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Funny story: Football supporters' coaches to have privacy glass installed

Football supporters' coaches to have privacy glass installed

After a severe pile up on the M25 last week, emergency legislation is being rushed through parliament to force the installation of privacy glass on all football supporters' coaches. "We were lucky this time," said Transport Minister, Hilary Dale.

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Funny story: Wantaway striker Carlos Tevez hires Scargill

Wantaway striker Carlos Tevez hires Scargill

Manchester City and Argentina forward Carlos Tevez has signed up former strike leader Arthur Scargill to organise a march in his name. The scarfaced player is fed up with the backlash since his apparent refusal to play against Bayern Munich in the...

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Funny story: Smaller Professional Soccer Pitches Being Considered By FIFA!

Smaller Professional Soccer Pitches Being Considered By FIFA!

Professional football stadiums will have to use much smaller pitches than are currently used for playing matches if FIFA, the governing body of the sport, passes a new rule currently being considered in Zurich. The idea to make the professional socce...

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Funny story: Surprise Striker Selection For Manchester United Vs Basel

Surprise Striker Selection For Manchester United Vs Basel

Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson has announced a surprise selection for his named striker in the Champion's League match against Basel at Old Trafford. After losing stars Wayne Rooney and Javier Hernandez to injury, Ferguson was said to be...

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Funny story: Mexican kidnappers kidnap Dimitar Berbatov!

Mexican kidnappers kidnap Dimitar Berbatov!

Dimitar Berbatov has been kidnapped by Mexican kidnappers demanding that he remains on the bench at United and when allowed to play, play like he did Saturday, crap! The kidnappers are members of the dangerous, brutal and very nasty gang called: T...

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Funny story: Manchester City And Everton "Not Massive - But What Is It Then?"

Manchester City And Everton "Not Massive - But What Is It Then?"

Classification of football matches needs to be standardized and clarified according to a top observer. The call follows Sky Sports' coverage of Saturday's early match between Manchester City and Everton. City ran out 2-0 winners and went to the to...

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Funny story: Harry Redknapp to be nationalised

Harry Redknapp to be nationalised

Following the unsuccessful bid by the club to buy the Oympic Stadium, Tottenham Hotspur have announced today that manager Harry Redknapp will be floated on the stock market in a move that is expected to lead to changes in the contracts of several oth...

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Funny story: Devil Worshippers Hit Out At Rangers FC's Sectarian Policy

Devil Worshippers Hit Out At Rangers FC's Sectarian Policy

Scottish Satanists have hit out at Rangers football and are said to be "livid" over their apparent sectarian policy over the signing of Satanists, Pagans and Occultists. Representatives of The Scottish Satanist and Luciferian Group are said to be...

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Funny story: Owen Hargreaves is back and England "kneeds" you!

Owen Hargreaves is back and England "kneeds" you!

Lazarus, better known as Owen Hargreaves, is back and Man Utd boss, Sir Alex Ferguson, eat your heart out. Because he's now playing for their noisy neighbours and main competitors for the title, Man City. Man Utd didn't "kneed" Hargreaves any more...

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Funny story: Arsene Wenger Has Gone Completely Mental - Says Bishop Of Dorking

Arsene Wenger Has Gone Completely Mental - Says Bishop Of Dorking

Under fire Arsenal boss, Arsene Wenger may have enjoyed a resounding endorsement from the club's directors following Arsenal's appalling run of recent form, over approximately the last six years, but the Bishop Of Dorking remains firmly convinced tha...

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Funny story: Colin Wanker following Joey Barton on Twitter

Colin Wanker following Joey Barton on Twitter

QPR manager Neil Warnock has gone 'underground' to monitor his players off-the-field activities. "I have signed up on Twitter using an anagram and I am analysing their tweeted conversations without them knowing" revealed Colin Wanker. Warnock has...

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Funny story: Wolves given Twitter lesson by QPR

Wolves given Twitter lesson by QPR

Wolves manager Mick McCarthy has blamed Twitter after his team were clinically deconstructed by QPR with tweets from @Joey7Barton, @alefaurlin and @RealDJCampbell. "QPR were just too articulate for us today" said a speechless McCarthy, who has banned...

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Funny story: QPR star Adel Taarabt considers name change

QPR star Adel Taarabt considers name change

QPR playmaker Adel Taarabt is considering changing his name - because he's getting fed up with people mispronouncing it. "Everyone gets it wrong, it's pronounced 'Ter-rat' - but hardly anyone says it properly," he said after finishing training tod...

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Funny story: QPR schemer Joey Barton 'not obsessed by Twitter' claims agent

QPR schemer Joey Barton 'not obsessed by Twitter' claims agent

After another controversial weekend on the Twitter front, Joey Barton's agent has claimed his player is not overly obsessed by Twitter, in fact it actually helps him stay away from more trouble. "Joey's a good lad, so what if he likes to 'Tweet' n...

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Funny story: Astonishing scoreline at Old Trafford: Man Utd 25-Chelsea 24 and they were just the misses!

Astonishing scoreline at Old Trafford: Man Utd 25-Chelsea 24 and they were just the misses!

The Premier league game between Man Utd and Chelsea was absolutely flabbergasting as both teams put on an astonishing performance in how to miss 100% chances. TV fans and fans lucky enough to have witnessed this crazy game live saw both sets of p...

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Funny story: NFL Set To Investigate Reports of Romo's Testosterone Shots Prior to Game Time!

NFL Set To Investigate Reports of Romo's Testosterone Shots Prior to Game Time!

Dallas Cowboy's Q-Back (no pun intended) is said to be a target of an investigation of the NFL's Drug Police after it was revealed that the effeminate, fumble fingered signal caller had resorted to several shots of testosterone prior to Sunday's ga...

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Funny story: Man United - They Do What They Want - Like Stuff Chelsea 3-1

Man United - They Do What They Want - Like Stuff Chelsea 3-1

It may be early days yet, but it seems that Man United just do what they want, when they want, and there doesn't seem to be too much that anyone can do about it. Today's game against Chelsea was hyped up to high heaven as youth versus experience,...

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