Vice-President Dick 'Peace, Love And Underfunding' Cheney is to have the world's first species change. Speaking from his hospital bed last night, Cheney revealed that:...
The recent United Nations climate change summit held in Bali has been hailed as 'a complete success' by coordinator and UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon.
A shock investigation by a leading British tabloid has revealed that practically all immigrants into the United Kingdom are 'not British'. The newspaper began the investigation after repeated requests from its readers to try to explain why th...
In a move hailed as a bold modernisation of community life the European Union has issued a directive cancelling future occurrences of Christmas.
Tehran, Iran (IPP) - American soldiers patrolling the area near the Iran-Iraq border stumbled into what turned out to be an Iranian version of Penthouse magazine.
Ho Chi Ming City, Vietnam (IPP) - The Democratic Worker's Paradise Republic of Vietnam is selling time in its famous re-education camps on eBay.
Washington (IPP) - Barack Obama was arrested this afternoon outside the White House for criminal mischief.
In an unbelievable example of "political correctness gone mad," Father Christmas has been added to the sex offender's register in a landmark court decision.
Evolution is no longer the only science under attack by those diagnosed with Fundamentalist Christianity. They have also begun condemning Relativity, or as they call it, "Einsteinism".
The Japanese giant car manufacturer Nissan - which is a giant company manufacturing cars, not a company manufacturing giant cars - has been forced to rename its latest product after a wave of protests throughout the Muslim world.
Meddling Brussels MEP's have astonished all of Europe by suggesting that in future the future Christmas will be decided by a referendum in the coming years.
RALEIGH, N.C. - An evening of dinner theater fun turned ugly when at least 10 members of a visiting Red Hat Society turned the night into a drunken free-for-all, police say.
In a desperate effort to avoid loss of advertising revenues, dozens of Indians have been drafted in by producers to replace striking Hollywood scriptwriters.
French citizens erupted in traditional rebellion today, in celebration of the period of annual unrest. Thousands of men, women and children poured onto the streets and began the festivities with the usual barrage of broken bottles, bullets and burnin...
MADISON, Wisc. - He expected to see hot, sexy, female inmates strip down to bra and panties and fight. Instead, all he see saw was a coming of age movie about the adventures of a young honey bee.
The BBC, in its wisdom, has taken up the gauntlet for Women in Sport, and, for a trial period, has agreed to allow women to read the football results in its Final Score programme on Saturdays.
It's official, Wilma Proops is to offer advice to Britney Spears. Confirmation that the fallen star believes that many a true word is spoken in jest was received by Wilma at her Liverpool headquarters in the form of an official order and...
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