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Funny story: Like Quarterback Colin Kaepernick, Trump Takes A Knee But To Saudi Arabia

Like Quarterback Colin Kaepernick, Trump Takes A Knee But To Saudi Arabia

Like quarterback Colin Kaepernick, Trump took a knee before MBS of Saudi Arabia saying American resident and Washington Post journalist Jamal Khashoggi’s death wasn't ordered by the Crown Prince and ignored the findings of the CIA. Editor's note...

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Funny story: Elephant in the room sighs and relieves itself over wide expanses in the news studio

Elephant in the room sighs and relieves itself over wide expanses in the news studio

Mr. Trump’s Tuesday morning response on the murder of Jamal Khashoggi has led to a special interview in Downtown Brown Studios, key rival to CNN. Downtown Brown’s news anchor Sterling Ballsworthy immediately confirmed the President’s position that...

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Funny story: Heat Waves are Caused by Mismanagement of Sun, Confirms White House

Heat Waves are Caused by Mismanagement of Sun, Confirms White House

After solving the mystery of why forest fires happen, the US administration has yet to share its views on the causes of heat waves. The statement hasn’t been issued yet, but we wanted to hear what the officials had to say. An anonymous employee of...

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Funny story: Trump Offers Time-Saving Advice

Trump Offers Time-Saving Advice

After claiming that California forest rangers didn't rake the leaves on the forest floor well enough top prevent massive fires in multiple locations, like they supposedly do in Norway, President Trump has offered up additional helpful hints to make t...

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Funny story: Scientific Community Makes One Last Attempt to Cure Trump

Scientific Community Makes One Last Attempt to Cure Trump

Science Town, USA Scientists gathered together today, a much smaller crew than the ones who originally gathered a year and 8 months ago met and discussed ways to cure narcissism. "If anything, he's gotten worse. He actually thinks his kids, especi...

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Funny story: Plot To Khashoggi CNN’s Jim Acosta Disrupted By Slim Everdingle And Dirty Trick

Plot To Khashoggi CNN’s Jim Acosta Disrupted By Slim Everdingle And Dirty Trick

BILLINGSGATE POST: What could go wrong? Fifteen Saudis, inconspicuously dressed in white dishdashas and sporting keffiyehs, disembarked from a private jet which flew in and landed under the radar at a little used landing strip on the Eastern Shore...

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Funny story: Wolfe: no longer WHCA's comedienne in sheep's clothing

Wolfe: no longer WHCA's comedienne in sheep's clothing

D-list has-been “comedienne” Michelle Wolfe, who was born, some say, in Hershey Highway, Pennsylvania, in a back alley between a brothel and a homeless campsite, is incensed (or “pissed,” as she says) that the White House Correspondents Association (...

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Funny story: Trump to issue rakes to the armed forces and National Guard

Trump to issue rakes to the armed forces and National Guard

President Donald Trump this afternoon used his position as Commander-in-Chief to order the issue of 3 million rakes to all US service personnel, including the National Guard. Trump explained "I was talking last week to the Queen of Australia, Ange...

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Funny story: Trump Ready To Forgive Mohammed bin Salman In Confession

Trump Ready To Forgive Mohammed bin Salman In Confession

US President, Donald Trump, says he is ready to offer forgiveness to Saudi Crown Prince, Mohammed bin Salman,the man who ordered the brutal, vicious and murderous slaying of the Washington Post contributor, Saudi Arabian dissident, Jamal Khashoggi, i...

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Funny story: Trump to Print More Money to Pay Off the National Debt

Trump to Print More Money to Pay Off the National Debt

Mar-A-Lago, Florida Upon hearing that his tax cut bill has added another trillion dollars to the national debt, President Trump called a press conference to address the National Debt. "The Fake News outlets are all complaining and lying about me i...

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Funny story: Melania Trump Stages Successful Coup, Now Head of United States

Melania Trump Stages Successful Coup, Now Head of United States

Washington, DC In an unfolding story, it appears that Melania Trump, who had recently been flexing her wings, spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on clothes and hotel rooms, and demanding firings and reprimands, has staged a successful coup.

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Funny story: Mohammed bin Salman Is A Compulsive Liar, Says CIA

Mohammed bin Salman Is A Compulsive Liar, Says CIA

CIA officials working on the murder of the Saudi Arabian dissident journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, have said that the slaying was organised by the Saudi Crown Prince, Mohammed bin Salman, and that his attempts to cover this up amounts to lying. The C...

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Funny story: California Fires Are God's Retribution - Trump

California Fires Are God's Retribution - Trump

The wildfires that have raged through California are merely God's retribution, says US President, Donald Trump, in his regular morning tweet. The president said that, although any loss of life is, indeed, a cause for sadness, the choices people ma...

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Funny story: President Trump To Transition To A Woman

President Trump To Transition To A Woman

Donald J. Trump, leader of the free world, announced today that he would undergo surgery to remove his naughty bits and replace them with kinder gentler naughty bits, those of a broad! The president was quoted as saying, "This whole Me Too movemen...

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Funny story: White House mulls celebrity swaps to honor global justice and dispel lingering odors

White House mulls celebrity swaps to honor global justice and dispel lingering odors

Mr. Trump and his staff are considering ways to bolster support toward re-election in 2020, following significant re-evaluation of the nation’s midterms. Despite Mr. Trump’s earlier claims of “victory,” increased ballot count shows continued Democ...

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Funny story: Trump Has Been President For 666 Days Today - Symbolic?

Trump Has Been President For 666 Days Today - Symbolic?

US President, Donald J. Trump, has been in the job 666 days today, 16 November, having taken office on 20 January 2017, and has been busy living up to his 'devilish' reputation by hinting that Robert Mueller, in charge of the 'Russia investigation',...

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Funny story: White House Security Breach As Jamal Khashoggi's Ghost Calls To See President Trump

White House Security Breach As Jamal Khashoggi's Ghost Calls To See President Trump

Feathers were ruffled, and presidential security officers were on full alert this morning, after an apparition much resembling the forlorn figure of murdered Saudi Arabian dissident journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, was seen lumbering along corridors at t...

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