Today Tony Blair announced a return to the political fold, surprisingly against labour foe Gordon Brown. In a bizarre twist and life changing experience, the former PM is to stand for the old Bexley and Sidcup left in Derek Conway's departure. To...
Straight talking actor Glenn Ford today endorsed Rep. Ron Paul's bid for the Republican Party's presidential nomination.
Whitehole, London - (Penurious Mess): New Tory welfare proposals will see claimants microchipped like Pet Passport holders and benefit payments replaced with repayable loans, much like student grants.
The UK Labour government has recently announced policies to reduce the tax burden of their proposed Id scheme.
NEW YORK -- After one year - how time flies, it just seems like yesterday,of the Presidential candidates roaming the country for support in an election, which is eleven months away, WTF NEWS in New York sent a reporter to ask the following question:
Charlie Brown, morose Cartoon Character of the 1970's, and father of Gordon Brown (a morose cartoon Character of the 2000's), has hit out at his sons plans to pay Politicians more for the work that they do.
It's official, in a secret dossier, known only to myself and several million Daily Mirror readers, John Prescott has entered the Guinness Book of Records as the fattest bastard to ever enter British politics.
Charleston, SC - A recent online poll conducted recently showed Presidential candidate Ron Paul leading the other candidates with 120% of responses in his favor. Criticisms have arose regarding the authenticity of such online polls, which seem to def...
Police in New York City were called the scene of a bizarre domestic incident involving Republican candidate Rudy Giuliani and his doped-up pet pony, Miss Pretty.
Tesco, the leading supermarket, clothes store, fuel outlet and insurance provider, has announced plans to enter the political arena, with the launching of its new political wing as early as next mon...
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Cristina Fernández de Kirchner, the wife of Argentina's marginally corrupt president, Néstor Kirchner, looks set to become the first woman to be elected president of the country.
A Home Office study of all languages spoken in Britain, has determined that Polish is the second most-spoken language in the UK.
Punjabi, naturally, was the most widely-spoken, with English in third place.
The study, which found that there are...
It's official! Sir Minge Campbell has resigned as sort-of leader of the Leb/Dim party type thing. The race is now on to find his sort-of successor type thingy.
Whenever the UK's wimp prime minister pulls his finger out and decides he wants to lose an election, Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II has decreed that the premiership shall be decided in the wrestling ring.
"There's not enough farking wrestling on t...
Australian immigration Minister Kevin Andrews has clearly failed to integrate into the community.
Protest singer Chico has caused the UK government international embarrassment with his single "curvy cola bottle body" which aims to raise awareness of Burma's detained opposition leader Aung San Suu Kyi
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