Breaking News Two of the world's most famous men have just engaged in a Twitter chat. The Spoof is pleased to bring you the text. Pope: Yo, Yogi. Bless you, my son. Yogi: Grazie, Holy Father, but I didn't sneeze. Finally, we can chat. Hard 2 get a conversation going around here. Everybody's talking 2 much. Pope: Si, si, I know what you mean. What are you doing today,...
NEW YORK CITY - In a rather strange development Lady Gaga's long time assistant and pedicurist Jennifer "Hey Girl" O'Neill has stated that she is owed lots of money by her former boss Stephanie Joanne Angelina Germanotta, better known as Lady Gaga.
CHICAGO - It appears that two of the sports world's fallen figures have announced plans for a new business venture. Lance Armstrong, the lying road racing cyclist champion and Roger Clemens, the lying baseball pitcher recently met at The Crocked C...
In an effort to meet the demands of co-owner Tom Werner who wants the team to show more sex appeal and provide more soap opera life stories to the pink hat brigade, the Marketing Department is scrambling to keep their jobs. An inside expose, on a...
NEW YORK CITY - Alex Rodriguez, who is the highest paid athlete in professional sports, at $30 million per year has expressed a desire to leave the New York Yankees. A-Rod, who had a horrible post season managing to bat a lowly .133 recently talke...
Detroit fans are calling it a conspiracy, the US Secret Service is calling it a free trick, both presidential candidates claim that third base is a disgruntled New York Yankees fan and everyone else, really wants to know if Big Bird will be on next s...
San Francisco, CA, Dougie's Gazette - How great it was to watch the SF Giants win the NLCS last night. Simply Funtastic! Now however, I have three serious "what if" questions for us to consider: 1. What if the Giants' NLCS MVP Marco Scutaro gets s...
New York -- Looking to bounce back from being swept in the American League playoffs, the New York Yankees have named former cycling scammer Lance Armstrong as their new cheating coach. "We managed just six runs in that four-game series," said Yank...
HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell made it known to the executives at the Fox Network that he was not happy that the post-season baseball game between the San Francisco Giants and the St. Louis Cardinals caused his show, X-Factor to be preempted. The Nation...
NEW YORK CITY - Former New York Yankee great Yogi Berra once said, "'ey if ya can't stand da kitchen get outta da friggin heat." Years later, while appearing on The View, the good looking Yogi (tsk-tsk) corrected himself and remarked that what he...
Keeping up with the English Jones' My neighbor, Gerry, the British guy who came here 23-years-ago, has a beautiful wife, a very nice home (that he keeps up like a palace), three wonderful adult children, and seven grandchildren. His two grown sons and his one adult daughter were all born in a coal-heated flat in the "South of London," wherever the hell that is. His two eldest grandchildren, a...
NEW YORK CITY - Word out of the New York Yankees organization is that the powers that be are not at all happy with Alex Rodriguez. A spokesperson for the team, Menachem Goldenwitz, told Sports Balls Illustrated Daily that the super star is not pla...
LA HABRA - Nadya Suleman recently sat down with Moltenberry Babineaux of The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle and revealed a lot about herself. Right off the bat when Babineaux asked her if she was for President Barack Obama or for Mitt Romney, she g...
HOLLYWOOD - The TouchRock Motion Picture Company in association with Pipe Dream Films has just announced their latest venture into the Land of Movies. Noted director Bandini Borrapelli will be directing the stars of The Vampire Diaries Ian Somerha...
New York - With their season running off the rails, the New York Mets have already started to take a look back at the year to see what positives can be salvaged from the train wreck. They found 11: 1. The plan to add performance enhancing drugs to the hotdogs at Citi Field has been successful. Mets fans are singing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" much more enthusiastically. 2. The sawdust in...
HOUSTON - Reports are still sketchy but according to a reliable, inside, unnamed source Major League Baseball's worst team is probably going to be leaving The Bayou City. Sports Balls Illustrated Daily's Rufus Reno said that his source has told hi...
The National Rifle Association's President Philip H. Sheridan and The US Little League's President and Chief Executive Officer, Stephen D. Keener, announced this morning the two organizations would be combining on a program to arm all members of the...
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