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Funny story: Wales manager vows to bring forward Englands Euro embarrassment by 9 months

Wales manager vows to bring forward Englands Euro embarrassment by 9 months

Wales manager Gary Speed has outlined his determination to bring forward the inevitable embarrassment that awaits the England team at Euro 2012 by 9 months in defeating the Three Lions in this evenings qualifier at Wembley. The former Leeds midfie...

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney reveals where they took the hair follicles from

Wayne Rooney reveals where they took the hair follicles from

Manchester United striker, Wayne Rooney, has finally come clean and admitted where they took the follicles from to implant in his head. For a hair implant like Rooney's the surgeons take hair from elsewhere on the body, and insert it into the scal...

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Funny story: Man Utd Manager Ferguson "Going Nowhere" Says Gary Neville

Man Utd Manager Ferguson "Going Nowhere" Says Gary Neville

Gary Neville, the former Manchester United and England full-back who quit the club in tears in the summer, has openly criticised Reds boss Sir Alex Ferguson in the media, saying under the Scot, United are "going nowhere" Neville, who played for Un...

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Funny story: Paolo Di Canio blames ex QPR striker for defeat of Fascism in Swindon

Paolo Di Canio blames ex QPR striker for defeat of Fascism in Swindon

Swindon Town manager Paolo Di Canio has launched a scathing political attack on centre forward Leon Clarke after their Carling Cup defeat by Southampton. The striker, who was recently 'released' by QPR for "lack of effort", had been heralded by Di...

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Funny story: Celtic Boss Neil Lennon Found 'Not Guilty' Of Being Assaulted

Celtic Boss Neil Lennon Found 'Not Guilty' Of Being Assaulted

Celtic manager Neil Lennon has breathed a sigh of relief after a jury returned a 'not guilty' verdict in his trial at Edinburgh Sheriff Court. Lennon had been accused of being assaulted by 26-year-old Hearts fan John Wilson, whose actions were sai...

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Funny story: Hargreaves signs for Manchester City on 'Pay and Train' deal

Hargreaves signs for Manchester City on 'Pay and Train' deal

Many an eyebrow is being raised in Manchester today as news has emerged that England player Owen Hargreaves has indeed made the switch across town from United to play for City. But it's not that such a move is new; Denis Law and others have made t...

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Funny story: New Arsenal Manager to be selected by competition

New Arsenal Manager to be selected by competition

The online version of the popular football management simulator, Premiership Management is expected to get a sudden upsurge in applicants to join after the shock announcement from Arsenal that they will be replacing Arsene Wenger with anybody who can...

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Funny story: "Knee job" Hargreaves joins City and Utd fans promise him a real "knee job"!

"Knee job" Hargreaves joins City and Utd fans promise him a real "knee job"!

Soccer crock, Owen Haregreaves is joining Man City as their "crock of the flock" and will play the same role as Michael Owen and Rio Ferdinand do at Man Utd. Modern day soccer is all a bit of a circus anyway so clubs are starting to invest money o...

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Funny story: Spurs clinch deal for FC Nazareth superstar

Spurs clinch deal for FC Nazareth superstar

Tottenham Hotspur have clinched a two year deal for FC Nazareth star Jesus Christ. Jesus, 2011, has been in talks with the North London side since Easter, but is now glad to be with what he calls his 'second home'. "I'm so glad to be here", sa...

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Funny story: News from 2020: Arsene Wenger still unable to find 'Right Player' to buy.

News from 2020: Arsene Wenger still unable to find 'Right Player' to buy.

Entering his 25th year in charge of Arsenal FC, Arsene Wenger has released a statement that he is still trying to find 'the right players' to spend his money on. In a statement released to the press, Wenger said: "It is imperative that I find...

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Funny story: Arsenal to sign Spider

Arsenal to sign Spider

After Arsenal shipping a canoeful of goals during the Sunday meatfest with arch rivals Moist United, the Arsenal manager Herr Wenger has been recommended a Spider, that can play all along the back four by his deemed nemesis Steve Bruce Forsyth.

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Funny story: Team wins football match by scoring more goals than the other team

Team wins football match by scoring more goals than the other team

Cranchester-On-Sea 3 Amplethrope Town 1 by Tony Whippersnapper A satisfying win for Cranchester as they punished a lacklustre Amplethorpe by scoring more goals than them by a ratio of 3 to 1. The Jouneymen, playing in an unusual 010110101110 b...

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Funny story: Wenger Suicide Reports Unconfirmed

Wenger Suicide Reports Unconfirmed

It seems that reports that Arsene Wenger has attempted suicide following his team's disastrous 8-2 dismantling by Manchester United's young assassins have been greatly exaggerated. An Arsenal spokesman told this organ, that reports that the beleag...

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Funny story: Arsenal Fans Go Into Hiding

Arsenal Fans Go Into Hiding

It seems that the reports stating that you can't find an Arsenal fan for love nor money, anywhere on the streets of Britain today appear to be true. For years now, Arsenal fans have been particularly vociferous about their team's achievements, cro...

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Funny story: Harry Redknapp blames Luka Modric's ear for defeat

Harry Redknapp blames Luka Modric's ear for defeat

Tottenham's 5-1 defeat to Manchester City has been blamed on Luka Modric's ear. "Some geezers got in Luka's ear and it's cost us the game" said manager 'Arry Redknapp. Redknapp also claims Modric is not "right in the head" amid reports of a new...

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Funny story: Manchester United Facing Uncertain Future

Manchester United Facing Uncertain Future

Premier League champions Manchester United are facing an uncertain future this morning after it was announced that its owners, the Glazer family, had been considering a share sale in Singapore to help raise money to reduce some of their huge debts.

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Funny story: Arsene Wenger Sacked

Arsene Wenger Sacked

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has been sensationally dismissed from his position after the club's humiliating 8-2 defeat at the hands of Premier League rivals Manchester United yesterday. Wenger has been at the helm for almost 15 years, during whi...

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