BOSTON, Massachusetts - It is no secret that Caroline Kennedy, 51, wants the New York junior senator's seat more than anything else in the world. Even more than fancy designer bras from Victoria's Secret, Lobster Newburg, or Cabernet Sauvignon.
With President-reject Bush only a stones throw from eviction and a seemingly competent new leader coming in, the outlook for sources of new political humor material seems discouraging. "Thank God we got Hillary in there otherwise we'd be dead i...
Chicago, Illinois - With a fountain pen in hand, Governor Rod Blagojevich held the entire State of Illinois and the Democratic Party hostage today, threatening to sign a piece of parchment appointing a Republican to Barack Obama's vacant U.S. Senate...
Washington DC: Rumors are swirling in this city about an upcoming politically correct wedding. Confidential sources are indicating that two prominent liberal Congressional leaders from California and Nevada respectively, plan to marry. Prior to t...
Republicans, fearing the worst, are bracing for an army of 1 million new, blue babies to be born sometime in July. This comes after Gallup-poll findings that 10 million Americans had unprotected sex on election night. "We are fearing the worst,"...
President-elect Barrack Hussien Steve Obama and vice-president elect, Joe Biden Aka "Joe-The senator" were talking, when Obama said, "I hate all the dumb McCane jokes people tell about him." Wise Old Joe, feeling sorry for his old boss kid, said...
New Zealands's weather is set to improve under the new National Government led by incoming Prime Minister the Rt Honourable John Key MP. The Department of Environment is to use 'Cloud Seeding' a technique the Chinese authorities used successfully...
If courage means setting a truly original course that may bring opposition, Gordon Brown may have missed the boat and swam in the wrong direction. John Fitzgerald Kennedy, while Little Gordie Brown was still brown nosing in knickers, found heroes...
There's a place in New York where they all go when they're in town. Sometimes it can be a rowdy joint; the great space between those carved and polished oak walls echoing with laughter and slaps on backs, the tinkling of glasses and the clatter of silverware on china plates. Other times it can be a mortuary; dreary, sparsely occupied by patrons who are drearier still, who stuff their mouths with...
San Francisco,Ca/ Fishing News - South Korean investors couldn't wait to close the deal on Star Kist Tuna, owned by Del Monte Corp. in San Francisco, Ca,, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's home district. In fact, they closed the $359M deal days after...
Hershey,Pa - Outraged Pennsylvania Constituents responded to their Congressional Representative John "Unindicted Abscam Co-Conspirator" Murtha's derogatory remarks about them in unprecedented fury. The former Car Wash Owner and Marine Drill Serg...
Star Wars villain, Darth Vader, the Sith Lord and father of Mark Hamill, is to receive his peerage next week after years in the political wilderness, and will take his seat in the House of Lords. Vader, real name Anakin Skywalker, is the principal...
Following the death of Austria's right-wing Alliance party leader, Jorg Haider, a new party was launched in Vienna today. The We're Not Nazis (Honest) Party will be led by A. Dolf Haitler, and the deputy leader will be Heinrich Horstwesseler. Spea...
Generic National Review Bushevik, "Sorry comrade you're not going with the Poltiburo and the 'people's' candidate this time around. It's off to the gulag and thirty days bread and water for you. We don't care that your father was one our best jackbooted thugs and an all around swell guy (a good drinking buddy too). We have no use for one of the literati like you anyway, we're trying to dumb down t...
Everyone knows that the three most unmentionable subjects are politics, religion, and sex. But with new figures at hand, The Judge is eager to report the latest findings on the subject. In 2008, the latest polls clearly show politics, religion, an...
What would you do for a Klondike bar? Senator John McCain gave away any hope for the Presidency when he selected Alaska Governor Sarah Palin as his running mate. It must be hitting him just about now like a load of blue ice falling from the sky.
In an attempt to dispel persistent rumors, an anonymous source within the McCain campaign today released a statement denying the belief-- long held in many quarters-- that Vietnamese POW camps were used extensively for joint Soviet/Chinese experiment...
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