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Funny story: God Comes Clean on 7th Commandment Prank

God Comes Clean on 7th Commandment Prank

JERUSALEM, ISRAEL -- Over three millennia after He decreed to Moses the rules by which all mankind should live, God finally confessed yesterday that one of the Ten Commandments was "a colossal wind-up."...

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Funny story: Gossip Rife at Water Cooler Manufacturer

Gossip Rife at Water Cooler Manufacturer

CROYDON, ENGLAND -- Filtr8 Ltd, a leading producer of office water purification and filtration units, is a veritable hotbed of rumour-mongering and tittle-tattle, workers breathlessly revealed yesterday.

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Funny story: Mad Cow Disease Linked To Pies Sold At Football Stadiums

Mad Cow Disease Linked To Pies Sold At Football Stadiums

A government investigation carried out into the causes of Mad Cow Disease or, to give it its scientific name, Meatpie Spongiform Shakeaboutabit (BSE), has concluded that steak and kidney pies consumed at football stadiums we...

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Funny story: New Airline to Fight Climate Change

New Airline to Fight Climate Change

New Zealand, home of the kiwi, a flightless, chicken-sized bird with hair-like feathers and a long curved beak with nostrils at it's tip; home also to the kakapo, the world's largest parrot (up to 3.5kg.), wh...

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Funny story: British adoption of America

British adoption of America

Last Saturday the National Aeronautics Space Administration (NASA) has seen peculiar signs of a super tsunami heading to the coastline of the United States, several independent research facilities have confirmed this and just yesterday, President Geo...

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Funny story: Bush Retirement

Bush Retirement

Last Friday US President George W. Bush has signed his resignation order which will be effective this Friday.

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Funny story: Huckabee Rejects Darwin, Copernicus, Newton and Einstein

Huckabee Rejects Darwin, Copernicus, Newton and Einstein

Surging Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee reached a new high this week following questions about his denial of the theory of evolution. His poll numbers skyrocketed as the American public finally found a candidate in sync with their vie...

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Funny story: Romney Beats Ron Paul Money Bomb

Romney Beats Ron Paul Money Bomb

Mitt Romney showed up the Ron Paul campaign today, with $10 million in donations. The rag tag Ron Paul team planned a "money bomb" which is expected to raise approximately $6 million in one day. Romney bested that by donating his own money.

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Funny story: Al Gore Invents Wind Power for Shipping

Al Gore Invents Wind Power for Shipping

Al Gore continued his crusade for environmental entrepreneurship today, announcing that he has invented a new method to use wind power for ships on the high seas. Amid growing controversy about the impact of shipping on global warming, Gore's pro...

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Funny story: Life for Sydney's homeless "really sucks"

Life for Sydney's homeless "really sucks"

An Australian man who has been living homeless for 8 years on the streets of Sydney blasted the Government, saying that life for hundreds of homeless people like himself was "crap" and...

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Funny story: Chris De Bergh Deported To Iran In Terror Scare Tactics

Chris De Bergh Deported To Iran In Terror Scare Tactics

Warbling tosser Chris De Bergh has been deported to Iran by Gordon Brown after a special request by President President George Bush in an effort to scare the Iranians into submission.

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Funny story: 2nd Amendment Comes Under Fire By U.S. Supreme Court

2nd Amendment Comes Under Fire By U.S. Supreme Court

(Washington) - The U.S. Supreme Court today announced it would rule on a landmark case involving the second amendment to the U.S. Constitution; the right of private citizens to bare arms ...

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Funny story: Kylie Declared Queen Of The Jungle Despite Last Minute Hitch

Kylie Declared Queen Of The Jungle Despite Last Minute Hitch

Diminutive pop Svengali, Simon Cowell, was today breathing a sigh of relief as his plans to have Australian pop princess and songstress, Kylie Minogue, declared winner of the X-Factor nearly went all Pete Tong.

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Funny story: UK Crisis - Queen Broadcasts to the Nation

UK Crisis - Queen Broadcasts to the Nation

London, England (AR) As Big Ben struck 9 PM on the first night of curfew the streets of London were eerily quiet, but most Londoners were anyway glued to their televisions for Her Royal Highness the Queen's official announcement, the full text of...

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Funny story: Another Brilliant X-Factor Winner Leon To Top Charts

Another Brilliant X-Factor Winner Leon To Top Charts

In the travesty that is "The X-Factor" yet another "gorgeous" blank-faced boy has won the competition, successfully out-manouvering any contestant with a semblance of talent by looking at the camera with weepy puppy-dog eyes.

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Funny story: Wombles Reduced to Picking Up Syringes on Common

Wombles Reduced to Picking Up Syringes on Common

Formerly famous TV celebrities and Royal household pets, The Wombles, have fallen on hard times since their latest series was axed due to falling viewing figures.

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Funny story: Dawkins announces 'Actually, I'm God!'

Dawkins announces 'Actually, I'm God!'

The famous author, atheist, geneticist and God-botherer Richard Dawkins has caused controversy by announcing that he is the all-knowing creator of the universe.

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