Brits are obsessed with the weather, especially given its somewhat cheeky nature. It transpires that Met Office advice to dust off the barbies was somewhat...

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Funny story: Cold beach...what a great idea.

Cold beach...what a great idea.

Fersarchee, the renowned fashion house, is to create the world's first refrigerated beach so that hotel guests can walk comfortably across the sand on scorching days. The beach will be next to the the new Palazzo hotel which is being built in Dub...

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Funny story: Man With World's Smallest Penis' Wife Says Great In Bed

Man With World's Smallest Penis' Wife Says Great In Bed

Penis Minus Wilson (A Pin Name) gets red in the face when his pygmy wife says it but she claims he is wonderful in bed. "We have a great sex life", states Halletta. "Those ladies who laughed at him over the years really missed out." "Penis is...

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Funny story: Britain declares war on America

Britain declares war on America

The release of secret documents under the Freedom of Information Act show that Britain was on the verge of declaring war on the United States of America in the summer of 1975. The British Government had drawn up plans to denounce American involvem...

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Funny story: Great Train Robber Ronnie Biggs Arrested After Attempting Another Great Train Robbery

Great Train Robber Ronnie Biggs Arrested After Attempting Another Great Train Robbery

Great Train Robber, Ronnie Biggs, formally released from prison early today after being granted freedom on compassionate grounds, is back in custody once more after attempting another Great Train Robbery on his way home. Biggs, 79, is severely ill...

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Funny story: Britain's sex-services sector growing fast

Britain's sex-services sector growing fast

Out of work Brits have a real chance for employment as entry level sex-services workers, so says The Chartered Institute for Purchasing and Supply. The new report, released Wednesday, states, "(Our) monthly purchasing manager's index for the sex...

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Funny story: Parliament to vote on Obama's proposal: Will UK become 51st US state?

Parliament to vote on Obama's proposal: Will UK become 51st US state?

Parliament announced today that it will vote Friday on US President Barak Obama's surprise proposal to accept the United Kingdom as the 51st state of the United States of America. Liberal MP, Ron Paul VII, told reporters gathered outside 10 Downing...

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Funny story: The second coming of the great prophet Zog

The second coming of the great prophet Zog

Followers of the second coming of the great prophet Zog have descended at stonhenge to pray for his return. Their leader James Robertson believes that Zog will return to earth to sort out all earths problems for the good of mankind. Zog was accor...

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Funny story: Britain Wants Its Own Gitmo in Nigeria: Our Penals Are Better Than Yours

Britain Wants Its Own Gitmo in Nigeria: Our Penals Are Better Than Yours

The rivalry over war and peace, welfare and forced work has been waging of late between the United Kingdom colonizer and the United States of America colonists. The latest, newest source of competition has broken out over the confinement of foreign p...

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Funny story: Britain Gripped In "Weather Change" Storm

Britain Gripped In "Weather Change" Storm

Britain was braced for a change in the weather earlier today. The weather has been warm and sunny. Now it is likely that it will rain. Gordon Broon hurried back to the UK from an important international summit. "The nation needs me in this hour of ne...

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Funny story: Britain Tops World League #4!

Britain Tops World League #4!

For the 4th time in two short weeks, plucky little Great Britain has triumphed against the giants! We are the most violent nation in the world! Crime figures issued today show that we are more violent than any European country and have even tak...

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Funny story: Britain swelters in the heat

Britain swelters in the heat

With the news that today will be the hottest day in the history of Great Britain, forecasters are running out of countries to compare our current temperatures with. Monday saw temperatures exceed that of Greece, while Tuesday saw them soar past the S...

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Funny story: Britain Tops World League For 3rd Time!

Britain Tops World League For 3rd Time!

Once again, and for the third time in less than 2 weeks, plucky little Great Britain has triumphed in a world league championship. An Illinois, USA, University survey has revealed British women are the Western world's most promiscuous, with seven...

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Funny story: Relentless heatwave, build-up to Earth's July 4 solar aphelion 'playing havoc with royal pacemaker'

Relentless heatwave, build-up to Earth's July 4 solar aphelion 'playing havoc with royal pacemaker'

Holyrood Palace - (Karmic Ass Mess): Scientists are warning that ominous solar activity and a surge in hot weather is playing havoc with the Queen's pacemaker. The Earth's July 4, Independence Day solar aphelion could effectively jam the microwave...

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Funny story: 'We All Scream For Ice Cream' Screams Parched Brit As UK Sizzles

'We All Scream For Ice Cream' Screams Parched Brit As UK Sizzles

British citizens, who traditionally love to twat on about the weather, have been having a right proper whinge as temperatures and humidity soared today. For a land more accustomed to grey skies and driving rain, the outbreak of hot weather has kno...

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Funny story: Great Britain To Be Renamed London

Great Britain To Be Renamed London

In a move welcomed by many, the government will vote today on the renaming of Great Britain. Possible suggestions on the list were Little America, America II and surprisingly New Birmingham, but yet again the capital centric government has seen sense...

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Funny story: Britain tops World League

Britain tops World League

Plucky little Great Britain has come out Numero Uno in a hotly contested competition to be the Most-Feared-By-Paranoid-old-Twats-In-Turbans! The entire world was entered in the race, but this Sceptre'd Isle breasted the tape ahead of the pack.

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