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Funny story: Obama can not recall where he was born

Obama can not recall where he was born

Washington, DC - The President held a surprise press conference this morning for a small group of reporters. There he was asked if he really knew where he was born. "I can't actually remember where I was born", the President replied to the report...

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Funny story: According to Recent Studies, Ten out of Ten Americans are Lazy

According to Recent Studies, Ten out of Ten Americans are Lazy

According to a recent study, America is the first 100% lazy country. Steven J. Henrickson Ph.D. (Britain's top researcher of American habits) conducted the study by asking five hundred Americans to do simple tasks, such as changing the television...

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Funny story: Obama Sues Noam Chomsky, Chris Hedges and Cornel West for Making Him Look Bad by Challenging National Defense Authorization Act

Obama Sues Noam Chomsky, Chris Hedges and Cornel West for Making Him Look Bad by Challenging National Defense Authorization Act

Following a court decision striking down as unconstitutional a provision in the National Defense Authorization Act, President Barack Obama, who signed the NDAA into law, filed a defamation lawsuit against the plaintiffs in the case. In his complaint,...

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Funny story: Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio Blames The Arizona Wildfires on President Obama And The Democrats

Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio Blames The Arizona Wildfires on President Obama And The Democrats

CROWN KING, Arizona - It is just about summertime and that means two things; hurricanes and wildfires. Arizona has not been hit with a hurricane since 1967, when Hurricane Mazola slammed into Tombstone knocking down power lines, saguaro cactuses,...

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Funny story: Democratic Presidential Campaign Strategy "Evolving"

Democratic Presidential Campaign Strategy "Evolving"

Washington DC: VP Biden let the proverbial cat out of the bag when he said he's "absolutely comfortable" with gay couples who marry getting the same civil rights and liberties as heterosexual couples. This statement has led President Obama to reconsi...

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Funny story: Obama and Biden Exchange Campaign Roles

Obama and Biden Exchange Campaign Roles

Surprise! It's a campaign switcheroo. In the upcoming November election, the Democratic ticket will be: Joseph Biden running for president and Barack Obama running for vice-president, not the reverse. The two men agreed to the switch after B...

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Funny story: Obama to Support "Owner Pet Marriages"

Obama to Support "Owner Pet Marriages"

President Barack Obama on Monday could add more insight into his decision today to support "Owner Pet Marriages" when he holds fundraisers in New York with Pet Food Industry Leaders. Some White House officials have said that Obama initially intend...

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Funny story: 10 Thoughts On Gay Marriage

10 Thoughts On Gay Marriage

* I'm Right Behind It. * Marriage is all about love and security, and in a gay marriage, you can be sure your partner is watching your back. * The term Gay Marriage just needs a more positive image, a user friendly name - how about borrowing the word 'bromance' from Hollywood. * Gay Marriage = Two Stag Nights! * On Sunday Joe Biden says he's comfortable with gay marriage, the next day...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney's High School Bullying Still Not as Bad as Obama Claiming Power to Kill Any American Citizen at Any Time Without Judicial Review, Say People with Brains

Mitt Romney's High School Bullying Still Not as Bad as Obama Claiming Power to Kill Any American Citizen at Any Time Without Judicial Review, Say People with Brains

In light of Mitt Romney's revealed bullying of a gay student while in high school, people with operative brain power and the ability to read a newspaper have noted that, despite the gravity of restraining somebody and forcibly cutting their hair, it...

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Funny story: Gays Say Position on Obama Evolving

Gays Say Position on Obama Evolving

Gay People have announced that their views on President Obama are "evolving" and they now think his presidency is, now that they think about it, inevitable. Vice President Joe Biden made it so Sunday, when he remarked almost casually that he had...

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Funny story: Executive order mandates socialized canines

Executive order mandates socialized canines

WASHINGTON DC - Congress was bypassed on yet another front this morning as the President signed an executive order, number K9666, requiring all dogs in the United States be socialized. As the President signed the order, sporting a bandage on his l...

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Funny story: Underwear Outed by U.S. Law; Madonna Approves

Underwear Outed by U.S. Law; Madonna Approves

Citing increased concerns about threats posed by underwear bombers, the U.S. Congress passed a new law this week: Americans must wear underwear OUTSIDE clothes. Hiding it is no longer an option. The new law has received mixed reviews. Enterta...

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Funny story: Barack Obama Announces Engagement Of Sheriff Joe Arpaio And Eric Holder

Barack Obama Announces Engagement Of Sheriff Joe Arpaio And Eric Holder

BILLINGSGATE POST - In a speech before the National Scissor Butt Thesbians and Lisping Sportswriters of America, President Obama announced today that America's toughest sheriff and its weakest Attorney General are engaged to be married after the Nov...

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Funny story: Rebekah Brooks had face time with Barack Obama

Rebekah Brooks had face time with Barack Obama

London - The flame-tressed diva and the Senator from Illinois met in secret in July 2008 during a presidential campaign to woo the nuts off some power hungry Brits. Their rendezvous at Blakes Hotel bar in Roland Gardens, South Kensington was recor...

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Funny story: President Obama Changes His Mind And Says That He Now Supports Gay Marriages

President Obama Changes His Mind And Says That He Now Supports Gay Marriages

CINCINNATI, Ohio - President Barack Obama was speaking before a large gathering of The Amalgamated Waiters & Waitresses Federation of America when he was asked about his stand on gay marriage. The president smiled and raised his eyebrows a lit...

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Funny story: President Obama Orders Navy Seals To Kill Bin Laden, Again

President Obama Orders Navy Seals To Kill Bin Laden, Again

A leaked White House document has revealed that President Obama is so concerned about his flagging support he ordered the elite Navy Seals to kill Osama Bin Laden again in an attempt to boost his popularity prior to the upcoming Presidential election...

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Funny story: George Clooney Confesses To President Obama That Girlfriend Stacy Keibler Could Very Well Be The "One"

George Clooney Confesses To President Obama That Girlfriend Stacy Keibler Could Very Well Be The "One"

WASHINGTON, D.C. - George Clooney was in the nation's capital where he was meeting with President Obama regarding a big celebrity fundraiser that is being planned for LaLaLand. Clooney was given a personal tour of the White House by the president.

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