Following the news that Porn Star Stormy Daniels is to run for the American Senate, a little-known UK 'actress' and 'reader's wife' has decided to stand for Parliament at the next election. Dusty Cavern (57) aims to become MP for North Suffolk &...
The Oscar Committee has nominated the Republican Party for a special Oscar this year- 'Best Act Put On By A Political Entity'. Mrs. Tallulah Bankaccount, head of the board overseeing nominations, stated "The Republican Party has for decades pu...
In an effort to make election history much like the democrats did in 2008, the Republican party is prepared to go in their party what the Democrats accomplished by getting Barack Obama president. They're going to nominate Juan Carlos Jose Manueal...
Washington DC: An emergency session of the 2009 State Governors Conference was held here. The 50 state governors agreed to each issue Gubernatorial Executive Orders that would bail out their state's ailing economy. The 50 state governors and all...
A collection of political poetry, useful for purging pestering pundit pus. CEOs The CEO's in money are swimmin' and bonuses are all the time winnin'. They drive their companies to the ground, then in order for them to rebound they ask for a hand out with a scheme that's well planned out and all the way to the bank they are grinnin'. Palin Poesy They called up the lass that was...
Former Countdown presenter Carol Vorderman has been hired by the Conservatives to front their new fiscal policy team, we can exclusively reveal. A spokesman for David Cameron said that the brunette brainbox was taking time out of her hectic schedu...
Dave Hurley, 36, thinks something big may have happened last weekend. Hurley, who rents a small studio in Dupont Circle, noticed a massive swell of people from the 17th to the 20th. "It was so weird," he recounted. "I looked out my window on Tuesd...
Spanish Police have arrested six men as part of an investigation into a $600m (£450m) fraud perpetrated against the London Stock Exchange. The international investigation, involving all European police forces and Interpol, has been ongoing since t...
Viewers were stunned when they tuned into what was billed as President George W. Bush's final address. After just 30-seconds into the Thursday evening speech, the outgoing chief executive stood up, walked to the front of his Oval Office desk, yanked...
WASHINGTON D.C.-President Elect Barrack Obama is planning massive changes to U.S. currency that will permanently solve the looming financial crisis. According to an Obama insider the incoming president is "a genius" when it comes to solving this kin...
Chicago,Il./ Sun Times - Not since the days of George Patton racing to free US soldiers trapped in the Battle of the Bulge, have political historians seen such a fast moving offensive as that launched in recent days by Illinois' indicted Governor, R...
Al Franken, amid a flurry of concerns by the Democratic Party, conceded his contested senate seat today. "It's not that I'm not good enough and smart enough, doggone it," he remarked. "It's just that, well, what I really want to do is become a WW...
The world of politics was shaken to it's foundations today, when David Cameron announced that he plans to step aside in 2010 to enable the return of Margaret Thatcher. At 83, all but her most insane supporters would not have contemplated such a co...
Tens of thousands of 'don't knows', 'undecideds,' and 'not sures' converged on Central London Today for a massed rally of people who have difficulty in making their minds up about stuff. A Metropolitan Police spokesman stated that he could neither...
American researchers say they are a step closer to making a computer that mimics the thought process of human beings. "This is a demonstration of what's possible when circuits compute in biological ways," said Massachusetts Institute of Technolog...
Hyannis Ma/ Boston Globe - In an effort to refloat her fast sinking chances to gain the NY Senate Extra Wide Seat of departing Hillary Clinton, the horse faced debutante has agreed to a complete make over, starting with her face! Although the fi...
MINNEAPOLIS, MN - For nearly two months now, Al Franken and Norm Coleman have been locked in a virtual dead heat for a Minnesota Senate position. A long, drawn out recount has failed to settle the political stalemate in favor of either candidate, th...
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