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Funny story: Humans With Mice Brain Cells Created

Humans With Mice Brain Cells Created

SAN JOSE - Researchers in California have created living humans with functioning mice stem cells in their brains. It is believed this will help humans understand why mice and rats have been willing to cooperate and sacrifice themselves in laboratori...

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Funny story: More Dumb Questions

More Dumb Questions

In early November, I posted an article on dumb questions I had received at work. The following experience happened to one of my employees just a few days later. Sometimes, people do not engage their brain before speaking and say something that, if they had thought, would never have sneaked past past the lips or tongue. The conversation here, however, tends to make me believe that this b...

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Funny story: Bush Unable to Form Coherent Thoughts, Says Physician; Physical Health is "Excellent"

Bush Unable to Form Coherent Thoughts, Says Physician; Physical Health is "Excellent"

President Bush's personal physician today pronounced the president in "excellent" physical health but expressed concern that the president's annual exam once again failed to turn up any evidence that his brain was capable of forming...

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Funny story: New study claims cells not dead from cell phones

New study claims cells not dead from cell phones

MOBILE, Ala. -- Mobile phone users can use their phones without fear of deadly consequences now that a study finds no evidence of a link between the devices and brain tumors.

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Funny story: 200,000 brain cells perish at last night's kegger, city mourns

200,000 brain cells perish at last night's kegger, city mourns

Citizens of the city gathered today as a part of the service to mourn the loss of 200,000 brain cells. This is the largest loss the city has seen since the four-city-blocks-long block party of '82.

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Funny story: The King Lives!

The King Lives!

The king of music has finally reappeared, reports are vague at the moment but it is rumoured Val Kilmar may have offered his body up for a ground breaking brain transplant to bring the king back. Students from DCU have spent the last two years fundi...

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Funny story: Med4You add to their Lifessential range

Med4You add to their Lifessential range

Pharmacutical company Med4You had the media in a lather this week with the planned launch of a new shampoo which they claim can "Wash away a brain tumour".

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Funny story: The Brain That Wouldn't Die, Dies

The Brain That Wouldn't Die, Dies

(Oslo, Norway) Meredith Snitker whose life story was told in the 1962 American documentary film The Brain That Wouldn't Die, died last week in Oslo of a severe head cold. Ms Snitker, 87, was originally from Orange City, California,...

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Funny story: "I was abducted by aliens" - Vanunu

"I was abducted by aliens" - Vanunu

In a shock revelation after his release from an interrogation camp today, scientist Mortuary Vanunu claimed that he had been abducted by aliens, who conducted experiments on his brain over a period of 18 years in an attempt to erase his memory. A tec...

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Funny story: Brain surgery may cure urge to vote Democrat

Brain surgery may cure urge to vote Democrat

Doctors at a private clinic in the US claim to have cured a stinking Democrat Party voter of his vile disease using brain surgery. 31-year-old Dabney Icepick vows he will now only ever vote Republican.

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Funny story: Berlusconi's new look down to 'brain growth'

Berlusconi's new look down to 'brain growth'

Italian premier Silvio Berlusconi has dispelled rumours that he has had a facelift by revealing the real reason behind his new good looks.

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Funny story: The daily escapades of a house hold item.

The daily escapades of a house hold item.

The toothbrush- "Hi, you wouldn't really think twice about me now would you? Now, i just want you to think about this, now i'm not saying it's going to be easy, i don't know if you actually HAVE a brain, all I see is a big, fat,...

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Funny story: Bring back Birds of a Feather!

Bring back Birds of a Feather!

Sometimes we all wake up in the morning and ask ourselves this question: "How do I fill the gap in my life that's been left gaping, by the departure of Birds of a Feather from our TV screens?" Well, I know I woke up this morning with exactly that question on my brain. Oh, how I would laugh at Dorien's constantly rancid sexual practises, Sharon's compulsive obses...

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