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Funny story: Manchester United And Chelsea Serve Up Slapstick Fun

Manchester United And Chelsea Serve Up Slapstick Fun

Sunday's "massive" football fixtures provided no end of fun for fans watching on TV according to a local expert. Sky viewers were able to enjoy Spurs' demolition of Liverpool 4-0, before the football feast was continued as Manchester United beat C...

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Funny story: Spurs 4 Liverpool 0 - Harry Redknapp Reveals 'Secret' Training Regime

Spurs 4 Liverpool 0 - Harry Redknapp Reveals 'Secret' Training Regime

Over the moon Spurs boss, 'Happy' Harry Redknapp, basked in the glow of reflected glory this afternoon as Spurs hammered nine man Liverpool 4-0, with goals from Modric, Defoe, and a brace from Adebayor. It was a well deserved victory, as the White...

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Funny story: Chelsea Declare All Out War On Manchester United - It Could Be A Bloodbath

Chelsea Declare All Out War On Manchester United - It Could Be A Bloodbath

There's certainly no denying moneybags Chelsea's determination to succeed in Sunday's Old Trafford clash with table topping Manchester United. They've promised to go to Old Trafford and wipe the floor with Fergie's youthful Red Devils. Under new b...

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Funny story: Fulham charge QPR fans £500 to see Michael Jackson statue

Fulham charge QPR fans £500 to see Michael Jackson statue

Fulham are being investigated by the FA after charging away fans £500 for a Cottaging Package at the game against their West London rivals QPR. The Limited Edition Event includes being shown Tommy Trinder's false teeth, full access to the Glory Ho...

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Funny story: Football Fans Call for All Out Strike

Football Fans Call for All Out Strike

Arsenal Fan's Organisation BSM plastered their discontent towards the running of football on a billboard next to the Emirates Stadium at their last home game against Swansea City. Within hours other football fans gathered support. Everton fans pa...

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Funny story: Arsene Wenger eyes up German Benders

Arsene Wenger eyes up German Benders

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger is planning to beef up his lightweight squad by signing German International Sven Bender. The hard tackling Borussia Dortmund midfielder caught Wenger's eye in the recent Champion's League match: "Bender would stiffe...

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Funny story: QPR go back to the future

QPR go back to the future

New QPR supremo Tony Fernades has revealed more plans to restore some of QPR's past back into the Club, after Flavio Briatore and Bernie Ecclestone almost ripped up its heritage. "I've had calls to bring back this, and bring back that, and some of...

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Funny story: QPR striker Patrick Agyemang to appear on Strictly

QPR striker Patrick Agyemang to appear on Strictly

According to rumour, Patrick Agyemang is set to appear in the 2011 series of 'Strictly Come Dancing'. The QPR star striker, who has appeared in the majority of Premiership games played so far this season, was controversially left out of Neil Warno...

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Funny story: David Beckham eyes dream move to QPR

David Beckham eyes dream move to QPR

David Beckham is hoping to secure a switch from LA Galaxy to West London glamour club QPR: "I am fully focused on moving to QPR and helping them win the Olympics Games " said Beckham. The 36 year old footballer has been eyeing up a move to QPR for...

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Funny story: Arsenal to Field Weakened Side Against Swansea City

Arsenal to Field Weakened Side Against Swansea City

Arsene Wenger has made a controversial move for the upcoming game against Premiership new boyos Swansea City, by fielding his Ladies XI. Wenger has eight first team players out due to injury or suspension, with a majority of the remaining squad ha...

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Funny story: Arsenal Office Cleaner Admits Transfer Spending Spree

Arsenal Office Cleaner Admits Transfer Spending Spree

A London Colney office cleaner who works at Arsenal's training ground has admitted using the Arsenal fax machine to mastermind 5 late transfer window signings. Arsene Wenger returned this week to London Colney to find five new signings had been m...

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Funny story: Welsh Dragons blow fire up the butts of the toothless 3 Lions and nearly burn them alive!

Welsh Dragons blow fire up the butts of the toothless 3 Lions and nearly burn them alive!

The Red Dragons of Wales proved once more that the 3 Lions of England are certainly not roaring; they're pretty toothless actually. Bale the Whale caused England plenty of grief and if Earnshaw hadn't had fluffed his chance then England would have...

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Funny story: Wales manager vows to bring forward Englands Euro embarrassment by 9 months

Wales manager vows to bring forward Englands Euro embarrassment by 9 months

Wales manager Gary Speed has outlined his determination to bring forward the inevitable embarrassment that awaits the England team at Euro 2012 by 9 months in defeating the Three Lions in this evenings qualifier at Wembley. The former Leeds midfie...

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney reveals where they took the hair follicles from

Wayne Rooney reveals where they took the hair follicles from

Manchester United striker, Wayne Rooney, has finally come clean and admitted where they took the follicles from to implant in his head. For a hair implant like Rooney's the surgeons take hair from elsewhere on the body, and insert it into the scal...

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Funny story: Man Utd Manager Ferguson "Going Nowhere" Says Gary Neville

Man Utd Manager Ferguson "Going Nowhere" Says Gary Neville

Gary Neville, the former Manchester United and England full-back who quit the club in tears in the summer, has openly criticised Reds boss Sir Alex Ferguson in the media, saying under the Scot, United are "going nowhere" Neville, who played for Un...

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Funny story: Paolo Di Canio blames ex QPR striker for defeat of Fascism in Swindon

Paolo Di Canio blames ex QPR striker for defeat of Fascism in Swindon

Swindon Town manager Paolo Di Canio has launched a scathing political attack on centre forward Leon Clarke after their Carling Cup defeat by Southampton. The striker, who was recently 'released' by QPR for "lack of effort", had been heralded by Di...

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Funny story: Celtic Boss Neil Lennon Found 'Not Guilty' Of Being Assaulted

Celtic Boss Neil Lennon Found 'Not Guilty' Of Being Assaulted

Celtic manager Neil Lennon has breathed a sigh of relief after a jury returned a 'not guilty' verdict in his trial at Edinburgh Sheriff Court. Lennon had been accused of being assaulted by 26-year-old Hearts fan John Wilson, whose actions were sai...

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