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Funny story: Huckabee Counters Ron Paul, Returns Albino Philanderer Donation

Huckabee Counters Ron Paul, Returns Albino Philanderer Donation

Republican presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee has received a $1000 campaign contribution from a known albino sex addict and says he plans to return "every red-eyed cent." Charles Mugsby, owner of the lurid, adults-only site WhiteRide.com ex...

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Funny story: The First Noel

The First Noel

A frightful feud has arisen between Noel Edmonds (cuddly game show host) and Noel Fielding (effeminate yet oddly appealing comedian) about who has been the first person to make the name Noel cool.

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Funny story: Why God will never allow Jesus to return - new scroll unearthed at Jerusalem dig reveals God's final Word to Man.

Why God will never allow Jesus to return - new scroll unearthed at Jerusalem dig reveals God's final Word to Man.

Christians all over the world have long awaited the Second Coming of the Messiah. American televangelists have readied their 'fateful' flock to go to Israel and convert all Jews to the one true religion - Americanism - with the return of Jes...

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Funny story: Santa in missing details row

Santa in missing details row

Santa Claus was at the centre of a new row after it was announced that his staff had lost the names of billions of children who had been naughty or nice over the last year.

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Funny story: Britain's Prisons to Close

Britain's Prisons to Close

Today the government hinted that it is not interested in people who are given custodial sentences of less than a year anyway, so why should they be interested in those with 10 years either?...

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Funny story: Vice President Cheney Goes Hunting Tragedy Results

Vice President Cheney Goes Hunting Tragedy Results

The United States Fish and Wildlife Service Special Agents based in Arkansas reported that a hunting tragedy has occurred during the latest hunting expedition mounted by Vice President Cheney.

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Funny story: Senator Ted Stevens Flexes Muscle Senator Kennedy Outraged

Senator Ted Stevens Flexes Muscle Senator Kennedy Outraged

In yet another very crafty move, Senator Ted Stevens, republican Alaska, deftly supplanted an eleventh hour earmark into a seemingly innocent bill.

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Funny story: White House Unveils the President's New Bill of Wrongs

White House Unveils the President's New Bill of Wrongs

Dana Perino, the White House Press Secretary, at a news conference today in the West Wing announced that President Bush had issued a new Executive Order to combat his Global War on Terrorâ„¢.

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Funny story: Magician Sought by Capital Police

Magician Sought by Capital Police

Washington, DC - Yesterday evening, as President Bush concluded his town hall meeting on taxation and crime, he mingled with the attendees on the South Lawn. The meeting was intended to demonstrate citizen participation in the political process, so W...

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Funny story: Boy sold on Internet Auction Site

Boy sold on Internet Auction Site

For the first time ever, a four year old child has been sold on an internet auction site.

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Funny story: Ginger Spice Arrested on Terrorism Charges

Ginger Spice Arrested on Terrorism Charges

Geri Halliwell from The Spice Girls has been arrested by anti-terrorism officers on charges of "planning a terror attack".

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Funny story: Prostitution To Become Illegal In UK

Prostitution To Become Illegal In UK

There was a 'backbench revolt' in the House of Commons this afternoon when it was announced by Minister for Pleasure Alan Perve that Prostitution, the oldest trade in the world, is to become...

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Funny story: Lily Allen Pregnant (Or Is She?)

Lily Allen Pregnant (Or Is She?)

Lily Allen, the new Princess of Pop, has claimed that she is pregnant in an attempt to rid herself of the title of ... Health experts, though, are not convinced, and say it could be a 'front' for her continued and unmanageabl...

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Funny story: Norman Mailer May Have Gotten 'Whacked'

Norman Mailer May Have Gotten 'Whacked'

New York, NY (Times Staff Reporter) - One month after it began, the investigation into writer Norman Mailer's death is far from complete. Authorities immediately questioned "renal failure" as the manner of death. Although Mr. Mailer d...

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Funny story: Former Basketball Stars Provide Surprise Role in U.S. Presidency Run

Former Basketball Stars Provide Surprise Role in U.S. Presidency Run

Iowa, US and A (Reuterus) - William 'Jefferson' Clinton and Earvin 'Magic' Johnson recently began appearing together in a show of support for Hillary 'Rodham' Clinton. Though it may surprise some voters, the prominent friends...

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Funny story: SPOOF Language

SPOOF Language

Kyrgyz Republic - As the Scientists for the Prevention of Outdated and Foolish Language (SPOOF Language) prepare to meet for the 2007 World Summit, a last-minute participant has requested to join the Summit and to push their agenda to the top. The ef...

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Funny story: Guantanamo detainee planned Queens Christmas speech hijack

Guantanamo detainee planned Queens Christmas speech hijack

It has been revealed that Jamil El-Banna, the recently released detainee from Guantanamo Bay was planning to infiltrate Buckingham Palace's security defences on Christmas Day, over-power her Corgi's and then, disguised as the Queen, present a...

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