SURREY, England - Police reported that they had to arrest 173 English photographers who refused to listen to the police instructions that they had been given at the Reid-Price Wedding Reception. The ceremonies took place in The St. Sir Paul McCart...
It seems there was some confusion and a bit of a cock up yesterday when topless model and former I'm A Celeb cockroach botherer Katie Price and cage building cross-fighter Alex Reid had their wedding blessed at a Surrey parish church. It seems tha...
When a Swedish princess married a gym owner on Saturday, some of the details of the nuptials were kept hush-hush. Fortunately, Spoof writer Gail Farrelly was able to sneak into the Stockholm Cathedral and provide a first-hand report. According to F...
CHICAGO, Illinois - Patrons of Chicago's Nouveau Moon Pattisserie were shocked this afternoon when Rob Pattinson's face suddenly appeared on a five-tiered wedding cake iced in Italian Meringue buttercream. "I told you to tie your shoelaces," said...
Katie Price and Alex Reid have announced that they have added extra dates and venues to their marriage vow renewals in order to accommodate the thousands of fans who want to see them 'get married.' It's thought that the couple recognised the earni...
LONDON - Russell Brand has stated that he and Katy (Perry) have decided that when they get married they will be having the 70s icon American band Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young play at their wedding reception. Brand said that he knows that the...
A couple of lovers from Little Cock, Arkansas, who also loved sky-diving, apparently decided over the weekend to tie the knot -so they thought they would combine their two main loves and get married while sky-diving. So Sunday afternoon on a beaut...
According to our sources, reports of Robert Pattinson fleeing the USA after some terrible row with love interest Kristen Stewart are terribly misguided. We were told that Rob was in a hurry to depart the USA simply because he was hurrying to Black...
While the personal staff of Nicole Richie has been busy planning her upcoming wedding top Joel Madden, they did not expect to have to spin the last minute reports of dropping Paris Hilton as Maid of Honor at the ceremony. The two former friends wh...
It wasn't held in Miami, but the downtown New York event on Friday had all the thrills and disappointments of the real thing. It was the annual Running of the Brides, an event sponsored by a department store in Union Square. This year 900 bride...
LAS VEGAS - Catching everyone by surprise including themselves, Alex Reid, winner of this years Celebrity Big Brother and Katie Price, a glamour model have entered into marriage with a quickie wedding in the gambling capital of the world. Katie wo...
Third-world dictatorships routinely condemn criminals in trials where the defendant is absent, but Kim Jong Il, the midget tyrant ruler of North Korea, has established a new international precedent. Abel Rodriguez, Senior Reporter of The Spoof, ea...
Singer Kevin Jonas wedded hairdresser Danielle Deleasa this weekend on Long Island, during the season's worst winter blizzard. Wedding party and guests were confined to the Oheka Castle estate grounds during the worst of the storm. Kevin Jonas, a...
Royal Jewelry Repair Shop has extended their services and now offers free Bridal mounting, in addition to thier free cleaning and low cost repair services. The store, which has been in business for five years, is owned by Ted E. Duke and Roscoe King...
Popular entertainer Reg Dwight - better known as Sir Elton John - will continue his mission to adopt, despite his harsh treatment by the Ukrainian authorities, who branded him "too old" and "too queer" to purchase 14-month old orphan Lev. "Elton i...
My reports announcing the marriage of HRH Prince Harry of Afghanistan and Hannah Montana Disney actress Miley Cyrus appear to be somewhat premature. I contacted both parties for comment and was greeted by expressions and statements suggesting tota...
Before the wedding, the bride to be generally registers at a local department store (or local store in a national chain) so that would be gift givers can find out what she wants or needs. This generally helps to coordinate gifts and keeps the new co...
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