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Funny story: Smirting costs lives, say ASH

Smirting costs lives, say ASH

In the latest anti-smoking move, the Chief Spokeman For ASH (Action on Smoking and Health) said today that the practice of "smirting" (that is, flirting outside a pub, whilst smoking) was an extreme danger to health.

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Funny story: Fred Thompson's Wife Is A Hottie!

Fred Thompson's Wife Is A Hottie!

(Tennessee) - Former U.S. senator and TV actor, Fred Thompson, was considered a long shot in the 2008 presidential race. Until voters saw his wife. The 40-something Mrs. Thompson, Jeri Kehn, is not only a very good looking blond, she's a former a...

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Funny story: New Sex Toy Set To Take UK BY Storm

New Sex Toy Set To Take UK BY Storm

Sex Shop chain, Anne Summers, has today revealed what it hopes will be its new best seller.

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Funny story: Millionaire, 75, To Wed 21 y.o. Stripper

Millionaire, 75, To Wed 21 y.o. Stripper

(Malibu) - In another example of older man/younger woman relationships, 75-year-old Will Grabbem, of Mailbu, California, is set to wed 21-year-old Igot Implantz, of Santa Monica, next month.

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Funny story: Bill Gates comes in second, along with his baby-batter; stock market worried

Bill Gates comes in second, along with his baby-batter; stock market worried

Beijing, China - Adding insult to injury, Bill Gates got the news just before his tour of China that not only has he lost the coveted top spot of the world's riches man, to Mexican billionaire, Carlos Slim, now he discovers he came in second plac...

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Funny story: Viagara Use Leads to Hand Cramps and Arm Injuries - or - How Aphrodisiacs Can Lead to Blindness and other Injuries

Viagara Use Leads to Hand Cramps and Arm Injuries - or - How Aphrodisiacs Can Lead to Blindness and other Injuries

Viagara Falls, North Carolina - Emergency rooms have reported a large increase in the amount of severe hand cramp injuries and sore shoulders among men using Viagara. They were surprised to find that married men were suffering these injuries at a m...

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Funny story: Marriage Down, Bonking Up

Marriage Down, Bonking Up

New figures show a remorseless dive in the numbers of UK marriages and a massive increase in the birth of babies outside of wedlock.

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Funny story: EastEnders Sex Warnings Applauded By Young Viewers

EastEnders Sex Warnings Applauded By Young Viewers

An attempt by EastEnders producers to warn young people about the dangers of 'sex', was a success, says the BBC, with switchboards jammed and emails pouring in to its website.

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Funny story: Chastity Banned in Secondary Schools

Chastity Banned in Secondary Schools

A teenage girl, known only as Miss Playsfootsie, has been ordered to remove her "chastity ring" at a school in Horsham, West Sussex in case she offends hoardes of already pregnant schoolgirl classmates.

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Funny story: British sex workers healthier plying their trade in neighbours homes

British sex workers healthier plying their trade in neighbours homes

British sex workers have been told to get off the streets and into their neighbours homes, when the neighbours are out.

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Funny story: Lingerie Man Rejects MBE Offer

Lingerie Man Rejects MBE Offer

Joseph Corre, the co-founder of the lingerie brand Agent Provocateur, has refused to accept his MBE, saying that he finds Prime Minister Tony Bliar "morally corrupt".

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Funny story: Aishwarya Rai asked to promote new vibrating condom

Aishwarya Rai asked to promote new vibrating condom

Madhya Pradesh, India - (Ass Mess): Bollywood superstar Aishwarya Rai has been asked to help promote a new vibrating condom as part of the Asian International Safe Sex campaign launched today.

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Funny story: Ordered to by Cheney, Bush Aide Fornicates With Self

Ordered to by Cheney, Bush Aide Fornicates With Self

Deep within the lowest bunkers beneath the White House on Saturday, Vice President Dick Cheney ordered an intern in the employ of the administration to "Go Fuck Himself." To the astonishment of all, the plucky intern did just that, and in...

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Funny story: Sandman Has Sex Change

Sandman Has Sex Change

NEW YORK (AP Newsliar) -- The evil supervillain known as "Sandman", an arch-enemy of Spiderman, has undergone a sex change operation and wishes to be known henceforth as "Sandwoman".

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Funny story: QE2 sold to become floating brothel in Dubai

QE2 sold to become floating brothel in Dubai

London - (Ass mess): Now the carnival really is over for the luxury Cunard liner the QE2 as its owners the Carnival Group has announced that it has been sold to the Dubai World Company to become a floating brothel moored off the Palm Jumeirah develop...

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Funny story: Rash hour flashing judge faces more accusers

Rash hour flashing judge faces more accusers

London - (Ass Mess): Just days after being let off the hook in court for a series of penis exposures on a packed London commuter train Judge Sir Stephen Richards faces two more accusers who say he exposed himself to them and that they videoed the who...

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Funny story: Senior sex flasher cleared of judge allegations

Senior sex flasher cleared of judge allegations

London - (Ass Mess): One of the UK's most senior sex flashers has been cleared of exposing himself as an Appeal Court Judge to a woman on a packed commmuter train.

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