Armando Iannucci's new film In The Loop is being billed as Britain's best comedy for years and is getting five star reviews. However, the story is causing eyebrows to be raised as events it portrays all seem very familiar to anyone who knows about Br...
Gordon Broon has ordered cleaners into Downing Street following the discovery of several smears. Insiders fear that some of the unpleasant stains may be traced back to people close to the Prime Minister. Nasty brown smear like stains were found ne...
Gordon Brown has quit the Labour Party. He wrote to his constituency party outlining his reasons for such an action. In the letter Brown speaks of the feeling of 'betrayal'. "The Labour Party no longer has the same values as when I first joined it...
Republican and Democrats are actively recruiting fresh meat for their parties. Both need to beef up their numbers and make sure that no one sneaks off to join third parties. But it is not a cake walk to get into their ranks. They have certain standards that must be met. Republican grunts must be able to present a good front, pretending to have a strong interest in the common good, and then...
Shadow Immigration Secretary Damian Green has been re-arrested this morning, according to sources within the Metropolitan Police. The MP, who was formally cleared by the CPS today following the November raids on his home and Parliamentary office,...
Gordon Brown has enlisted the help of a therapist to aid him in overcoming a speech impediment, according to Downing Street sources. The PM has reportedly sought the help of Derek Draper, who was educated somewhere near Berkeley, to help resolve a...
The Republicans, still smarting from their losses in the 2008 elections, have taken a new stance. Gone are the Bush I and II philosophies of 'Compassionate Conservatism'. The new motto is 'Cold-Blooded Conservatism'. This new attitude will focus...
The BNP today warned its followers of a potential threat from Labour politician Harriet Harmless. A briefing note was wrapped in a brick and flung through the winow in a bid to communicate with their diehard voters Adolf and Eva Bonkers, of Burnley.
TV bosses are debating on what to call a new show, should it be; "Second Homes?" or "My Little Empire?" or "At Your Expense?" They finally agreed on a name. Thus a new (reality) television series is to be broadcast later this summer called: "I'm a...
Political bird watcher Sir Bill Weirdie's 'Political Bird Watch' began a new series today, co-presented with Jay Starling and Myrtle Crowe. 'And here we see the lesser-spotted Obama during its annual migration from America to France', Weirdie said.'When it's in America its plumage is predominately black, but after it arrives for its spring stay in Europe it turns light brown, almost whitish.' A...
In a shock development, Prime Minister Gordon Brown has admitted that his premiership has been an elaborate April Fools Hoax, perpetrated by Tony Blair on the electorate since 2007. Speaking at a Press Conference prior to the G20 summit, the PM ad...
Bankers should adopt "family values" in the way they work, according to Gordon Brown. In a speech to faith and charity leaders at St Paul's Cathedral, the PM said that he expected bankers to behave wth the highest moral standards, and cited Home S...
The Tory Party not too long ago was flush in cash after Lord WD dropped a bundle into their conservative laps. Who would've guessed that that very wealthy Lord of lords would be expelled from the traditionalist fraternity. The reason? Why infidelity...
Jaqui Splff, Home Sexcretary, has been involved in yet another scandal. It seems that her husband has been sitting at home (one of their homes) and has been indulging in some pocket billiards. Obviously being the spouse of a cabinet minister can be l...
It was reported this week from those stupid bureaucratic idiots in Brussels that the new European laws concerning the age old schoolboy practice of 'conkering' have been reviewed. European representative and once TV heartthrob Robert Killjoy Silk...
Ron Paul, George Galloway, Victor Chavez, and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad have created a "New Culture" world party, and are the easy favourites to be elected as the new world leaders. They have all stated that a co-operative world is more desirable than a co...
A date has now been set for the upcoming no-holds-barred 'cage match' between political bloggers Guido Fawkes and Derek Draper. Following a spirited (yet ultimately disappointing) combined Press Conference and weigh-in, when both combatants landed...
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