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Funny story: It's Armageddon people!

It's Armageddon people!

While the general public yawned at the latest mad cow/ SARS/ foot and mouth/ scrapie/ salmonella/ bird/ ovine flu developments, governments worldwide are bracing themselves for the unavoidable onslaught caused by ovine flu. The World Heath Organisat...

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Funny story: Swine's: "We have man flu" ,claim pigs: Shock discovery at Old Browns Farm.

Swine's: "We have man flu" ,claim pigs: Shock discovery at Old Browns Farm.

To Old Macdonald's Farm where a recent outbreak of illness appears to be bucking the media feeding frenzy thats got us all feeling "pigsick". In a bizarre twist in the tail,the crashing boars at "Old Browns Farm" all seem to have contracted what can...

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Funny story: Manchester United team all catch Swine Flu

Manchester United team all catch Swine Flu

A spokesman for Manchester United has confirmed that the entire squad have been struck down, all contracting Swine Flu. It appears that Gary Neville, who recently visited Mexico, is the individual who carried the virus to a United training session...

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Funny story: Scientists identify outbreak of new 'Obama 'flu'

Scientists identify outbreak of new 'Obama 'flu'

Just as the world was reeling after millions - well thousands ... OK, hundreds ... oh, all right then, three people caught swine 'flu in England, scientists revealed that a new form of the 'flu virus had broken out in Washington DC. New resident W...

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Funny story: Gaza Walls Breached Again

Gaza Walls Breached Again

In 2006 and 2008 the walls of the Gaza Collective Punishment Camp were breached by Palestinians, desperate for food, water, medicine and all the other necessities of life that their Israeli jailers were depriving them of. On both occasions the scenes...

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Funny story: Sales of Swine Flu Provisions Shore Up Floundering US Economy

Sales of Swine Flu Provisions Shore Up Floundering US Economy

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Not since WWII helped bring America out of the Great Depression has a crisis offered so much hope of economic salvation. Immediately following the World Health Organization's announcement of the impending swine flu epidemic on A...

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Funny story: Hannah Montana does NOT have swine flu

Hannah Montana does NOT have swine flu

There is absolutely no truth to the rumour that Hannah Montana has contracted swine flu, this website can confirm. After several days where nobody has suggested that Hannah Montana has either shown symptons of the disease, been to Mexico or been a...

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Funny story: Circle of Fear Nearly Complete, Say News Media

Circle of Fear Nearly Complete, Say News Media

WASHINGTON, D.C. - With an estimated 95% of Americans receiving swine flu case count updates at least once every five minutes, the US Government and news media have declared their circle of fear to be nearly complete. "Just a few more days, and we...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Released H1N1A Virus to Spoil Obama's 100th day

Dick Cheney Released H1N1A Virus to Spoil Obama's 100th day

FBI and CIA investigators have discovered huge vats of swine flu virus in the still undisclosed hiding place/ office of former VP Dick Cheney. Agency psychologists have disclosed information that identifies Cheney as the kind of bitter old man who wo...

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Funny story: 'Canada's Got Talent' - Farmer Gives Pigs Swine Flu

'Canada's Got Talent' - Farmer Gives Pigs Swine Flu

CALGARY (CP) - A contestant of a talent show, 'Canada's Got Talent', has made it to the second round by successfully giving his pigs the Swine Flu. Mr. Burt Gracious, a pig farmer in Alberta, thought up his novelty act whilst on vacation in Puerto Va...

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Funny story: Three swine 'flu victims - who are still alive - claim bias towards heart disease victims

Three swine 'flu victims - who are still alive - claim bias towards heart disease victims

Three British swine 'flu victims today claimed that the 300,000 Britons who died of heart disease last year got more coverage than them in the press. 'It's terrible', said Mr. Mal Ingerer, from his golf course in Sussex, 'why should those heart pe...

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Funny story: World War Three (Pigs) Starts

World War Three (Pigs) Starts

The Swine Flu crisis took a new turn in Egypt this morning when pig farmers trying to stop the authorities there from organising a massive pig cull, fought with police, and World War III broke out. Hundreds of people at the Manshiyat Nasr slum thr...

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Funny story: Swine Flu Is Really Wine Flu

Swine Flu Is Really Wine Flu

Berlin, Germany. Swine flu is actually wine flu, an investigation shows. Some incidents of what was thought to be a suspicious disease were being investigated by a German research institute. The institute made a statement: "This iss wine flu!"...

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Funny story: Swine Flu Epidemic Traced to Fabled Chupacabra

Swine Flu Epidemic Traced to Fabled Chupacabra

MEXICO CITY - With the eyes of the world fixed on Mexico in light of the recent swine flu outbreak, experts have managed to trace the sometimes deadly virus back to the chupacabra. Once considered a beast of folklore or an urban legend of sorts, t...

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Funny story: Peppa Pig slaughtered in latest swine flu measures

Peppa Pig slaughtered in latest swine flu measures

Children's cartoon character Peppa Pig and her entire family (Mummy Pig, Daddy Pig and brother George) have been slaughtered in the latest attempts by the UK government to prevent swine flu spreading. In a statement to the Commons, Gordon Brown sa...

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Funny story: Jews And Muslims Make Peace - "We were right about them pigs" They Agree

Jews And Muslims Make Peace - "We were right about them pigs" They Agree

Despite it already being too late to save mankind for the "12 Monkeys" type virus that will wipe out man, apart from Bruce Willis, Jews and Muslims are throwing their skull caps and turbans into the air and chanting a big "We Told You So" to the rest...

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Funny story: H1N1 Sales Strong

H1N1 Sales Strong

Chicago - Sales of H1N1 were strong last week with sides of H1N1 reaching two dollars and fifty cents a pound. H1N1 bellies were up ten percent in trading with finished chops and hams up five percent as well. Feed lots have had trouble keeping up...

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