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Funny story: TV presenter invokes the Dunkirk spirit and rescues stranded visitors to France

TV presenter invokes the Dunkirk spirit and rescues stranded visitors to France

You have to hand it to the British, in a crisis, they pull the most crazy stunts. Top stunt of the day prize goes to Dan Snow, TV presenter and all round good guy. Using his impressive knowledge of seamanship and all things boats, this unlikely he...

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Funny story: Irishman sends letter to Spock about Icelandic Volcano thinking he is a Vulcanoligist

Irishman sends letter to Spock about Icelandic Volcano thinking he is a Vulcanoligist

Irishman Cillian Murphy, known to his friends as Silly, has sent a letter to Leonard Nimoy, alias Mr Spock, because he thinks Spock, is a Vulcanoligist, able to answer questions on the Iceland Volcano eruption. Silly has asked Spock when will this...

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Funny story: Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust, Iceland is buried, RIP

Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust, Iceland is buried, RIP

God, peering from his lofty heights in heaven wearing a gas mask to protect himself from the ashes and dust has justified his decision to put Iceland to sleep and remove it from the face of the earth. God has several reasons why he took this drama...

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Funny story: Large Hadron Collider: Whistleblower speaks out

Large Hadron Collider: Whistleblower speaks out

A member of staff working with The Large Hadron Collider, has turned Whistleblower, and advised that he overheard a conversation with two senior executives that he was not supposed to hear. The Informer claims that the two executives, were looking...

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Funny story: Jesus Has To Walk Across Sea Of Galilee As All Flights Grounded

Jesus Has To Walk Across Sea Of Galilee As All Flights Grounded

Jesus Christ, Son of God, has had to walk across the sea of Galilee following the cancellation of all flights into and out of Jerusalem airport. A thick cloud of volcanic ash has spread across the skies, leaving airports deserted. Jesus was accomp...

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Funny story: Iceland's Volcano Eyjafjallajokull Is Causing a Hellacious Mess All Over The World

Iceland's Volcano Eyjafjallajokull Is Causing a Hellacious Mess All Over The World

MISSOULA, Montana - The North American Volcanic Ash Observatory in Missoula has been inundated with literally tons of informative information since Iceland's volcano started its volcanized rumblings. The volcano which is named Eyjafjallajokull (pr...

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Funny story: Govt reveals: ash traced to RAF bomber destruction of Berlin; Hitler declared missing

Govt reveals: ash traced to RAF bomber destruction of Berlin; Hitler declared missing

The astounding clouds of ash that have affected everything from sunsets, airline schedules to women's periods have today been revealed as a result of highly secret RAF atomic bombing runs over Berlin earlier this week, runs which destroyed the totali...

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Funny story: Volcanologists reckon Al Gore's carbon capture machine really sucks!

Volcanologists reckon Al Gore's carbon capture machine really sucks!

Reykjavik - (Lava Palaver): "It's a mean little sucker!" is how scientists at the UN Volcano and Caldera Reseach Unit described the gigantic space vacuum cleaner designed by Al 'An Incontinent Truth' Gore. The sky pump is being put through its pac...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Secretly Rendezvous In Iceland

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Secretly Rendezvous In Iceland

HOFN, Iceland - International celebs Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart decided to take a break from the hordes of paparazzi and vacation in a far, isolated, out-of-the-way place. The two lovebirds decided on Iceland, where hardly anyone ever go...

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Funny story: Dutch airline flies a jet through the Volcanic Ash

Dutch airline flies a jet through the Volcanic Ash

A Dutch national airline has flown test runs through the ash from Iceland. The jet, crewed by Icelandic, pilots, technicians and stewards also carried the Icelandic vice president of the airline. Trailing Edam and Gouda cheese, the airline is test...

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Funny story: Goldman Sachs London HQ 'buried under volcanic ash'

Goldman Sachs London HQ 'buried under volcanic ash'

New York - (Off-the-Wall-Street): Fallout from the Eyjafjallajokull glacier volcano has reached the London HQ of investment banking giant Goldman Sachs. This morning its London office at former Daily Telegraph plant Peterborough Court/133 Fleet St...

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Funny story: Scientists Have Named Iceland's Gigantic Volcanic Ash Cloud After Kirstie Alley

Scientists Have Named Iceland's Gigantic Volcanic Ash Cloud After Kirstie Alley

MISSOULA, Montana - Scientists from the world renowned North American Volcanic Ash Observatory, located in downtown Missoula, Montana, have named the gigantic volcanic ash cloud emanating from Iceland's volcano, The Kirstie Alley Volcanic Ash Cloud.

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Funny story: Black Volcanic Ash Cloud will lead to Global Freezing

Black Volcanic Ash Cloud will lead to Global Freezing

Former Scientist Mad Micky Morrison, claims that the Volcano that erupted in Iceland, and that is continuing to create a gigantic cloud of black ash, in the atmosphere, could continue doing so for years. The worst possible scenario is that the clo...

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Funny story: Brown Goes Mental After Debate, Blames "God" for 'Blowing Smoke & Scaring Voters!"

Brown Goes Mental After Debate, Blames "God" for 'Blowing Smoke & Scaring Voters!"

PM Gordon Brown, claiming "Even God hates me!", reacted to his last place showing in the recent debate which resulted in the Labour party falling to 3rd place in the polls at a gobsmacking 28%. Brown is said to have torn up his office, kicked two...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole: Why I'm Giving Ash the Brush Off

Cheryl Cole: Why I'm Giving Ash the Brush Off

Cheryl Cole is cleaning up her act. The first step is to give ash the brush off. The singer said "I need to give ash the brush off. I feel as though I have been living under a cloud. It's been choking me. I need freedom and I need clean air. I had to...

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Funny story: Icelandic ash falls on IRS

Icelandic ash falls on IRS

The Icelandic volcanic eruption that is spewing ash all over Europe stranded many US tax payers who had not filed tax returns and had planned on preparing taxes on their return. April 15, a banner flight cancellation day, was the deadline for filing...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle takes taxi from Oslo to Brussels after ash closes airports

Susan Boyle takes taxi from Oslo to Brussels after ash closes airports

In the past few days, commercial flights over Northern Europe have been cancelled almost everywhere because of the threat to safety caused by volcanic ash blown by the north winds from Iceland. Travellers have got used to being stuck at airports...

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