The presidential election is fundamentally over and Barack Obama has won the White House and Air Force One. Much like '88 presidential contender Michael Dukakis, wearing the inverted soup-bowl hat while sitting in a M1 Abrams tank, Mitt Romney bids g...
BILLINGSGATE POST - George Clooney, without a date for the White House Correspondent's Dinner because Stacy Keibler had stiffed him at the last minute, was genuinely tickled when the President offered him an opportunity to share the Lincoln bedroom w...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The secret service is doing it's very best to keep a certain late night White House Oval Office incident secret. According to a very reliable, inside source who did not want her name revealed, President Obama's mother-in-law, Ma...
Washington DC: President Obama has issued an executive order that all US civilian federal employees (civil service, political appointees, elected officials) and military personnel must become monastic (male and female monks) to retain their jobs.
BILLINGSGATE POST - The Pentagon is currently deciding what disciplinary action will be taken for President Obama's gloating over his successful assassination of Osama bin Laden twelve months ago. Just recently, the four Marines snipers who were p...
That infamous actor Gary Busey once said, "The wonderful wacky world of politics is kinda like a great big bowl of fruit. Some of the fruits are apples, some are bananas, some are lemons, some are kumquats, and some are coconuts but the bottom line is that they are all friggin fruit." Here are some statements, comments, sayings, rants, quotes, diatribes, observations, tirades, harangues, and st...
Now days Mr. Obama's wardrobe is more likely to have orginated at Hot Topic rather than Brooks Brothers, and his constantly changing hair styles range from Tu Pac Gangsta Rap Star spikes to Bob Marley-esque Reggae dreadlocks. A lot of men go throu...
Fox News' most demented commentator has made his most outrageous attempt yet to discredit President Obama by claiming that he is an alien sent from Mars to destroy the USA. Ranting on his daily Conservative propaganda juggernaut, Ronald Reagan wan...
BILLINGSGATE POST - Obama's chief advisor, David Axelrod, told CNN's "State of the Union" today that the President has decided to dissolve the Secret Service and replace it with an Imperial Palace Eunuch Corps. Barney Frank is to be named Eunuch Cza...
Immediately following a lengthy meeting in the Oval Office with the Director of the U.S. Secret Service Mark J. Sullivan, President Obama decided to order a hooker. Sources say his meeting with Sullivan lasted nearly four hours. It follows a rece...
(Washington, DC) - Today, Barack Obama announced that he will continue to work with Cuba to restore communication in order for the United States to gain access to Cuba's FarmVille resources. Secretary of Homeland Security, Janet A. Napolitano, wa...
New York, NY With the Romney campaign entering full Vice-Presidential Candidate search mode, our investigative reporting uncovered a document floating a surprising name as a potential candidate: Ted Nugent. After much snooping, we retrieved a...
BILLINGSGATE POST - President Obama reveals he was fed dog meat as a young boy in Indonesia while living with his stepfather, Lolo Soetoro. Has anyone seen Bo lately? Small wonder that Michelle has a court order prohibiting Barack from seeing Bo un...
While America is known for its widespread voter apathy, recently reported levels of sheer voter ignorance still managed to astound long-time political analysts when polls revealed that nearly 72% of Americans believe that the 2012 presidential electi...
Washington, D.C.-Bararck Obama will make a three day visit to the United States next month as part of a whirlwind tour of the Americas. The visit, scheduled for May 25th through the 28th, will be only the fourth visit by Mr. Obama to the United State...
Washington DC: Based on recommendations of the US Fish and Wildlife Service (FWS) President Obama has placed the Nauga on the endangered species list (ESL). The endangered species act (ESA) was passed by Congress in 1973. The USFWS can decide to...
WASHINGTON --- President Obama has appointed a Blue Ribbon Commission to investigate the integrity of the Secret Service, following reports of $47 happy meals with hookers in Cartagena, Columbia.
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