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Funny story: Scientists Discover 'Mass Dodo Grave'. Saddam Questioned.

Scientists Discover 'Mass Dodo Grave'. Saddam Questioned.

Mauritius (AP) - Scientists discover a mass grave of Dodo Birds today. They say the bones are fully intact. They were found in a swampy area near a sugar plantation laid out in several rows.

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Funny story: Looming Avian Flu Has Birds Flying the Coop

Looming Avian Flu Has Birds Flying the Coop

SPOOFNEWS EXCLUSIVE-Threats of a pandemic of avian flu have put asunder the old adage that ‘birds of a feather flock together.' Fearful that they'll suffer needless genocide at the hands of untrained, uneducated, paranoid general public, birds that n...

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Funny story: Thousands Of Birds Infected With Nasty Strain Of "Human Flu"

Thousands Of Birds Infected With Nasty Strain Of "Human Flu"

The international veterninary council has been placed on red alert after it was revealed thousands of birds in South East Asia have recently been infected with a virus known as Homo Sapian or "Human" flu. The flu has spread rapidly throughout Norther...

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Funny story: Panic buying as Birds Eye cleans up its range

Panic buying as Birds Eye cleans up its range

Frozen food manufacturer Birds Eye has started a wave of panic buying on the UK's high streets after revealing that it was embarking on a £4m exercise to remove all additives from its products.

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Funny story: The Birds And The Bees

The Birds And The Bees

The birds and the bees chat delivered from my father was short and too the point. "Don’t fuck anything you wouldn’t want to marry" What impacted me the most that day was the fact he had the balls to use profanity to a twelve-year-old. The discussion was ill timed. At age twelve I had already decided that my father was mostly smoke and mirrors and the only time I really too...

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Funny story: Bring back Birds of a Feather!

Bring back Birds of a Feather!

Sometimes we all wake up in the morning and ask ourselves this question: "How do I fill the gap in my life that's been left gaping, by the departure of Birds of a Feather from our TV screens?" Well, I know I woke up this morning with exactly that question on my brain. Oh, how I would laugh at Dorien's constantly rancid sexual practises, Sharon's compulsive obses...

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Funny story: Glamour Girl Natalie Gets Tits Out For Lads!

Glamour Girl Natalie Gets Tits Out For Lads!

Derek and Jill Lad were at their wits end after neighbours complained to the local authorities about the foul stench coming from the back of their house. "We just couldn't figure it out," said Derek, "the smell was absolutely appalling!" Derek,...

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Funny story: Heron Sanctuary Runs Up Huge Bill

Heron Sanctuary Runs Up Huge Bill

A Heron sanctuary in Somerset has run up a huge bill.

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