Local man Martin Shuttlecock, in an uncharacteristic fit of adventurousness, travelled to the posher suburbs of London, somewhere near, or even in Kent, apparently for a family double-Christening. The ceremony itself passed off without major incid...
The Scottish renowned for their tight-fistedness hit the jackpot yesterday after Tesco slashed the prices of their Stella Artois lagers. Instead of the normal price of three boxes for 20GBP they were going through the tills at 11GBP, a slight comp...
News that an MP has tabled an Early Day Motion condemning the closure of Leeds's Tetley brewery has fuelled the growing anti-Dane mood in the UK. As we reported yesterday, the Danish government's decision to ban the sale of Marmite in the country...
Suburban London brewer Alistair Skoobing, famous for his specialty blended beers, is reportedly entertaining the acceptance of an attractive purchase agreement from European brewing giant, Heinekin. Winning multiple microbrew categories at compe...
Spotted on the tattered roof of his upper flat in Dalston, Otto Franks, second generation German expatriate and local auto mechanic, reportedly a stable and friendly man by all neighbor accounts, had threatened to jump to his death after forgetting t...
Superman is to quit Metropolis in a surprise reaction to right-wing anger at his plans to be a global citizen. The Man of Steel, who originally came from the doomed planet Krypton, enraged right-wingers by attending an anti-government protest in T...
Beer will not be on the menu for guests at next Friday's royal wedding reception at Buckingham Palace. Officially the decision has been taken by William and Kate because they feel it would be too common to have it being served to guests at such a pr...
LONDON - Representatives for the Royal Family have announced that the only brand of beer which will be available at the Royal Wedding Reception will be the newly developed beer Kiss Me Kate. The beer was developed in honor of Kate Middleton who on...
In a tough economy where the job frequently goes to the lowest bidder, Chicago City officials were caught by surprise when their traditional St. Patrick's celebration took a turn for the terse as the river was seen literally glowing neon green in the...
The joke: "How many goldfish does it take to make one goldfish stick?" is becoming one of the most told jokes in bars and pubs. The reason is that goldfish sticks are now the number one hottest new pub food both in the United States and Great Britain...
President Barack Obama has sent word that, as a compromise to the Republicans, he will show 'good faith' and agree to dump his beer conferences from the national budget. "That will save nearly half a million dollars but you will have to deal with...
Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have caused Japan to run out of beer, after SuBo was heard humming away in a Japanese beer commercial. "If Susan has endorsed it, then it's good enough for me! I immediately took my wealthy husband's...
MAIDENHEAD, England - The Windsor Castle Brewing Company of Maidenhead has announced that it will soon be distributing its latest product Kiss Me Kate Beer. Head brewer Chichester Croxtonworth told a reporter for Tickety Boo News that he worked di...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Barack Obama recently telephoned Piers Morgan and told him that he had seen him interviewing Ricky Gervais on his new CNN show Piers Morgan Tonight. The president congratulated Morgan for stepping in and filling the si...
PORTSMOUTH, N.H. - Police and federal agents descended on Smuttybutt Brewery on Heritage Avenue in Portsmouth today, as part of a nationwide sting aimed at apprehending the mostly Egyptian terrorists who have infiltrated a number of regional and nati...
While NBC prepares for it's Spring and Summer programming schedule, a new, almost familiar but misleading title will join the lineup this Spring as a test for a spot in their regular Fall schedule. Hill Street Brews. Not your expected, overplayed...
Belgium has declared war on Britain, effective from lunchtime today. The Belgian government has expressed its ire at the fact that Britain consumes a disproportionate amount of Stella Artois and fine Belgian chocolate, leaving little for the Belgian'...
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