It's been speculated that vast numbers of conservatives in Britain will be flocking to Nigel Farrage's Brexit Party. Some are even planning to take the campaign a step further by Brexiting all of Great Britain itself. I met up with a daft-shit...
London - A new Brexit Deal offered up by Prime Minister Theresa May would require all expat Premier League participants to leave their England and Wales-based squads for other clubs in Europe, the Americas and China, and require all British players t...
Starting with an article in Newsweek magazine yesterday, a wave of irritation and protest has surged throughout the elderly community. The Newsweek headline: “Elderly Americans are dying without getting to read Mueller’s report and they’re not...
Political analysts have said that any further Brexit news or communication from any of the leading political parties should be ignored, as the whole sorry subject has become "just too silly". Since the June 2016 referendum, which ended with a vote...
It's official. Angela Merkel and Theresa May are actually the same person. In a stunning revelation, Doris Boggs a hopeless schizophrenic from Neasden in north London, has finally admitted that these two mad women are actually just two of her many...
Results of a new survey seem to show that, contrary to the old adage that 'stranger things happen at sea', life on the ocean waves has become largely regularised, and odd, weird and uncanny things rarely happen there anymore. In the dim and distan...
Many of Britain’s farmers came forward today to help out Conservative MP, Mark Francois, by offering the use of their own personal shotguns. The Tory Brexiteer, who has made his anti-Europe stance abundantly clear on several occasions, despite hav...
A meeting between Theresa May and Jeremy Corbyn early this week shocked Westminster by ending in agreement with the besieged party leaders deciding their best course of action was to actually invent the Neuralyzer made famous by the Men In Black movi...
As Brexit spirals out of control like a drunk shopping centre Santa driving a stolen jet ski through Debenhams, the options for the UK are narrowing. But one brave Brexiteer has an option that no one else has thought of. Big Bubbly Bumberling Raci...
An online government petition for the UK to leave the EU immediately has received only 3 signatures so far, after it was well-publicised in national media. In contrast, a petition to revoke article 50 and remain in the EU has received over 4 million...
During a break in a recent Brexit meeting, members of the cabinet and leading Brexiteers were recorded playing a game of the popular parlour game Charades. The transcript of the recording is as follows: David Davis: Is it a film? Theresa May: It'...
Prime Minister Theresa May has told senior members of the government that their long-term plan regarding the country's relationship with the EU is almost complete, and that she will announce the revocation of Article 50 in the middle of next week.
Prime Minister Theresa May is jubilant this morning after securing a promise from the EU to delay the Brexit process - by 10 minutes. Britain is due to leave the European Union on 29 March. The British government has been trying to organise the...
Jeremy Corbyn gleamed with delight at the close of Labour's Extraordinary Party Conference in Hastings at the weekend. "Yes, we have to be prepared for government. Theresa May and her Conservatives are leading us up blind alleys with nonsensical p...
So now, after months of strong and stable government and intensive planning, Parliament is to be allowed a vote on results: a meaningful vote. Answering questions in Downing Street, May looked thrilled with developments. "I'm being stable and fai...
Profits at old gits pub chain JD Wetherspoon fell 19% in the six months to the end of January. Wetherspoon's weirdo chairman, Brexit cheerleader Tim Martin, the last living proponent of the mullet, hairstyle of the gods, immediately announced that it...
The UK government has forked out a 33million-quid settlement to EuroTunnel over the handing out of ferry contracts in the event of a no deal Brexit. It doesn’t bode well for our negotiating teams if they’ve ended up losing a court case to a fucking t...
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