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Funny story: Husband guilty of sexual breach of the peace for making love to wife in hotel room

Husband guilty of sexual breach of the peace for making love to wife in hotel room

Following last week's loony decision by a sheriff in Scotland that a man who masturbated with a bicycle in a hotel room was guilty of sexual breach of the peace, another sheriff has found an Englishman guilty of...

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Funny story: Hundreds Injured at Royal Sex Event

Hundreds Injured at Royal Sex Event

BUENOS AIRES - During a press conference this morning attended by hundreds of print, internet, and TV reporters, TheSpoof.com announced publication of a new tell-all book dealing with the sex habits of several of the world's remaining Royal fami...

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Funny story: Battle Of The Sexes Continues, At The Mall

Battle Of The Sexes Continues, At The Mall

NEW YORK - Both men and women shop, a lot, but a report commissioned by the Consumer's Association of America found some surprising differences between the sexes in terms of how we shop.

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Funny story: Man Cuckolded - Not As Funny As It Sounds

Man Cuckolded - Not As Funny As It Sounds

TALLAHASSEE - A Florida man is definitely not laughing after being made a cuckold by his wife of five years. For those of you who are uneducated, and I know there are a lot, a cuckold is a husband whose wife was boned by another dude (clearly not a...

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Funny story: British Paedos To Have Special 'Holiday Camps' In Thailand

British Paedos To Have Special 'Holiday Camps' In Thailand

British paedophiles heading to Thailand will in the future be housed in 'special holiday camps' currently being built by Thai developers.

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Funny story: Over 60s Now More Sexually Active Than Ever

Over 60s Now More Sexually Active Than Ever

People in the over 60s age group are now more sexually active than their younger counterparts, according to a bloke in the pub.

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Funny story: "Possession is 9/10th's of the Law" Claims man Possessed by James Brown

"Possession is 9/10th's of the Law" Claims man Possessed by James Brown

A legal dispute is imminent between the State of California and a British upperclass man claiming to be possessed by the spirit of James Brown.

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Funny story: Vegetarians have better sex

Vegetarians have better sex

Washington, D.C. - You may never look at a turnip the same way again, and according to the latest studies, carrots are not only good for your eyes, they can make you a virtual love machine. "The only real side effect of doubling up ones carrot...

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Funny story: On-The-Jobseekers Allowance withdrawn unless women strip @ £8 per hour

On-The-Jobseekers Allowance withdrawn unless women strip @ £8 per hour

London - (Stark Raving Bonkers Mess): An official government On-The-Job Centre employment orifice in Cardiff has advertised for unemployed women to strip as £8-an-hour 'webcam performers'.

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Funny story: Australian miners get foreplay grooming tips

Australian miners get foreplay grooming tips

Sydney, Australia - (Ass Mess): Australian coal miners at the Bulge Pit in Northern Sydney are being given foreplay tips in an attempt to boost productivity.

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Funny story: Florida Hosts Underwater Pumpkin-Shagging Contest

Florida Hosts Underwater Pumpkin-Shagging Contest

Key Largo, Florida - (Ass mess): Not content to shag their Halloween pumpkins in the traditional way, some local Key Largo divers are staging an innovative shag-your-pumpkin underwater contest this year.

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Funny story: Sex More Popular Than Ever - Claim

Sex More Popular Than Ever - Claim

Sex is more popular than ever, claims a report, in some cases even outstripping football as the hobby of choice.

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Funny story: Teen Sex Survey Has Area Man Re-thinking "The Whole Kid Thing"

Teen Sex Survey Has Area Man Re-thinking "The Whole Kid Thing"

Dallas, TX -- Twenty eight year old electronics salesperson Lance Vaughn has always had a vision for his life. This vision consisted of the time honored series of events like graduation from college, settling down with a nice girl, and raising a sma...

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Funny story: Hookers To Host Fundraiser For Hillary

Hookers To Host Fundraiser For Hillary

(New York) - More than 100 of New York's finest call girls are holding a 3-day fundraiser this weekend for presidential front runner, Hillary Clinton.

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Funny story: Banned TheSpoof.com stories to be published

Banned TheSpoof.com stories to be published

Sickening and degrading tales from theSpoof.com's vaults of infamy are to be unleashed on the viewing public on Halloween eve.

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Funny story: Nonce-sense

Nonce-sense

Paedophiles as young as 16 have been caught having sex with girls only 16 years old it was revealed today on reliable news source 'Cash In The Attic'. This shock revelation comes after recent allegations that a History teacher in Upper Jimsho...

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Funny story: Republicans Have Kinkier Sex Lives

Republicans Have Kinkier Sex Lives

BLOOMINGTON, IN -- Researchers at Indiana University's Kinsey Institute for Research in Sex, Gender and Reproduction have released the results of a fifteen year sex study that shows that while people who typically vote Democrat appear to have a l...

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