HARFOLD, VT--A study conducted by Harfold State College on Harfold dads (16 of them at Riverside Bar & Grill) shows that the vast majority of babysitters found by their childrens' mothers are not pleasant to look at. More than nine out of 10 b...
Little Harper Seven Beckham has arrived. People are commenting on the unusual name as being a bit bizarre but had the little girl been named Ann or Linda, she would have grown up with a complex because her three big brothers have weird names. Her future would have been filled with wonder - wondering why she had such an ordinary named. She would feel an outsider within her own family and most...
Los Angeles - The 7lbs 10oz baby girl, born at 7.55am at LA's Seedy Sinus Hospital, has been named after one of the Old Testament's Jewish matriarchs. And not another well known Rebekah, her wot's in the news. She was delivered by elected Caesa...
There's been absolute uproar in the American press today, as the Beckhams, David and Victoria revealed that they are to name their baby 'West Side Crip.' Conservative Americans turned their vitriol on the English footballer for naming his daughter...
London - Hackers and conspiracy nutz are trying to hunt down a Kate Middleton 'baby' born in Italy during a gap year stint at a Machiavellian - er...Florentine! - language school. A complex matrix of cyberspace erasures and deletions detected in r...
LOS ANGELES - Hugh Hefner was dumped by his fiancee four days before their scheduled Hollywood wedding. Newt Gingrich was dumped by his campaign workers and John Edwards was dumped by his 'baby mama.' All three men have been called collectively "T...
David Cameron has landed himself in fresh controversy after being overheard talking about 'darkies' in the Brixton branch of vision express. Simultaneously, his wife Samantha fanned the flames by walking into Mothercare and asking for a 'Coon'. Ho...
SACRAMENTO - The former governor of the Left Coast state of California Arnold "The Baby Daddy" Schwarzenegger, has admitted fathering a child that did not come from his wife Maria Shriver. "Count Crotch" as Mel Gibson calls him said that he now fe...
39-year-old possible Hall Of Fame catcher and designated hitter Jorge Pasada is expected to be out of Time-Out by this afternoon, and has taken great strides toward being allowed to ride his Big Wheel in the driveway, say Yankees officials. In case...
PROVENCE, France - Angelina Jolie, half of the infamous Brangelina duo, proudly talked about her latest tattoo. Jolie was asked what the new tattoo which she says is a Gothic looking numeral "7" actually represents. She giggled and told Gigi de...
Singer Rod Steward and his wife, uh..Kelly..Britt..Penny! That's it. Penny Lancaster have a new baby boy according to the 66-year-old record company's announcement today, just missing Valentine's Day. "Today is a very happy one for Stewart and his...
Jessica Alba is pregnant once again "or else Kirstie Ally has switched tummies with me while I was asleep", Alba joked in the latest issue of the "Tall Tails" Tabloid. She also announced it on Facebook and stated that she, her husband Cash Warren...
The big headline was that Gary Neville quit football completely at the age of thirty five having spent the past forty-two years playing for Manchester United. Most Manchester United fans were under the impression he had retired two years ago. "Was...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Summersetter Faxx has disclosed that she heard from a very close friend of 40-year-old Queen Latifah that the 6 foot tall actress and her good-looking longtime girlfriend Jeanette "Booty Cutey" Jenkins ar...
Elton John has revealed that neither David Furnish nor he know who the Father of baby Zach is. John said: 'I believe David must be the father, because it stands to reason he is a better swimmer than I am so his sperm must be also.' Furnish on the...
Nicole Kidman and her husband, Keith Urban, welcomed a new baby girl to their household, born December 28 via surrogate. The couple, interviewed on the red carpet at the 2011 Golden Globe awards, expressed gratitude to their "gestational carrier."...
Blind Item: Which gay celebrity replaced his deceased child with a brand-spanking new one? Friends of the B-list colon comrade say that the baby they created to replace their deceased son is happy, healthy, and has made the parents happier than a Royale with cheese, with renewed spirit and purpose into their home. If a man writes an offensive blind item... ... and no one reads it, is it sti...
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