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Funny story: Bong Hits 4 Cunnilingus!

Bong Hits 4 Cunnilingus!

Georgia - (Ass Mess): In a landmark legal ruling Georgia Superior Court Judge Thomas Wilson has ruled that consensual oral sex with a teenager is a misdemeanour and not a felony.

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Funny story: Senior High Court Judge In Hideous Train Flashing Attack

Senior High Court Judge In Hideous Train Flashing Attack

A woman travelling on a London-bound train was subjected to a harrowing and hideous flashing attack by one of Britain's most senior judges, a court has heard.

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Funny story: World of Warcraft Player Loses Virginity - In Real World!

World of Warcraft Player Loses Virginity - In Real World!

FALMOUTH, MA - 08/06/07. Players of Blizzard's popular online game, "World of Warcraft" were today reeling from the news that one of their brethren had lost their virginity - in the real world.

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Funny story: Queen sends telegram to TheSpoof.com writer for 100th story!

Queen sends telegram to TheSpoof.com writer for 100th story!

London AssPress:- A London man was shocked to open his snail mail this morning to find an official Queen telegram, congratulating him upon the event of his having written his 100th story for world renowned satirical sweat shop,

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Funny story: Mexican Condom Company Introduces "Son-Brero"

Mexican Condom Company Introduces "Son-Brero"

Oahaca, Mexico---- Mexican condom manufacturer Fornicada today unveiled its latest latex creation, the "Son-Brero".

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Funny story: Church fires 'dildo-peddling' organist

Church fires 'dildo-peddling' organist

Wisconsin - (Ass Mess): Linette Servais, a Wisconsin church organist with over 35 years experience of ministering to parishioners' needs, has been fired because her boss Father Dean Dombroski found out she was supplementing her derisory ecclesias...

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Funny story: More Sex Please, We're British!

More Sex Please, We're British!

A recent study by a leading Harvard economist suggests that if prudish Brits were to sleep around more they would slow the spread of sexually transmitted diseases.

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Funny story: Men Prefer to Use The Backdoor

Men Prefer to Use The Backdoor

A pointless survey carried out by some market reasearchers has shown that more and more British men prefer to use the back door rather than the front. Research showed a twenty percent increase in males under twenty using the back door on last year.

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Funny story: Lesbian scare tempts wrath of Allah

Lesbian scare tempts wrath of Allah

LONDON-- The Guardian online news source is apologizing today after a typo in a recent headline set off a flurry of anger and confusion during a tense time in Northern Lebanon yesterday. Muslim clerics and Palestinian leaders were in an uproar ove...

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Funny story: LA church sale to fund sex claims, Vatican next?

LA church sale to fund sex claims, Vatican next?

The Roman Catholic archbishop of Los Angeles has said his archdiocese will sell its main orifice to raise money to settle lawsuits for sexual abuse.

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Funny story: Government to ban smoking during sex

Government to ban smoking during sex

The latest politically correct act of the custodians of our nanny state is going to be to introduce legislation banning smoking during sexual intercourse.

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Funny story: Ballack and Kahn - German Footballers are Dildos

Ballack and Kahn - German Footballers are Dildos

German footballers Micheal Ballack and Oliver Kahn were today celebrating after being awarded 50.000 eauros each over claims that they resemble large dildo's.

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Funny story: Bob Barker's Dirty Little Secret

Bob Barker's Dirty Little Secret

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA (HOLLYWOOD XPOSED) - "I peeked in the window and I can see about ten or twelve of them all having sex in the room. I just couldn't believe what I was seeing. I was scared and shocke...

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Funny story: George Bush Has Two "Interns"

George Bush Has Two "Interns"

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - George Bush, not to be outdone by that "wimpy Democart," Bill Clinton, proved he was the better man by going out with TWO interns.

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Funny story: Pope Holds Outdoor Service in Brazil; Prays for Soul of the Nation

Pope Holds Outdoor Service in Brazil; Prays for Soul of the Nation

Buenos Ares, Brazil - The Pope's first visit to Latin America has been a success, drawing little controversy, if any. But with The Holy See announcing today that he was holding a special outdoor prayer service in a personal intersession on behalf...

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Funny story: New England Journal of Medicine finds Oral Sex worse than smoking or drinking - but better than not getting any

New England Journal of Medicine finds Oral Sex worse than smoking or drinking - but better than not getting any

New York, New York - The New England Journal of Medicine announced this week it made a correlation between the Human Papillomavirus (HPV), oral sex and throat-cancer. Research shows a higher potential for developing throat-cancer by engaging in oral...

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Funny story: Texas Woman Who Sold Daughter for $3000 Opens Franchise

Texas Woman Who Sold Daughter for $3000 Opens Franchise

A Texas woman who sold her 15 year old daughter for $3000 has decided to open a franchise. Instead of using just one fast food outlet for the business, however, she is adopting five. "In these days of multi-branding, you see lot's of KFCs with...

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