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Funny story: Gordon Brown draws up 'final solution for chavs'

Gordon Brown draws up 'final solution for chavs'

UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown has promised to get tough on crime and antisocial behaviour. In a new initiative, he has announced a plan for special training camps for people with an antisocial behaviour order (ASBO).

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Funny story: Guantanamo suspect locked up

Guantanamo suspect locked up

A suspect released from Guantanamo Bay has been arrested and placed in custody on his return to the UK.

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Funny story: Corn Loses Legal Status as Food

Corn Loses Legal Status as Food

Washington (IPP) - The Federal Food and Drug Administration (FDA) sponsored bill to make corn an illegal food source passed the House of Representatives first reading today and is now on its way to the Senate where passage of the new law is considere...

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Funny story: Jail for Drivers

Jail for Drivers

Opponents of the Government have acted angrily to new laws setting down jail terms of just 2 years for a range of motoring offences.

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Funny story: Channel 4 To Host General Election - Simon Cowell and Jeremy Clarkson to Judge

Channel 4 To Host General Election - Simon Cowell and Jeremy Clarkson to Judge

In a joint statement with Downing Street Channel 4 have been declared winners of the hotly contested bid to run the next UK General Election.

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Funny story: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant - fears for safety from demented sister Britney

Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant - fears for safety from demented sister Britney

16 year old Zooey 101 'actress', Jamie Lynn Spears is reportedly pregnant, but that is the least of her worries.

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Funny story: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer dies of alcoholism

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer dies of alcoholism

Rudolph, the famous beacon nosed reindeer who helped Santa Claus guide his sleigh during a treacherous winter night some 60 years ago, has died of alcoholism. He was 73.

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Funny story: "Santa" Cheney says naughty children could be waterboarded

"Santa" Cheney says naughty children could be waterboarded

At this year's holiday party for Vice President Cheney's staff, the VP himself donned the baggy red and white Santa suit and "Ho, ho, ho'd" his way around the room. After passing out presents to the children, Santa Cheney assemb...

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Funny story: Footballer Cries Rape

Footballer Cries Rape

A 19 year old Manchester United player has made allegations of sexual harassment after a Christmas shindig that went wrong.

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Funny story: Queen To Become Oldest Living Monarch

Queen To Become Oldest Living Monarch

Queen Elizabeth II was set Thursday to become Britain's oldest monarch, overtaking her great-great grandmother Queen Victoria amid signs the royal family is preparing for life after 81-year-old "Lillibet".

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Funny story: Princess Diana Inquest Gets Even More Unnecessarily Gory

Princess Diana Inquest Gets Even More Unnecessarily Gory

The inquest into the deaths of Princess Diana and her boyfriend Dodi al-Fayed has descended into a veritable horrorshow of blood and gore, according to witnesses.

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Funny story: Ron Paul Lambasts Senate As World's Last Free Tuna Taken Into Captivity

Ron Paul Lambasts Senate As World's Last Free Tuna Taken Into Captivity

A Tuna which is believed to be the last free fish of its kind in the world, has been captured in a net by local fisherpeople in the Philippines.

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Funny story: More "US" troops for Iraq - Secret deal has India sending Killer Macaca regiment

More "US" troops for Iraq - Secret deal has India sending Killer Macaca regiment

In a follow-up to fellow TheSpoof.com writer - Con Chapman's article on India seeking US help in routing out monkeys that have occupied government buildings, comes word of a new Indo-US deal.

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Funny story: Pharmaceutical Manufacturer Lists Hooker Phone Numbers on Pill Jar

Pharmaceutical Manufacturer Lists Hooker Phone Numbers on Pill Jar

Little Rocks, Illinois (IPP) - A pharmaceutical corporation which manufactures and markets drugs to combat erectile dysfunction (ED) is placing the 1-800 phone numbers of hookers on the side of their pill jars.

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Funny story: Vladimir Putin Wants Guitar Hero For Christmas

Vladimir Putin Wants Guitar Hero For Christmas

Moscow, Russia (IPP) - News sources have learned that Vladimir Putin threw a tantrum the other day in a Russian Walmart when his mother refused to buy him a Guitar Hero set.

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Funny story: Home Secretary in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Child Catcher row

Home Secretary in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Child Catcher row

The Home Secretary was under fire again from a High Court Judge for the way in which she deported a 15-year old Iraqi boy.

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Funny story: "Muhammed" Teddy Bear Teacher held more secrets

"Muhammed" Teddy Bear Teacher held more secrets

Gillian Gibbons, the English teacher who got in bother for naming a Teddy Bear "Muhammed" has been found to have a whole "arsenal" of similarly offensively named items in her classroom store cupboard.

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