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Funny story: Wetherspoon's Profits Plunge by 19%: "Nothing to do with Brexit"

Wetherspoon's Profits Plunge by 19%: "Nothing to do with Brexit"

Profits at old gits pub chain JD Wetherspoon fell 19% in the six months to the end of January. Wetherspoon's weirdo chairman, Brexit cheerleader Tim Martin, the last living proponent of the mullet, hairstyle of the gods, immediately announced that it...

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Funny story: Failing Grayling

Failing Grayling

The UK government has forked out a 33million-quid settlement to EuroTunnel over the handing out of ferry contracts in the event of a no deal Brexit. It doesn’t bode well for our negotiating teams if they’ve ended up losing a court case to a fucking t...

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Funny story: Resignations Rock The Tory Party

Resignations Rock The Tory Party

Breaking news just hitting us in the face like we wished that train had done last night, damn that passing woman and her wish to help those in need! EX-UKIP and current Tory bottom-feeder, George Eustice, has today resigned from government. “Who e...

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Funny story: Brexit Box

Brexit Box

The BBC and ITV have teamed up to release the new online streaming service “BritBox” in the UK. The service quickly dubbed “BrexitBox” by heroic Brexiteers will only show the best of the best of the best of British programming. Mike Smallwood of t...

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Funny story: UKIP claims that anyone who doesn't vote for them is a traitor

UKIP claims that anyone who doesn't vote for them is a traitor

Miguel Garage, UKIP's spokesman of the day, has made the extraordinary claim that anyone still opposing the party's version of Brexit must be a traitor. "It's not rocket science," said the fat former stockbroker. "We had a vote, and the will of th...

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Funny story: May flies in desperate hope that talks in Brussels sprout success

May flies in desperate hope that talks in Brussels sprout success

After Parliament rejected nearly every Brexit option offered to it, MPs have finally agreed on a decision for how to progress with the messy EU divorce. Prime Minister Theresa May has been sent back to Brussels to procure a left-handed screwdriver.

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Funny story: The Peasants' Revolt .....to-go..

The Peasants' Revolt .....to-go..

Angry chants of the Great Rising from the Peasants' Revolt of the 14th century rang through Westminster yesterday as modern serfs (well-heeled activists brandishing coffee-to-go beakers and Pret à Manger turkey sandwiches) advanced on the capital to...

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Funny story: General Election Set For Valentine's Day Has Had To Be Cancelled, After MPs Voted Wrongly In 'No Confidence' Debacle

General Election Set For Valentine's Day Has Had To Be Cancelled, After MPs Voted Wrongly In 'No Confidence' Debacle

A historic defeat for the Prime Minister and her Brexit deal in the House of Commons on Tuesday, and a vote of 'no confidence' in the government on Wednesday, should have forced a General Election, but a major blunder by MPs on their ballot slips, me...

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Funny story: The Deal of the Deal

The Deal of the Deal

Embattled PM, Theresa May, has spent the day meeting MPs in an attempt to achieve a “Brexit consensus” with the current one just being “plough on wildly until we hit a wall”. Mrs May has met with an army of suited wank stains and walking beacons...

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Funny story: English Civil War Is 'On The Cards'

English Civil War Is 'On The Cards'

The English Civil War, which raged throughout the land in two periods between 1642 and 1651, was the last time the people of England were so divided on opinion that they had to revert to inflicting violence upon one another, but the current state of…

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Funny story: Brexit Chaos As MPs Realise They've Been Duped, And That There Will Now Be No Brexit

Brexit Chaos As MPs Realise They've Been Duped, And That There Will Now Be No Brexit

There was chaos amongst MPs in the House of Commons tonight, after it was realised that they had been duped, and that the vote they had taken part in earlier - Prime Minister, Theresa May's Brexit deal - had, instead, been a 'second referendum' on th...

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Funny story: A Bag Of Chips Could Be £3 After Brexit

A Bag Of Chips Could Be £3 After Brexit

The price of a bag of chips from a local fish and chip shop is likely to rise to £3 after Britain leaves the EU, voters have been warned, a revelation that struck fear into the hearts of the underclasses. The Prime Minister, Theresa May, told repo...

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Funny story: Spitfires spotted flying over London protecting May's 'red lines!'

Spitfires spotted flying over London protecting May's 'red lines!'

In the case of a reversal in the Brexit madness, Theresa May has ordered a special flying squad of WW2 spitfires to protect the nation from a EU attack on UK sovereignty. May, reaching the end of her sanity, has turned to the inspirational Winsto...

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Funny story: Backstop agreement with Santa in jeopardy

Backstop agreement with Santa in jeopardy

Amid frantic efforts to clarify Irish border issues post-Brexit, the government has clean forgotten to forge a deal with Santa Claus. His route famously takes him across the Irish Sea and, more significantly, straight through the Irish border at Rosl...

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Funny story: Man Wearing Lederhosen Discovered On Beach

Man Wearing Lederhosen Discovered On Beach

Police and immigration officials were called to a beach in Norfolk this morning, when a man was discovered only half-conscious, and wearing only a pair of lederhosen. He was soaking wet. The location for this momentous event was the seaside villag...

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Funny story: Match Of The Day Gary Lineker To Enter Politics

Match Of The Day Gary Lineker To Enter Politics

In a week which saw US movie star, Angelina Jolie, refuse to rule out a possible future move into politics, Match Of The Day host, Gary Lineker, also appears to be taking a similar route. Lineker, 58, has taken US President Donald Trump as his exa...

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Funny story: Brexit: Second Referendum Scheduled For January

Brexit: Second Referendum Scheduled For January

In another complete turnaround in stated aims, Prime Minister, Theresa May, announced that she was now 'in favour' of a second Brexit referendum, and that it will be in January. May, who doesn't seem to know which way to turn, what day of the week...

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