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Funny story: Bombshell: Trump Is Done. He's Finished. It's Over.

Bombshell: Trump Is Done. He's Finished. It's Over.

In a bombshell report first issued just days after the 2016 election and re-emerging today, it looks like Donald J. Trump's presidency is coming to an end. "I've been saying it for two years straight," said several news pundits who have been predi...

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Funny story: The last adults in the room celebrate with beer party in Mattis basement

The last adults in the room celebrate with beer party in Mattis basement

General Mattis’ resignation, December 21, has brought a hue and cry in the mainstream media that “the last adults in the room” have left the Trump administration. Accordingly, Mr. Trump is seen as the equivalent of a schoolboy wearing a cap with h...

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Funny story: Struggling Comic Strikes Gold with Trump

Struggling Comic Strikes Gold with Trump

NYC -- 36 year-old Benjamin Kowalski of Newark, New Jersey, has struggled for more than 15 years to find success telling jokes on-stage. Born into a family of strict orthodox Jews, it was always assumed he was headed for medical or law school. But...

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Funny story: "Baby Jesus Would Adore Globalist Authoritarians"

"Baby Jesus Would Adore Globalist Authoritarians"

VATICAN, ROME - Pope Francis provided a "casual response" to journalists after being asked about "Migrants" and the Border Policy of the United States. Democrats in the US Congress embarked on an "All-Christmas-Long" Media Blitz on how the "Religion...

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Funny story: President Trump Given Grilling During Kids' Xmas Phone-in

President Trump Given Grilling During Kids' Xmas Phone-in

US President Donald Trump got more than he bargained for this morning, when a Christmas Day phone-in with young children didn't exactly go according to plan. Trump and his wife, Melania, were sat in easy chairs in the State Dining Room at the Whit...

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Funny story: Trump consulting on who to appoint acting president while he takes a break

Trump consulting on who to appoint acting president while he takes a break

According to Acting Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney, the list for who will become Acting President (APOTUS) is being carefully studied. Acting Secretary of Defense Patrick Shanahan is also being called in as advisor for the process. Mr. Trump has...

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Funny story: Globus militaris interruptus wreaks tsunami-like havoc in Washington

Globus militaris interruptus wreaks tsunami-like havoc in Washington

President Trump’s decision to withdraw from Syria and drawdown in Afghanistan, has the nation’s capitol in a near state of paralysis. Even FOX News has turned on the President with accusations he is “refounding ISIS.” A hullabaloo of protest ha...

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Funny story: Trump tweets Christmas wishlist

Trump tweets Christmas wishlist

US Presdient, Donald Trump, has tweeted his wish list for Santa Claus. The tweet, in full, reads: "Deere SATAN: I been the best Presdunt ever. I only want 3 things this ear: 1. To be as TALL as leaking James Comey 2. As SEXY and H...

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Funny story: Trump Explains Why Shutting Down the Government Is Making America Great Again

Trump Explains Why Shutting Down the Government Is Making America Great Again

President Donald Trump had sore fingers from his previous night's Twitter Storm, so he held a press conference to explain his actions of the last few days. "So it's sad that America has its greatest President ever, and still they stop everything, even talking about me, just because it's Christmas! Last year, I tried to prevent it by shutting down the government, but everybody still stopped payi...

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Funny story: Galapagos Twitchers In A Flap At FBI Grand Jury Subpoena

Galapagos Twitchers In A Flap At FBI Grand Jury Subpoena

Galápagos Islands, Ecuador - (Agencies, Associated Mess): There are reports this weekend that FBI Special Counsel Robert Mueller has subpoenaed a dozen indigenous Ecuadorian ‘bird watchers’ in the ongoing Rump Golden Showers Witch *unt probe. Pap...

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Funny story: Twitter Shuts Up Trump as Trump Shuts Down Gov't.

Twitter Shuts Up Trump as Trump Shuts Down Gov't.

President Donald Trump's tweets went silent at midnight when Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey deleted Trump's account. Despite rumors that Dorsey was reacting to Trump's government shut down because congress wouldn't fund his border wall, Dorsey had another,...

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Funny story: Melania Trump Faces Indictment on Witchcraft

Melania Trump Faces Indictment on Witchcraft

WASHINGTON DC - Representatives for the FBI have announced that First Lady Melania Trump may be implicated on capital crimes related to Witchcraft and Russian Collusion in the 2016 US Presidential Election. Although a large number of law enforcem...

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Funny story: Trump Denies Rumors that He Is the Antichrist

Trump Denies Rumors that He Is the Antichrist

"Nonsense," scoffed President Donald Trump in response to widely-circulating rumors that he may be the Antichrist. “Granted, I may be a little abrasive, but I’m not the Antichrist.” “Or Satan,” he clarified. The rumors that Trump could in fact...

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Funny story: New White House parrot uses Alexa plus offers up foul-mouthed diatribes

New White House parrot uses Alexa plus offers up foul-mouthed diatribes

Thanks to a generous parrot owner in London, the White House now has a new pet—the multi-talented Rocco, including his cursing. With a sigh, Marion Wischnewski, who previously rescued the parrot from a sanctuary where he was being expelled due to...

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Funny story: Trump - A Terrible Human Being, Says His New Chief-of-Staff Mick Mulvaney

Trump - A Terrible Human Being, Says His New Chief-of-Staff Mick Mulvaney

President Donald Trump has chosen his new Chief-of-Staff to replace Gen. John Kelly when the latter leaves the job in January, but some might wonder at his choice of a man, Mick Mulvaney, who already thinks the president is a "terrible human being".

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Funny story: Bugseye Pelosi Dumps A Horse’s Head On Trump’s Bed: Her Mafia Thing

Bugseye Pelosi Dumps A Horse’s Head On Trump’s Bed: Her Mafia Thing

BILLINGSGATE POST: A horse's head is a horse's head, of course, of course. “Donald, I think we have company in our bed.” “Go back to sleep honey. You must be dreaming.” “Donald, there’s a f**king horse’s head next to you.” Reminiscent o...

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Funny story: Mueller wonders whether he should just get up the courage and ask Trump whether he colluded.

Mueller wonders whether he should just get up the courage and ask Trump whether he colluded.

After spending months asking friends of Trump, hinting that he was interested, or hoping he'd make the first move, top sources report Robert Mueller may just go out and ask Trump whether he colluded. "Yeah, I'm tired of dancing around it, and I think...

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