Boots (British Organization Of Tanking Shwankers) released evidence that 3 million citizens of the UK can no longer 'get it up'! Experts in the field of male impotence agreed that the problem has grown to such extremes. Dr Blaine Crane believ...
The revision of the Roman Catholic Liturgical Calendar has placed St Viagra and St Valentine on Feb 14. In a strange coincidence, non-prescription Viagra hits three high street pharmacies Wednesday despite or because of St Valentines Day, National Im...
Colleen and Havinghurst Dawurst, sextraordinaire coupling sexperts have announced their divorce over irreconcilable differences.
The small, but exclusive, group of astronauts who can claim membership in the 200 Mile High Club distanced themselves today from accused stalker Lisa Nowak. Nowak, infamous for a recent attempt to kidnap her rival in a painful earth-based love triang...
Christian conservative campaigners are hoping that the new HPV vaccine will be too expensive and the old fear of cervical cancer will preserve virginity.
A Hampton, VA man was listed in stable condition after an alleged one night sexual encounter with National Security Advisor Gorgonzola Rice, the Washington Pist reported today.
Sex shop chain, Anne Summers, has today decided to do something about its carbon footprint and is introducing biodegradable merchandise for the first time.
Diva Mariah Carey is to grace the front cover of Playboy it has been revealed.
Oxford, England - Look at you being all foxy, all by yourself at the end of the bar you foxilicious baby doll you. Can I buy you a drink? Have you heard the latest news?...
Now that just under ten thousand syndicates are publishing Lord Havinghurst and Lady Colleen Dewurst's (they were just Lorded and Laid-eed last Lent), letters have been 'ejaculating' from all over for their sex advice column.
Sexperts Sir and Dame Havinghurst Dawurst, having only received these honours after a fortnight, have sold a million in their second foray into the crowded world of sex advice books, with: Run For Your Life While Helping Others Come.
It is rumored that Pope Benedict XVI was arrested by police in Rome this afternoon, after being caught having sex with a badger. The badger was said to have been wearing a Nazi uniform. It is not yet known whether the badger enjoyed the encounter.
Discussions have taken place in the House of Lords today, to try and resolve the fiasco over what to do about the Millennium Dome.
"Muff Diving should never have been approved before the Titty-F**k!" was the hue and cry of the IIMF (The International Inter Mammary F**kers). Cat Calls abounded at the IOC meeting in Likit, Australia.
Kick back Kinsey. Just relax Johnson and Masters. Roll over Ruth Westheimer. And Don't even Dr Drew! Mrs and Mr Havinghurst Dawurst have arrived as the sex columnists extraordinaire! Despite the fact that the newest latest favoritiest sex advisor...
Co-Authors of four children and a best-seller, "What Gets Repressed Will Be Sexpressed",Mrs and Mr Havinghurst Dawurst have decided to issue a sexual advice column while they flee for their lives in fear of a psychopathic r...
Havinghurst Dawurst's brilliant examination of the human mind and sexual repression has made its way from the lecture halls to the living rooms and bedrooms of readers and lovers around the world.
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