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Funny story: Leaked Memo Says Obama's Nomination was Affirmative Action by Democrats

Leaked Memo Says Obama's Nomination was Affirmative Action by Democrats

(Washington DC) A leaked memo from the Democratic National Committee revealed that Barack Obama's presidential nomination was the direct result of the Democratic Party's policy on affirmative action. The internal memo was a actual direction ordered b...

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Funny story: The Exciting Adventures of Überdog

The Exciting Adventures of Überdog

Disguised as mild mannered Jowls McCanine-passive Senator from Grrizona who just loves nothing better than to discreetly go with the flow of national public opinion- Überdog fights a never ending battle against, truth, justice, and the Americanimal way. Wait a minute... Reverse that! He's on the right side!! Überdog was streaking across the skies of his beloved nation Americanimals toward th...

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Funny story: Interview: Palin says she would be ready to step in as President

Interview: Palin says she would be ready to step in as President

In a recent interview, Sarah Palin declared firmly that she was ready, willing, and able, to step in as President, as well as being eager, passionate, and foaming at the mouth for the change to run America, should McCain be absent for any reason. An...

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Funny story: McCain Panics - Plans Palin Replacement

McCain Panics - Plans Palin Replacement

Responding to coast-to-coast conservative declarations that Sarah Palin is just too good to be true, and that she is too upstaging, Presidentical hopeful John McCain has selected a backup VP in case Palin jumps ship before Nov. 4th to become U.N. Sec...

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Funny story: Ed-E-torial 27: Maxim's "Hot" Politicians. John McCain Short On Hair And Cash!

Ed-E-torial 27: Maxim's "Hot" Politicians. John McCain Short On Hair And Cash!

(New York, NY) "Maxim" magazine has come out with its "100 Hottest Cabinet Members". Number one was Condoleezza Rice. And in a surprising turn, coming in at number two was Abraham Lincoln's Secretary of State, William Seward. (Washington, D.C) "The Washington Post" reported that the Presidential candidate most likely to quote from "Dirty Harry", John McCain, is still behind Barack Obama in fu...

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Funny story: John McCain Gives Up Bid for Presidency

John McCain Gives Up Bid for Presidency

The Republican presidential nominee, John McCain, announced he was withdrawing from the 2008 presidential campaign after remembering he was married to a beer heiress. The former-presidential hopeful, in a departure from the meticulously groomed...

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Funny story: My Gay Affair with Obama

My Gay Affair with Obama

London, England - Retired Royal Air Force pilot and pre-op transsexual Polly Graff has revealed that she had a one-night stand with US Presidential hopeful Barack Obama when she was a gay man. According to Ms Graff, the tryst occurred a dozen years a...

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Funny story: Hackers break into All Candidates' Email Accounts!

Hackers break into All Candidates' Email Accounts!

Being busy candidates with hundreds of emails, the Judge is forced to summarize: SUMMARY OF PALIN EMAIL: 3,039,771 invitations to dinner (99% men from all over the country; 1% women from Berkeley, California) 283,933 proposals of marriage (all from the state of Utah). SUMMARY OF OBAMA EMAIL: 568 Shoulda-Picked-Me's from Hillary Clinton. 38 "Shazam - Ah told yuh so, too!" from Bill C...

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Funny story: How John Saved Wall Street

How John Saved Wall Street

John McCain was the reason Wall Street roared back. During the plunge earlier this week, panic did set in but then the oldsters of Wall Street turned in desperation to the inspiring forecast of McCain who turns out to be older than money itself - older even than credit. "Yes," humbly confided McCain, "I was around back when 'Wall Street' was just 'Wampum Path' used by them Manhattan Indians for...

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Funny story: Patriotic One-upmanship

Patriotic One-upmanship

Not to be outdone, John McCain called suffering in a POW camp a patriotic act. Not to be outdone, Barack Obama called suffering to watch your minister on the evening news go bananas over and over again, was a patriotic act. Not to be outdone, Sarah Palin declared that wearing eyeglasses instead of contact lenses was a patriotic act - but only if it gets most men to vote for you. Not to be...

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Funny story: Obama Admits He's An Actor, Says Run For President 'Just A Joke'

Obama Admits He's An Actor, Says Run For President 'Just A Joke'

Chicago Il - Barack Obama stunned the world today during a shocking interview with 'Meet The Depressed' on NBC. Mr. Obama said he is really an actor named Charlie Watts. His run for the presidency, he explained, was just a 'mockumentary' in the...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton to run for President (of Albania)

Paris Hilton to run for President (of Albania)

In what some have described as a shrewd professional move, Paris Hilton announced today that she is seeking nomination for the candidacy of the Albanian Presidency. Despite her own unsuccessful tilt at the American presidency, Paris is now boldly...

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Funny story: The Last Presidential Debate of 2008

The Last Presidential Debate of 2008

Monday, November 3, 2008. Day before the 56th consecutive quadrennial United States presidential election. John McCain and Barack Obama are neck-to-neck in the polls. They'd agreed to have one last debate, make their case before the American people go out to vote. Looking amiable, the two men shake hands, but their backs are erect, arms rigid, robot like. Tom Brokaw clears his throat and...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Finally Concedes Republican Nomination

Ron Paul Finally Concedes Republican Nomination

Texas Congressman Ron Paul finally conceded the Republican Nomination to Senator John McCain, six weeks after his party's national convention. Paul was the first man to enter the race and is apparently also the last to leave. Even when McCain sec...

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Funny story: Racist Chants Mar Euro Football and US Presidential Campaign!

Racist Chants Mar Euro Football and US Presidential Campaign!

In an odd and troubling convergence between the worlds of Professional American politics and Euro Football, Racist chants from low life bystanders have brought disgrace on both matches. In the game between England and Croatia in Zagreb, neo-naz...

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Funny story: Obama Requests Congress to Approve Cabinet Prior to Election!

Obama Requests Congress to Approve Cabinet Prior to Election!

Chicago/ Somewhere in a Back Room - Saying he wanted to get a head start on his administration, Presidential Candidate Barack Obama demanded that the Democratic Congress approve his Cabinet Appointments before the January Coronation. "Let's just s...

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Funny story: Obama Sues McCain on use of "Change" in Copyright Lawsuit

Obama Sues McCain on use of "Change" in Copyright Lawsuit

(Chicago) Lawyers for Barack Obama have filed a lawsuit in a US Court alleging Republican Presidential nominee John McCain breached US and international copyright laws by using the word "change". Obama's lawyers described the alleged violations by Mc...

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