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Funny story: Capello New Lib Dem Leader

Capello New Lib Dem Leader

In an embarrassing disclosure by both the FA and Liberal Democrats, it has been revealed that Fabio Capello is the new Lib Dem Leader.

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Funny story: Hajj Gets Under Way Amidst Calls For "No Crushing"

Hajj Gets Under Way Amidst Calls For "No Crushing"

The Hajj, the longest sponsored walk in the Islamic calendar, gets under way today amidst calls for increased safety from Muslim leaders who say that it has become "almost too dangerous to stage".

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Funny story: Saudi TV version of "Footballers Wives" cancelled due to "too many characters"

Saudi TV version of "Footballers Wives" cancelled due to "too many characters"

Saudi Arabian TV has announced that it has cancelled production of a drama series based on Britain's "Footballers' Wives". The series was due to be aired in 2008.

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Funny story: Rising oil prices, global warming make Santa consider Christmas this year

Rising oil prices, global warming make Santa consider Christmas this year

Santa's workshop, North Pole - Local reports have notified The Spoof that Santa Claus will be very picky with children this year.

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Funny story: Romo admits concentrating on Simpson's breasts

Romo admits concentrating on Simpson's breasts

DALLAS - Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo blamed his poor performance Sunday on looking at Jessica Simpson's breasts instead of looking for his receivers.

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Funny story: Local man says ice cream goes good with humble pie

Local man says ice cream goes good with humble pie

GASTON, N.C. - Local braggart Chester Ray Simmons says humble pie goes great with ice cream.

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Funny story: Why Kurds don't mix with Rice and Turkey

Why Kurds don't mix with Rice and Turkey

The head of Iraq's Kurdish regional government has refused to meet with the US secretary of state Condoleezza Rice. US politicians have accused the Kurds of shunning her due to American support...

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Funny story: Northern Rock Bail Out

Northern Rock Bail Out

Chancellor Alistair Darling has announced debt consolidation arrangements to relieve the Treasury's exposure to the Northern Rock and avoid its imminent nationalisation.

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Funny story: Nick Clegg: I Proper Loves It

Nick Clegg: I Proper Loves It

Nick Clegg has won the race to become leader of the Liberal Democrats. In a 'gloves off' battle that left a nasty taste in ones mouth he finally defeated Chris Huhne.

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Funny story: Osama Bin Ladin Converts to Christianity

Osama Bin Ladin Converts to Christianity

Islamabad, Pakistan (IPP) - Billy Graham is currently on a world tour and is conducting his evangelical work in remote and dangerous places.

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Funny story: Voyager Reports Homesickness

Voyager Reports Homesickness

NASA reported today that the latest monitoring of Voyager 1 had produced some startling results. Voyager 1, the first of two such probes launched in 1977 to survey the outer Solar system, has left the Heliosphere and is now in interstellar space some...

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Funny story: Writers Strike Latest - Talk Show Hosts to be replaced with sock puppets

Writers Strike Latest - Talk Show Hosts to be replaced with sock puppets

The latest victims of the American script writers strike could be fat-cat talk show hosts, whose dependence on auto cues for their dialogue has made them more of a liability than an asset. Jay Leno, David Letterman and Conan...

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Funny story: World bank releases first draft of imaginary money

World bank releases first draft of imaginary money

A World Bank spokesman yesterday announced that it would be putting up 800 trillion dollars in imaginary money for other banks to borrow. This move was swiftly duplicated by major national banks around the developed world.

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Funny story: Brown Plays Down Panic Fears As Discs Containing Information Of 'Everything On Earth' Go Missing

Brown Plays Down Panic Fears As Discs Containing Information Of 'Everything On Earth' Go Missing

The government has announced in the House of Commons this morning that sixteen more computer discs containing ALL INFORMATION ON ANYTHING have been lost. Another disc holding information on the whereabouts of...

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Funny story: Souness To Take Over Scotland In New Year

Souness To Take Over Scotland In New Year

Graeme Souness, the ex-Liverpool player and manager, though never player-manager, is rumoured to be on the verge of being confirmed as the next manager of the Scotland football team. His formal appoi...

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Funny story: Millions of UK Christmas Cards Not Worth the Paper They're Written On

Millions of UK Christmas Cards Not Worth the Paper They're Written On

The government's new Christmas Card Protection Fund (CCPF), which aims to compensate workers who lose out when they receive Christmas cards from employers who then go bust, came into force today.

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Funny story: Bush Says Economy Is 'Pretty Good'

Bush Says Economy Is 'Pretty Good'

FREDERICKSBURG, Va. (FMLIVEWIRE) - President Bush has reassured a nervous public that the US economy is "pretty good" for rich Republicans as the housing market collapses, an international credit crisis accelerates and as prices surge for e...

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