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Funny story: Uproar In America Over Beckham Baby Name

Uproar In America Over Beckham Baby Name

There's been absolute uproar in the American press today, as the Beckhams, David and Victoria revealed that they are to name their baby 'West Side Crip.' Conservative Americans turned their vitriol on the English footballer for naming his daughter...

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Funny story: Hackers hunting for 'proof' of Kate Middleton 'baby' born in Italy 2000

Hackers hunting for 'proof' of Kate Middleton 'baby' born in Italy 2000

London - Hackers and conspiracy nutz are trying to hunt down a Kate Middleton 'baby' born in Italy during a gap year stint at a Machiavellian - er...Florentine! - language school. A complex matrix of cyberspace erasures and deletions detected in r...

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Funny story: Hugh Hefner, Newt Gingrich, and John Edwards Are The Three Billy Goats Gruff

Hugh Hefner, Newt Gingrich, and John Edwards Are The Three Billy Goats Gruff

LOS ANGELES - Hugh Hefner was dumped by his fiancee four days before their scheduled Hollywood wedding. Newt Gingrich was dumped by his campaign workers and John Edwards was dumped by his 'baby mama.' All three men have been called collectively "T...

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Funny story: Cameron 'darkie' gaffe

Cameron 'darkie' gaffe

David Cameron has landed himself in fresh controversy after being overheard talking about 'darkies' in the Brixton branch of vision express. Simultaneously, his wife Samantha fanned the flames by walking into Mothercare and asking for a 'Coon'. Ho...

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Funny story: Arnold "The Baby Daddy" Schwarzenegger Says That He Feels Just Like John Edwards Except With Muscles

Arnold "The Baby Daddy" Schwarzenegger Says That He Feels Just Like John Edwards Except With Muscles

SACRAMENTO - The former governor of the Left Coast state of California Arnold "The Baby Daddy" Schwarzenegger, has admitted fathering a child that did not come from his wife Maria Shriver. "Count Crotch" as Mel Gibson calls him said that he now fe...

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Funny story: Yankees' Posada Out Of Time-Out Chair, Expected To Regain Big Wheel Privileges Soon.

Yankees' Posada Out Of Time-Out Chair, Expected To Regain Big Wheel Privileges Soon.

39-year-old possible Hall Of Fame catcher and designated hitter Jorge Pasada is expected to be out of Time-Out by this afternoon, and has taken great strides toward being allowed to ride his Big Wheel in the driveway, say Yankees officials. In case...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Explains The Symbolism Behind Her Latest 'Crotch Region' Tattoo

Angelina Jolie Explains The Symbolism Behind Her Latest 'Crotch Region' Tattoo

PROVENCE, France - Angelina Jolie, half of the infamous Brangelina duo, proudly talked about her latest tattoo. Jolie was asked what the new tattoo which she says is a Gothic looking numeral "7" actually represents. She giggled and told Gigi de...

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Funny story: Rod Stewart Proud Father of Eighteenth Baby! Nineteenth Baby!

Rod Stewart Proud Father of Eighteenth Baby! Nineteenth Baby!

Singer Rod Steward and his wife, uh..Kelly..Britt..Penny! That's it. Penny Lancaster have a new baby boy according to the 66-year-old record company's announcement today, just missing Valentine's Day. "Today is a very happy one for Stewart and his...

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Funny story: Jessica Alba Says She's Probably Knocked Up Again

Jessica Alba Says She's Probably Knocked Up Again

Jessica Alba is pregnant once again "or else Kirstie Ally has switched tummies with me while I was asleep", Alba joked in the latest issue of the "Tall Tails" Tabloid. She also announced it on Facebook and stated that she, her husband Cash Warren...

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Funny story: Gary Neville is to spend more time with his family

Gary Neville is to spend more time with his family

The big headline was that Gary Neville quit football completely at the age of thirty five having spent the past forty-two years playing for Manchester United. Most Manchester United fans were under the impression he had retired two years ago. "Was...

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Funny story: Baby Bombshell: Queen Latifah And Her Girlfriend Have Decided To Have A Baby

Baby Bombshell: Queen Latifah And Her Girlfriend Have Decided To Have A Baby

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Summersetter Faxx has disclosed that she heard from a very close friend of 40-year-old Queen Latifah that the 6 foot tall actress and her good-looking longtime girlfriend Jeanette "Booty Cutey" Jenkins ar...

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Funny story: Elton or David could be father of child - Whose sperm was fastest?

Elton or David could be father of child - Whose sperm was fastest?

Elton John has revealed that neither David Furnish nor he know who the Father of baby Zach is. John said: 'I believe David must be the father, because it stands to reason he is a better swimmer than I am so his sperm must be also.' Furnish on the...

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Funny story: Nicole Kidman Used Surrogate to Avoid Pre-Natal Botox Poisoning

Nicole Kidman Used Surrogate to Avoid Pre-Natal Botox Poisoning

Nicole Kidman and her husband, Keith Urban, welcomed a new baby girl to their household, born December 28 via surrogate. The couple, interviewed on the red carpet at the 2011 Golden Globe awards, expressed gratitude to their "gestational carrier."...

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Funny story: Blind Item: Which Gay Baldie Replaced His Dead Child With A Brand-Spanking New One?

Blind Item: Which Gay Baldie Replaced His Dead Child With A Brand-Spanking New One?

Blind Item: Which gay celebrity replaced his deceased child with a brand-spanking new one? Friends of the B-list colon comrade say that the baby they created to replace their deceased son is happy, healthy, and has made the parents happier than a Royale with cheese, with renewed spirit and purpose into their home. If a man writes an offensive blind item... ... and no one reads it, is it sti...

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Funny story: False alarm. Victoria Beckham's tummy bulge not a baby.

False alarm. Victoria Beckham's tummy bulge not a baby.

Yesterday an excited and thrilled Victoria confirmed that she is expecting another baby Becks with husband David. Today she tweeted thanks to all her fans who have no purpose in life but to follow her life, for their good wishes. She wrote on her...

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Funny story: Ghost of Tony Randall haunts Elton John

Ghost of Tony Randall haunts Elton John

Iconic musician Sir Elton John gets no rest of late. It's not because his infant son Zachary keeps him awake at night; Zachary is, by all accounts, a surprisingly well-tempered baby. Rather, the ghost of actor Tony Randall has taken it upon himself...

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Funny story: Cheating Prez candidate John Edwards proposes to mistress - tells kids they will all now be one, big happy family

Cheating Prez candidate John Edwards proposes to mistress - tells kids they will all now be one, big happy family

And to think he could almost have become POTUS [President of the United States]. According to information gleaned from a 'highly-respectable' (sic) news source, former Presidential candidate and world's number one dirty rat fink John Edwards has app...

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