Secaucus NJ: The Hoboken Institute of Standards Technology (HIST) has released the latest political and pop culture measurement units. HIST updates this list every 10 years to keep up with the happenings in Washington DC and Hollywood. For those readers not familiar with such a list here is an example; 1 Hitler is the absolute measurement of evil in the world, thus a number of milli or micro Hi...
Most of you will have heard of the expression "Sent to Coventry" which means being shunned by society and treated like an outcast. John was sent to Bridgend from Coventry in 1970 and had another kind of experience. John was a gifted child with an underlying brain condition and from 1973 as he started growing up he endured twenty years of oppression, bullying, undermining and was treated as a...
CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - Long time Senator John Edwards political aide Andy Oldenburger has just written a riveting expose on the man whom he looked upon as a brother. Oldenburger, who was in charge of Senator Edwards' 2008 political campaign b...
Delegates at the annual Liberal Democrat party conference in Bournemouth were stunned into silence earlier today when party leader Nick Clegg made the wild assertion that he would become the next Prime Minister of Great Britain. Minutes later, how...
Despite trillions of dollars of debt, struggling attempts at something very similar to socialized healthcare, and more troubles than you can, quote, "shake a stick at," the United States Congress has found an even more important issue that needs to b...
Faced with mounting evidence that ACORN employees all over the country have been using their positions to further tax evasion, smuggling, child slavery, encouraging prostitution rings, and not turning off the lights when leaving the room, the executi...
Jimmy Carter has upset the apple cart by calling Obama a racist and without batting an eyelid, Obama agreed. The world misinterpreted "Peanut Butter" Jimmy when he mumbled the word Racist in congress, they thought that Racists were trying to hinde...
Friends, I write to you with a skip in my step and a song in my heart. Why, you ask? Because I can hear the sounds of democracy, even from where I sit. At this very moment the shrill, incessant cries of the Tea Party Express ringing in my ears. I don't mind, although some people just don't seem to understand. When I had some friends over recently, they asked why they could hear the yowls of kitten...
The conservatives today have unveiled plans which they hope will win them the next election. In a bid to run the next government, David Cameron has cloned himself an evil twin. The twins will live and also debate together jointly in Prime Minis...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - A firestorm erupted this week as schoolchildren blasted conservative efforts to portray President Obama's "pep talk to America's students" as a way to spread his radical ideology. The address planned for Tuesday, said Obama, is...
Much like the Teaparty Express, the leftwing cannibals are showing up to fight for their cause. However, it would appear that they intend to get a great deal more physical than their rightwing counterparts. Their slogan: Bring about peace, eat a p...
This morning's Today programme "interview" of Dark Lord Peter Mangelson has resulted in the Business Secretary being sectioned under the Mental Health Act. Repeatedly during the interview, the recently created peer interrupted and argued with hims...
Clark Kent and Superman are never seen together, and for a very simple reason; they are the same person. Neither House Squeaker Nancy Pelosi nor television anchor woman Jane Pauley have ever been seen together. Are they, as many have claimed, the s...
Nancy Pelosi, US Speaker of the House, was killed Wednesday evening during a debate on National Health Care. Her head exploded. C-Span televised the Speaker's final moments as she shouted to House Republicans, "Fuck off, you pricks; we got the vote...
President Obama launched his 2012 campaign fund raiser Monday evening at the K Street Hooters in Washington, DC. Chief among items for sale is an orange tee shirt with Obama's likeness and the phrase "I boned your mamma!" in large black letters.
Henry McMaster, The attorney general for South Carolina issued a statement today about why he is trying to get Craigslist and the Constitution of the United States shut down. Henry McMaster stated, "We need to fight these prostitution rings both o...
Washington, DC is in a state of shock today due to the revealation that House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin were caught with their pants down, so to speak, in a posh Georgetown hotel. The two were discovered by hotel detect...
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