Boston, MA - The New England Patriots, which remain undefeated for the 2007 season, offered their support to help fight the war on terror.
CANADIAN PRESS - A newly discovered inscription, believed to be Native American in origin, has given birth to the theory that some of the early Aboriginal peoples of North America may have practiced contraception.
The campaign office for Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul hammered national media for what they claimed has been a news "blackout" on the congressman from Texas.
Historians at Harvard University said today that they have discovered a link between the modern day Santa Clause, the Dutch Sinter Klaas and exiled child molester and 17th century Finnish poet, Lisko Alapartanen, roughly translated, "Mr. lower b...
The infamous rock band Led Zeppelin are to team up with the popular TV characters, The Smurfs, to record a one-off Christmas album. The album is to be recorded in a helium filled studio to maintain the classic Smurf high pitched voice effect.
Washington D.C. (IPP) - The Federal Mattress Tag Removal Enforcement Division (FMTRED) working under the office of the Secretary of the Interior announced today that it is stepping up enforcement of mattress tag removal violations.
[Celebrity Babyland -Africa]: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have found the perfect Christmas gift for their brood of Jolie-Pitts. Maddox, Zahara, Shiloh and Pax will have a new set of co...
Murphy, North Carolina (IPP) - An Ingles Grocery store clerk lost $100,000 in cash today.
Earlier today explorers from the UK discovered a land which is occupied by a new civilization...
[RIYADH, SAU-D(OM)I A-RAPIA]: In his most benevolent act of the year, King Abdullah took time from falcon-hunting and camel-racing to pardon a gang-rape victim. Th...
Indianapolis, IN - The Children's Museum of Indianapolis recently opened an exhibit called "The Power of Children" which features three famous children; Ryan White, Anne Frank and... some black kid from the 60's.
The annual haj pilgrimage began in Mecca on Monday when hundreds of thousands of Muslim pilgrims put on their dancing shoes for a big 'ol shindig.
Amidst a flurry of attention stemming from his inclusion in the Mitchell Report detailing steroid use in Major League Baseball, seven-time Cy Young Award winner Roger Clemens released a one-page written denial of all charges made against him.
Conservative talk show host, author, and defender of Christmas Bill O'Reilly announced today that he is legally changing his first name to Jesus Christ.
Mr Ronald Snodbury, 44, of Hemsbury in Yorks was fined yesterday for Farting on a train in an unacceptable manner.
A council in the North of England has banned residents from walking with their dogs in the town centre during the Christmas Period. An emergency by-law was passed in an extraordinary but acrimonious council session.
Failed presidential candidate Al Gore is flying into Canada tonight to protest to God that the recent cold weather there has made his global warming predictions look ridiculous.
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