BILLINGSGATE POST - President Barack Obama announced today his plan to balance the budget on the backs of American housewives. Citing a study by Harvard economists who evaluated what a "full-time-stay-at-home" mother should make if she were paid for...
LOS ANGELES - The stars of the Staples Center in Los Angeles are usually dressed in basketball uniforms as it is the home arena of the NBA Los Angeles Lakers. But on Sunday the Staples Center was the home to The 54th Annual Grammy Awards. And t...
The Catholic Church has once again been nominated for the Doublethink Award, given annually to the person or organization that most ingeniously epitomizes the Orwellian concept of 'doublethink'. For those who have never read George Orwell's 1984,...
BILLINGSGATE POST - In another startling reversal of Obamacare dogma, President Obama advised American bishops that church affiliated hospitals and charities would not have to pay for a contraception method involving the use of air starts. As mentio...
WASHINGTON --- White House aides confirm President Obama has been taking medical marijuana for several months. A Staffer emphasized that, "medical marijuana is permitted for those suffering chronic pain." "That chronic pain includes his mother-in-law...
Washington DC - According to local nuns here, Catholics will not be required to carry birth-control devices in plain-sight when they leave home. In a special ceremony conducted behind closed-doors, a resolution was reached at the White House. Ac...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Barack Obama says that in the three years that he has been in office that he has never received the extensive amount of emails, text messages, and phone calls that he has due to the British rapper known as M.I.A. The S...
Louisville KY. - Mayor Greg Fischer's recommended spending plan for the 2012-2013 fiscal year that will begin July 1, 2012 and ending June 31, 2013, has a total $712 million in spending. This spending included strategic investments in job creation, p...
Washington DC: President Obama has just signed America's new prohibition bill into law. This law is similar to the 1920s and 1930s alcohol prohibition that restricted and set down the rules for enforcing the ban on alcohol, as well as defining the ty...
BILLINGSGATE POST - NFL officials announced this afternoon that Madonna will not be able to join flight with the 1000 white pigeons that will be released during half-time at Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis. Citing information received from the...
Russia has just announced their plans to step foot on the moon before the end of the decade. Vladimir Putin, Russia's Prime Minister said today to parliament and many representative news agencies from other countries, "Russia will be the second count...
President Obama has been asked to sing at the Superbowl during the half-time break after organisers saw his 'Al Green moment' last week. Michelle Obama appeared on the Jay Leno show this week and told the host "he never stops singing to me - the c...
Former President George W. Bush and Current President Brack H. Obama was pulled over today by D.C. police after running a red light. Officer Porker reportedly pulled over their car as it was traveling westbound on Constitution Ave as it crossed 17th...
BILLINGSGATE POST - The Labor Department announced today that the 240,000 increase in jobs did not include the record number of pimps and Czars installed by President Obama in the administration. It is estimated that the number of czars in the Oba...
Today, February 3, 2012 Mitt Romney and Donald Trump has discussed being running mates if Mitt Romney wins the republican nomination. As a part of this discussion they brainstormed plans on how to get the economy moving again and protect America's ec...
WASHINGTON, DC - In his State of The Union Address, President Obama praised US troops for their hard work, competence, honor, selfless service, and ability to exceed expectations. Afterward, he announced that he would fire 80,000 members of the US Ar...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - There are some political rumblings in the White House concerning Vice-President Joe Biden and the fact that he may not be on the 2012 Presidential ticket with President Obama. Sinclair Petaluma with The Political Salad Bar is re...
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