Pissed off American Taxpayers today told the American president, Barry Obama, to stay off television, get a real friggin' job, and let them sort out the economic and domestic mess he's been contributing to. "He's been in office over a year, and ge...
Washington DC: Congressional Democrats have indicated that any new federal spending in the next three years will be based on the five sound economic concepts embodied in folklore and adages. House Speaker Pelosi comes out of the House Chamber look...
President Obama has agreed to, further study, of a potential prison reform idea. John Q. Wyattly, Commissioner of the Federal Prison Reform committee made the proposal to the President early this morning. The controversial reform would not only...
President Obama was asked in a CNN interview today what it would take now to get his important programs enacted after the failure of his health care reform and shocking democratic election losses in Virginia, New Jersey and even Massachusetts. "I...
American political scientists were astounded today by the announcement of the three laws that completely explain earmarks in Congressional Spending: 1. My earmarks are reasonable and necessary for the health and safety of our community. 2. Your...
New Orleans - The Big Easy was rocked today as Secret Agent James O'Keefe was captured during a top secret mission to bug telephones at the office of Senator Mary Landrieu (D-LA). O'Keefe's daring plan involved going to Landrieu's office disguised...
President Barrack Obama abruptly switched political parties Monday, stating that he can no longer support the racist policies of his former Democratic colleagues. The announcement comes just days after Senate Majority Leader, Harry Reid(Drunk-Ari...
House Republican Leader, John (Man-Tan) Boehner (R-Ohio), came out on top in the Republican Party's annual pissing contest. Dubbed "Pee for Democracy," the contest has been waged every year since 1980 when Ronald Reagan outdistanced George H. W. Bush...
WASHINGTON, DC - "The Wrathful God of Capitalist Right-Wing Conservative Extremists has played its hand in a conspiracy against the benevolent progressives in the Massachusetts election to fill a vacant Senate seat." This statement was part of long a...
A Reeling President O'Bomba is said to be reconstructing the Spoof Spin Team that duped a Nation with promises of "change" and posted him a victory in the 2008 cavalcade to the White House. Broken Promises and Mid term elections heading south in dro...
(Sacramento-CA) Former Ebay CEO Meg Whitman leads in the race for the Republican primary slot to run for California governor, a recent poll showed. Whitman used the wealth she amassed during her time as Ebay's CEO to finance her bid to succeed Go...
John Edwards came out of hiding from his 28,000 square foot mansion today to finally take responsibility for fathering 'a love child' in an affair that derailed his 2008 presidential bid. While admitting that DNA conclusively confirmed the child w...
The U.S. Supreme Court has just ruled, in the Citizens United case, that Wall Street firms such as Goldman Sachs have the right to contribute as many billions of dollars as they wish to determine the outcome of Congressional and Presidential campaign...
Like Andrew Johnson before him, the last days of the O'Bomba regime are now being written. Having battled only with a Super Majority and an overwhelming public support after eight years of Bush Purgatory, the O'Bomba Confederacy now finds itself...
Since the election of "Senator Beefcake" Scott Brown in Massachusetts, the Democratic Party is maneuvering to be on the forefront of the sexualization of Politicians. In light of this, the Democratic Party Chairman, Tim Kaine, has made a deal with Th...
Democratic Candidate Martha Coakley expressed surprise today that she had been expected to campaign hard for a Senate seat. "I won the primary, so I figured why bother?" explained Coakley. "My opponent was wasting time opening field offices across...
In a hastily called press conference at the White House, spokesman Robert Gibbs told reporters today that the loss of Senator Ted Kennedy's senate seat was the work of The Trickster. "No doubt about it," said Gibbs, "The Trickster was at work here.No...
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