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Funny story: I Have the Best Words (an excerpt from Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography In His Own Best Words)

I Have the Best Words (an excerpt from Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography In His Own Best Words)

I Have the Best Words Now Available on Amazon I went to an Ivy League school. I'm highly educated. I know words. I have the best words, I have the best, but there is no better word than stupid. Right Donald J. Trump See, the reason I won the most...

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Funny story: Mike Bloomberg Compares His Billions To Trump’s Billions and The Result Will Shock You

Mike Bloomberg Compares His Billions To Trump’s Billions and The Result Will Shock You

TARBORO, South Carolina – Mike Bloomberg, the multi-billionaire who is picking up more Democratic support than Lizzy Warren, Joey Biden, and the Bernster Sanders put together, says that he is in “Full Kick-ass” mode. President Trump has said that...

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Funny story: Bernie Sanders Refuses Russia’s Amazingly Generous Campaign Offer

Bernie Sanders Refuses Russia’s Amazingly Generous Campaign Offer

LONG BRANCH, South Carolina – The candidate who is leading the Democratic pack running for president, Bernie Sanders, told The Washington Globe Express that he has just received a tremendously generous offer from President Vladimir Putin of Russia.

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Funny story: An Ex-Hooters Girl Claims That President Trump Fathered Her Triplets

An Ex-Hooters Girl Claims That President Trump Fathered Her Triplets

CHICAGO – The Chicago Daily Wind is reporting that a woman has come forward alleging that the occupant of the White House, Donald J. Trump, is the father of her 13-year-old triplet daughters. Milly Wetwind, 34, who goes by the name of Milly Knocke...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Surprises Her Millions of Voting Age Fans With An Amazing Political Offer Regarding Trump

Taylor Swift Surprises Her Millions of Voting Age Fans With An Amazing Political Offer Regarding Trump

MEMPHIS - One of the most popular singers on the music scene today is Taylor Swift. She has sold over 200 million singles and albums worldwide, including 3.2 million in Guatemala alone. Tay-Tay, as her 100 million-plus Twitter and Instagram follow...

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Funny story: Trump’s Doctors Discover That The President Has A New Bone Spur and It's Located In A Very, Very Strange Place

Trump’s Doctors Discover That The President Has A New Bone Spur and It's Located In A Very, Very Strange Place

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president went in for a routine checkup and his doctors were quite surprised. One of the doctors told POTUS that he is 71 pounds overweight. Trump shouted. “The damn scales are off by 71 pounds. They must have been manufactured...

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Funny story: President Trump Travels To The California Border To Find Out Why His Fantastic Border Wall Keeps Falling Down

President Trump Travels To The California Border To Find Out Why His Fantastic Border Wall Keeps Falling Down

CALEXICO, California – Before President Trump left for his trip to India, he and Ivanka visited the California border town of Calexico. Trump had flown there to find out why his beautiful perfect border wall has already fallen down a total of 19 t...

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Funny story: Fake News (an excerpt from Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography, available on Amazon)

Fake News (an excerpt from Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography, available on Amazon)

Fake News FAKE NEWS media, which makes up stories and "sources," is far more effective than the discredited Democrats - but they are fading fast! Donald J. Trump via Twitter Available on Amazon This is how I figured it happened. Crooked Hillary...

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Funny story: Senate Votes to Not Allow Ballots in Presidential Election

Senate Votes to Not Allow Ballots in Presidential Election

Professing a commitment to avoiding mob rule, the Republican-led United States Senate voted to prohibit the introduction of voting ballots into the 2020 general presidential election. "We've already got a president, so there's no point in consider...

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Funny story: Bernie Sanders gives rivals finger-lickin’ good, crispy thrashing in Nevada as he aims his poultry gun on the White House

Bernie Sanders gives rivals finger-lickin’ good, crispy thrashing in Nevada as he aims his poultry gun on the White House

Rivals for the Democratic Party presidential candicacy in the state of Nevada were sent reeling, as He-Man of the Left Bernie Sanders delivered a mighty good kicking in their primaries. Skeletor Joe Biden screamed in pain despite coming second, as...

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Funny story: Trump Plans To Completely Destroy News Outlets Like CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, And NBC

Trump Plans To Completely Destroy News Outlets Like CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, And NBC

MT. AIRY, Maryland – The president was in the town of Mt. Airy on a campaign tour. He was speaking before 196 supporters and 13 non-supporters. He told the crowd that he is making two lists and checking them both twice. He said that the first list...

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Funny story: President Trump Shows His BFF Sean Hannity Personal Intimate Photos of Melania and the First Lady Explodes!

President Trump Shows His BFF Sean Hannity Personal Intimate Photos of Melania and the First Lady Explodes!

NEW YORK CITY – President #45 was in the “Big Apple” for an appearance on the Sean Hannity Show. Potus had lunch with the Fox News host at a local McDonalds. Sean had a Filet-O-Fish Sandwich, and the man that Elizabeth “Sacajawea” Warren calls “C...

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Funny story: Trump Pardons Hitler

Trump Pardons Hitler

President Trump has issued a full pardon for Adolf Hitler, and released the following statement: "Under my role model's administration, the German economy was the strongest it had ever been. The stock market was through the roof. And the Germ...

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Funny story: Too Many People (an excerpt from Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography in His Own Best Words)

Too Many People (an excerpt from Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography in His Own Best Words)

Too Many People Now available on Amazon If you're weak - which some people would like you to be - if you're really, really pathetically weak, the country's going to be overrun with millions of people. Donald Trump See, there are just too many p...

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Funny story: Melania Trump Explains Why She May Be Voting For Bernie Sanders in The November Presidential Election

Melania Trump Explains Why She May Be Voting For Bernie Sanders in The November Presidential Election

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Melania Trump has shocked the GOP world by saying that she will most probably vote for Bernie Sanders over her husband. The sensuously sexy first lady was interviewed by Kitty Segovia with the iNews Agency. When asked why she...

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Funny story: Clint Eastwood Says He Is Dumping Trump and He Now Supports Democrat Mike Bloomberg

Clint Eastwood Says He Is Dumping Trump and He Now Supports Democrat Mike Bloomberg

CARMEL, California – Clint Eastwood, who has been one of President Trump’s staunchest supporters, has flipped on “Old Carrot Face” Trump. The 89-year-old former star of the TV western series “Rawhide” and countless Old West movies, told a reporter...

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Funny story: MAGA Pigeons Flock To Vegas To See Trump

MAGA Pigeons Flock To Vegas To See Trump

BILLINGSGATE POST: Even the most crazed Trump supporters couldn’t believe that when Air Force One landed yesterday in Las Vegas for a giant Trump rally, that they would witness a miracle. Speaking of miracles, the president opened the rally by in...

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