A massive search is underway for 25 to 30 hunters stranded in sub-freezing conditions somewhere in the northern Arizona wilderness. Rescue teams from the Coconino County Sheriff's Department and other agencies have canvassed the region in hopes of...
In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. They promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, they survive in an old folks home in Scranton, Pennsylvania. Being too old to continue mercenarying If you have a problem, if no-one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire their sons...
Washington - A Rassmushen poll recently published shows American President Barack Obama's approval rating has plummeted in recent weeks. This comes in spite of his well received acceptance speech this week upon being presented the distinguished Nobel...
World leaders have come together today to discuss where to go with the policies on climate change. The meeting has taken place ahead of the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change in Copenhagen next week. The meeting was held in p...
WASHINGTON, DC - After extensive discussion on the Health Care Bill, Harry Reid has announced that "everything everyone wants" will be in the final legislation. By using "triggers" and vague nonexistent government positions and committees to dete...
Stoke, UK. The authorities, i.e. Police, Army, Oxfam volunteers, are warning all citizens to stay in their homes tonight following the gruesome death toll wrought by what some are describing as the "undead". In unprecedented events, around an est...
In another example of 'Health and Safety gone mad', a town council has banned this morning's Remembrance Day parade on the grounds of 'pins given out with poppies can cause eye-injuries to children - or something.' The town council of Felcham, K...
Popular Fox "News" Commentator Bill O'Reilly launched an astonishing attack on American President Barack Obama today. "The Russians and the Chinese have less regulation and more freedom of trade than we do. If I was dying of heart disease, and co...
Yorkshire, ENGLAND: Arthur Scargill the former British trade union and political party leader has hit out at his critics of the 1984-85 miners' strike. Arthur Scargill the President of the National Union of Mineworkers (NUM) from 1981 to 2000 and b...
The Leader of the British National Party Nick Griffen, has brushed aside criticism over his appearance on popular BBC Current Affairs Programme Question Time. "I must admit I was extremely nervous before going on the show. I thought I would have...
The Republican Party is outraged by the taking away of over half a million votes during the upcoming 2012 Presidential election over what Lowton claims is cheating. "It was obvious", claims Lowton. "Every single Republican candidate has been plag...
Ponderosa, Texas - George P. Bush is young, telegenic and in a deliberate plan to appeal to America's fastest growing minority, half-Hispanic. He is also in the Reserves, carrying on the proud tradition of keeping American towns free of aggressive i...
The new manifesto promise by Labour to add a tax of £1 on each toilet roll sold in the UK has been dismissed by David Cameron as, "taxing crap". The controversial measure announced by Gordon Brown earlier in the week was launched as a "flagship ma...
Pressure group Down With Fascism, who have been instrumental in organising angry protests against the British National Party, have today announced that they are ceasing operations with immediate effect. The surprise announcement comes in the wake...
Today Esther Rantzen launched her campaign to be Member of Parliament for Luton South. Rantzen, famous for hosting TV's That's Life, believes that she is the ideal candidate for Luton. The town has been voted the most crap town in the UK and That's L...
A radical cleric is to lead 5000 extremists in an unprecedented march across London, it was announced today. The cleric, known best for his calls for Shari'ah Law and the death penalty for failure to possess a prayer mat, will lead his followers f...
The government today called for a new tax to be levied on the intellectually gifted, with the aim of helping those with a lesser degree of intellect. Labour deputy leader Harriet Harman explained, "It is fundamentally unfair that some people are m...
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