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Funny story: Telepathic Cats

Telepathic Cats

In a recent scientific study, researchers found that cats have the ability to communicate telepathically. The study, produced by Harvard Medical School, has brought on a lot of controversy.

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Funny story: Orgasm transplants: China issues new rules

Orgasm transplants: China issues new rules

Beijing - (ReUterus): New regulations governing human orgasm transplants have been issued by the Chinese government according to state media reports.

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Funny story: Welsh Nationalists' outrage at German sheep-shagging prosecution

Welsh Nationalists' outrage at German sheep-shagging prosecution

Port Talbot - (ReUterus): Plaid Cymru offcials are up in arms over German prosecutors charging a 44 year old Turkish national with animal cruelty after her was caught on video shagging a flock of sheep in the Wiesbaden area.

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Funny story: Forget Manhattan! G Force sexologist urges women to explore new areas

Forget Manhattan! G Force sexologist urges women to explore new areas

Voorhees, New Jersey - (ReUerus): Beverly Whipple, renowned sexologist and discoverer of the vital G Force of female libido, has urged women to explore new areas if they want to find a man "because traditional predatory stomping grounds like Man...

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Funny story: American Man at Night Club Upstaged By Guy With British Accent

American Man at Night Club Upstaged By Guy With British Accent

Sacramento, CA - It was another disappointing night for David Timbler, 24, a boring American man trying to find a girl. Despite Timbler's great one-liners and precise dance moves, he was upstaged by a guy with a British accent.

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Funny story: Female Crime Wave Worsens

Female Crime Wave Worsens

In New York City a terrible plague has hit a crime wave. Women aged 20-25 have been kidnapping men beetween 18-29 and sexually assaulting them.

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Funny story: Study Shows Men Who Cheat on Wives Make Better Presidents

Study Shows Men Who Cheat on Wives Make Better Presidents

A recent study at Johns Hopkins University showed a distinct correlation between strong, decisive leaders and presidents who commit adultery.

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Funny story: Love Scandal in St Not-OK Corral!

Love Scandal in St Not-OK Corral!

St Salvatorius Pointus, the Southwest Catholic school that made national news with its decision to test hair samples of every student to monitor for drug use in the last year is once again in the news. This time the SP Lancers have a female English t...

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Funny story: Elton gives Britney the hairdryer treatment in Stern interview.

Elton gives Britney the hairdryer treatment in Stern interview.

Oops! Sir Elton's done it again, this time the target of the rocket man's newly primed missile is the much maligned and publicly played out demise and fall of the former princess of pop Britney Spears.

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Funny story: Worlds' first McWhoreHouse set to open!

Worlds' first McWhoreHouse set to open!

Everything is getting quicker these days, fast food, instant messaging, speed dating, the list goes on.

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Funny story: It's official: masturbation is gay

It's official: masturbation is gay

At a recent American Psychological Association convention, one seminar packed in more shrinks than all the others combined: Pleasuring Oneself in Today's Society.

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Funny story: Jane Austen Gets a Makeover, Sex Beats Sensibility.

Jane Austen Gets a Makeover, Sex Beats Sensibility.

Jane Austen's life is about to be a book and, naturally, the novelist will be appearing on the front cover. However the face behind some of the world's most-loved books has been deemed unable to sell them.

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Funny story: Superior man's inferiority complex led to necrophiliac bestiality

Superior man's inferiority complex led to necrophiliac bestiality

Wisconsin - (Ass Press): A Wisconsin male suffering from low self esteem has been sentenced into a psycho-sexual rehab clinic program after being found guilty of molesting a dead deer.

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Funny story: Graphic Video Shows Valerie Plame Undercover While Hostile Witness Forces Waxman Hearings To Adjourn Early.

Graphic Video Shows Valerie Plame Undercover While Hostile Witness Forces Waxman Hearings To Adjourn Early.

Bombshell evidence exploded today in hearings chaired by Representative Commissar Henry Waxman (Democrat-Peoples Republic of California) into the undercover status of CIA Agent Valerie Plame. Members of Commisar Waxman's Government Reform Committ...

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Funny story: Swastika slave girls in Argentina's no escape brothel camps

Swastika slave girls in Argentina's no escape brothel camps

Buenos Aries- The proud Argentine nation may be best known for the Tango, Evita, beef and cheating soccer midgets.

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Funny story: Three-legged Panda Needs Help Mating

Three-legged Panda Needs Help Mating

BEJING -- A three-legged panda that lost a leg in a fight seems to be recovering well, other than the fact that it appears she has no sex life. "Niu Niu" lost two-thirds of her front left leg, and the resulting loss of balance has affected...

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Funny story: Sex shop for dwarves!

Sex shop for dwarves!

London- Deep in the heart of London's red light district amid the sleazy neon and whispered requests something revolutionary is turning heads and clucking modest tongues.

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