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Funny story: Mr. T Has Name Confiscated By White House

Mr. T Has Name Confiscated By White House

Mr. T, the larger-than-life former member of TV's 'The A-Team', is in dispute with President Donald Trump and his White House staff, after having his name confiscated, so that the president is the only 'Mr. T' in people's minds. T, real name Laure...

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Funny story: Mexican Drug Cartels Designated as Health Care Providers

Mexican Drug Cartels Designated as Health Care Providers

WASHINGTON DC - Now that the Democrat-controlled US Congress has passed a "Budget", Mexican Drug Cartels may be able to provide "Health Care Services" without fear of criminal charges and time in prison. With the support of many, many lobbyists and p...

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Funny story: Mexican Border Wall Idea Has Been Scrapped In Favor Of Force Field

Mexican Border Wall Idea Has Been Scrapped In Favor Of Force Field

The Mexican border is in the news a lot these days, and this looks set to continue for a while, after it was revealed by White House officials earlier today, that the idea of a 'physical' barrier has been scrapped, in favor of a 'non-physical', unobt...

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Funny story: Looking for input on credibility crisis Trump ends up in dark alley with ladies of the evening

Looking for input on credibility crisis Trump ends up in dark alley with ladies of the evening

Following tight-lipped, blank denials from White House staff, details are finally emerging on Mr. Trump’s recent trials with his credibility rating. According to polls, the President’s popularity is sliding at 53% disapproval, with credibility a m...

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Funny story: U.S. House of Representatives and the Cabinet Contemplate Declaring Trump Incompetent Via the 25th Amendment

U.S. House of Representatives and the Cabinet Contemplate Declaring Trump Incompetent Via the 25th Amendment

Washington, D.C. As the House and the Cabinet discuss whether to use the 25th Amendment to force Trump to step down, Sen. Chuck Schumer was heard to say, "If Trump isn't crazy enough to use the 25th Amendment to get rid of him, then WHO IS?" "The...

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Funny story: Neurologist Recommends Wall for Trump’s Borderline Personality

Neurologist Recommends Wall for Trump’s Borderline Personality

While many assertions have been made regarding United States President Donald Trump's mental state, neurologist Donald Fraser, M.D., has proposed an actual solution: a neuro-physical wall to protect the internal boundaries of Trump’s borderline perso...

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Funny story: New Mexican Bribery Treaty To Weed Out Crappy El Cheapo Dope

New Mexican Bribery Treaty To Weed Out Crappy El Cheapo Dope

Mexico/Texas Border, USA - A new US pact with the El Trumpino Bambino cartel has been proposed by the White House, to upgrade the quality of contraband Mexican narcotics. Under the proposed treaty - the Donald Trump Mexican Wall Act 2019 - US Fe...

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Funny story: Man Vows He Has Written His Last President Trump Story

Man Vows He Has Written His Last President Trump Story

After coming in for some perceived light-hearted criticism over the repeated use of the outspoken US president, Donald Trump, as a topic to write about, a writer on a satirical news website has vowed that he has written his last President Trump story...

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Funny story: The Queen is Planning Trump's Next Visit

The Queen is Planning Trump's Next Visit

Buckingham Palace, London, UK Her Majesty the Queen has figured out that, whenever Trump is having exceptionally bad trouble at home, even worse than his usual trouble, he takes a road trip. "Right now he's in North Korea. He'll probably want to...

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Funny story: Putin Told Trump James Comey Would Be Next POTUS

Putin Told Trump James Comey Would Be Next POTUS

Washington - (Rotters): The former FBI Director was fired by Donald Trump because a top secret KGB intelligence report named James Comey as the most likely next President of the United States. Compiled by the heads of Russian, Chinese and Iranian...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Still Focused On As Comedians and Writers Continue To Lose Artistic Value

Donald Trump Still Focused On As Comedians and Writers Continue To Lose Artistic Value

With the days of Chevy Chase making fun of Gerald Ford on Saturday Night Live long gone (along with other famous comedy legends like Bill Hicks, Chris Farley, Richard Pryor, Sam Kinison, Rodney Dangerfield, Robin Williams, and George Carlin) unpaid '...

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Funny story: Pink Floyd Sue Donald Trump Over ‘The Wall’

Pink Floyd Sue Donald Trump Over ‘The Wall’

Los Angeles, California - (Litigation Mess): A civil lawsuit filed this morning says President Trump has committed gross plagiarism in his claims to The Wall. Lawyers acting for former Pink Floyd band members allege Trump began abusing his presid...

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Funny story: President Trump Starts Erecting Wall

President Trump Starts Erecting Wall

US President Donald Trump has, this morning, taken the first step towards realizing his dream of building a wall between the US and Mexico, by symbolically shovelling the first spadeful of dirt, in preparation for the first fencepost to be sunk.

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Funny story: Mayan Chief Agrees To Pay For Wall: Expects Exclusive Human Sacrifice Rights

Mayan Chief Agrees To Pay For Wall: Expects Exclusive Human Sacrifice Rights

BILLINGSGATE POST: The ancient Mayans only surviving leader, High Chief Hokum, announced from his office in the Yucatan that he will pay for Trump's wall on the border of the United States and Mexico in exchange for any human sacrifice rights forth...

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Funny story: Trump Signs Executive Order Requiring all Nuclear Reactors To Run on Coal

Trump Signs Executive Order Requiring all Nuclear Reactors To Run on Coal

President Trump has signed an executive order with new Energy rules. The first is that all nuclear reactors must switch to coal as an energy source. Trump's new rules also require burning books to use for heat and energy, since, as Trump says, "n...

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Funny story: Vatican to Release New Bible in Modernized Latin

Vatican to Release New Bible in Modernized Latin

VATICAN, ROME - Pope Francis plans to publish a "Modern and Scientific Bible for the World." However, it will be written entirely in Latin, because ... that's what the Catholic Church does. Inside sources say His Holiness has spent over a year on thi...

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Funny story: Vice-President Mike Pence's Office Denies He is Comic's Missing Ventriloquist's Dummy

Vice-President Mike Pence's Office Denies He is Comic's Missing Ventriloquist's Dummy

A former convict just returning to society and ready to resume his regular job as a ventriloquist, made an astonishing discovery. It seems the special ventriloquist dummy he had was stolen from his storage locker! Imagine his surprise when, catchi...

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