The voters have spoken, and for the first time since 1972 the Kennedy/Liberal/Democratic machine took on water, sunk, and just like Teddy those many years ago, Obama claims he tried to save it but then just walked away leaving it to suffer a silent d...
Boston, MS: Democratic National Committee campaign strategists are rushing today to explain the unexpectedly strong showing by Republican Scott Brown in the Massachusetts special election to fill the seat of the late Senator Edward Kennedy. Repu...
The highly volatile marriage between Scotland and England was brought into focus again last night in front of scandal-hungry celebrity reporters at a glamour ball in Woodburn Miners' Club, Dalkeith. Having spent the night being wined and dined by...
Every government or private sector department needs a strategic plan, whether they realise this or not. Many departments even get their act together to actually produce such a plan. The process usually followed is the six-step plan originally devised by Procrastinus in the early part of the Holy Roman Empire. Step 1 The executive management team get together when the realisation dawns that...
A strange thing happened to the Martha Coakley cavalcade as it headed to a rally in Fall River Massachusetts today, when a confused bus driver took a wrong turn and wound up in the unmarked suburb of East Providence, R.I. Coakley's Campaign Aides,...
The citizens will be the big winners in 2010 and Obamacare will be the final straw that breaks Harry Reid's back. He will attempt still another devious abuse of the Senate rules out of view of the American people and this time it will backfire. H...
U.S. President Barack Obama admitted today that he responded swiftly and competently to the disaster in Haiti solely for the purpose of annoying his critics. "My first impulse was to go have birthday cake with John McCain," Obama told reporters, "...
Warning: The following may not be suited for people who are not able to tolerate sometimes negative, sometimes mean and always sarcastic political wit. Change channels now! I am not advocating physical violence against any of the characters in this essay, nor am I advocating any particular racial bias. It's SATIRE, so get over it. The citizens will be the big winners in 2010 and Obamacare wil...
In what may be the year's biggest political news, leaked internal memos show that Civic Action Group is the real force behind the T-Bagger movement! A memo titled: Project Trojan Horse, Destroying The Republican Party, was developed in early 2009...
For centuries they have gone by the name of 'politician's' but this, it turns out, has just been a horrible, horrible mistake for they are in fact just a pack of 'Pricks'. Those rosette-wearing twats that come around to your door with the intentio...
Former Governor Sarah Palin announced today that she is quitting Fox News after a highly successful term of accepting a job there but before actually starting her job. "This mavericky success I am proud to take credit, for hiring the right people,...
Anonymous sources say that Tina Fey will replace Sarah Palin at the T-Baggers convention in February but most of the attendees will not know it isn't Palin. Insiders say that Palin has told them she just couldn't do it. "I am sick of them" Palin...
In a startling announcement that was sure to anger many in Nashville and around the country, the executive committee for The T-Bagger convention in Nashville have requested the City Council in that city to establish "Whites Only" sections of the city...
Joseph Lieberman...known by his friends as 'Joey'... is famous on Capitol Hill for the pale, false smile, pasted on his face. Some have noted, that it is an insipid, and exaggerated smile ... intoning an effort to present a happy countenace, by an...
Monroeville, PA - A group calling itself 'Deadizens of America' has been campaigning vigorously for the right to vote. The group, led by Morgana Entwhistle, has been protesting in front of the Monroeville Mall holding signs and placards for over...
Unemployed Americans, and those soon to be unemployed, can now download an iPhone App to help them cope with having their jobs shipped overseas, their tax dollars given to the bankers running our economy and their very lives sold to billionaires in n...
ANTANANARIVO - Madagascar's president has formally rejected internationally brokered power-sharing deals and said any attempt by the opposition to form a parliament this week would be illegal. "I am very clever king... tok tok tok tok... I am supe...
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