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Funny story: Jesse James Turns Into The Duke Boys

Jesse James Turns Into The Duke Boys

Although wife Sandra Bullock is still not at her home, the place is still full of drama and paparazzi. Now the neighbors, fans and even family members are getting into the thick of things. Sunday, police were apparently called to the block where J...

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Funny story: Sandra Bullock turns to Keanu Reeves

Sandra Bullock turns to Keanu Reeves

It has been revealed that Sandra Bullock has sought advice from her co-star Reeves telling him she's 'Freaked?' Apparently Reeves who has a degree in marriage counselling told Sandra 'It's much a do about nothing, and not to play Hardball just ye...

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Funny story: Amy Winehouse Alleges That Jesse James Touched Three of Her 37 Tattoos

Amy Winehouse Alleges That Jesse James Touched Three of Her 37 Tattoos

LONDON - Amy Winehouse recently performed before a special gathering of retired Buckingham Palace guards at Toby's Tavern and Crumpet Bistro in Orpington. The much tattooed singer was asked what she thought about Oscar-winning actress Sandra Bullo...

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Funny story: Sandra Bullock Seeking Comfort In The Dancing Arms of Derek Hough

Sandra Bullock Seeking Comfort In The Dancing Arms of Derek Hough

HOLLYWOOD - After finding out that her husband, Jesse James, was playing 'tonsil hockey', 'crotch croquet,' and 'hide the salami' with one of the most tattooed skanks (ho's) in the entire United States of America, Sandra Bullock has moved out of the...

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Funny story: Meryl Streep Insists That Her Husband Get His Tattoos Removed Or Else She'll File For Divorce

Meryl Streep Insists That Her Husband Get His Tattoos Removed Or Else She'll File For Divorce

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - Meryl Streep and her husband were in Green Bay picking out some cheese that they plan to serve at a big Easter Sunday party they are having at their $4.3 million Hollywood Hills mansion Casa Blonde Pubes, which once belonged to...

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Funny story: The Anti-Tattoo Coalition of America States That Jesse James and "Bombshell" McGee Prove That Tattoos Cause Infidelity

The Anti-Tattoo Coalition of America States That Jesse James and "Bombshell" McGee Prove That Tattoos Cause Infidelity

YUMA, Arizona - The Anti-Tattoo Coalition of America which is based in Yuma, Arizona has stated that their belief that there is a direct correlation between tattoos and infidelity has once again been proven. The ATCA Director Dr. Tab Hamsterfarken...

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Funny story: The Chillingly Catastrophic Marital Curse of The Best Actress Academy Award Winners

The Chillingly Catastrophic Marital Curse of The Best Actress Academy Award Winners

LAFAYETTE, Louisiana - Madame Flambolina Fleur de Lis, a noted Louisiana Bayou's voodoo woman has boiled up a batch of Academy Award Cursed Crawfish Etouffée. Flamby, as her many Cajun-Creole friends, relatives, and curse recipients refer to her s...

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Funny story: What Sandra Bullock Really Thinks Of Alleged Nazi Michelle McGee

What Sandra Bullock Really Thinks Of Alleged Nazi Michelle McGee

'The Blind Side' Oscar winning actress Sandra Bullock, still reeling from revelations that husband, bike builder Jesse James conducted an affair with a tattooed lady has spoken out about the situation, according to our insider who has gained exclusiv...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Sign To Star In "Oops - The Jesse James and Sandra Bullock Story"

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Sign To Star In "Oops - The Jesse James and Sandra Bullock Story"

LONDON - Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were in London taking in the sights. London native Pattinson was showing Kristen Big Ben, the clock tower, not 6 foot 11, Ben Clutterbuck who used to be the goalie for Chelsea. Kris who is not exactly...

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Funny story: Sandra Bullock Plans To Visit Great Britain Afterall - Says She'll Stay With Cheryl Cole

Sandra Bullock Plans To Visit Great Britain Afterall - Says She'll Stay With Cheryl Cole

AUSTIN - This year's winner of The Best Actress Oscar, Sandra Bullock had initially cancelled her trip across the 'Pond' to attend the British premier of her movie Blind Side. But upon consideration and after meeting with her three lawyers, she ha...

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Funny story: Bullocks To You Too Sandra - Brits React Angrily To Oscar Winner's Snub

Bullocks To You Too Sandra - Brits React Angrily To Oscar Winner's Snub

Britain responded angrily today to being snubbed by Oscar winning actress Sandra Bullock, who cancelled a personal appearance at a premiere screening of her film 'The Blind Side' in London. The London Evening Paper went so far as to run a banner h...

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Funny story: Jesse James Says He Is Not The Bad Guy - "Hey My Wife (Sandra Bullock) Kissed Meryl Streep On The Mouth!

Jesse James Says He Is Not The Bad Guy - "Hey My Wife (Sandra Bullock) Kissed Meryl Streep On The Mouth!

LOS ANGELES - Mr. Sandra Bullock, aka Jesse James, was asked if the alleged allegations that he was comparing intimate tattoos with an ex-Amish stripper named Michelle "The Bombshell" McGee were true. Jesse shook his head and asked, "The bitch is...

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Funny story: Sandra Bullock's Husband's "Tattoo Tart" Is Actually Amish

Sandra Bullock's Husband's "Tattoo Tart" Is Actually Amish

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Sandra Bullock's personal hairdresser, Mr. Tabby of Topanga Canyon has reported that the Academy Award winning actress is quite upset over the revelations that her husband, Jesse James, allegedly had an intimate relationship with a...

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Funny story: Academy Award Winning Actress Sandra Bullock Appears To Have Hit A Marital Speedbump

Academy Award Winning Actress Sandra Bullock Appears To Have Hit A Marital Speedbump

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The 2010 winner of The Best Actress Award for her role in the film Blind Side, Sandra Bullock, has allegedly hit a speed bump on her marital road. It appears that a woman identified as Michelle "Bombshell" McGee is claiming that...

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Funny story: Review: Speed 3 Camera

Review: Speed 3 Camera

As chief reviewer at TheSpoof.com, I was delighted to be offered the third in the trilogy of Speed films, starring Sandra Bollock. The review copy came from my contact down the local hostelry, who assured me that the film would be suitable for Jewish families, in that it was Kosher. I remember the initial two parts to this highly successful film franchise. The first saw Bollock as an unconvinci...

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Funny story: Screwed, Blued & Tattooed: Jesse James Nabbed During Extra Marital Heinie Heist!

Screwed, Blued & Tattooed: Jesse James Nabbed During Extra Marital Heinie Heist!

TV's most notorious biker, Jesse James and 'loving husband' of Actress Sandra Bullock, was apprehended by his wife after fellow biker and cover girl Michelle 'Bombshell' McGee admitted she had been getting weekly 'tune ups' on the set of his 'Mons...

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Funny story: It's all Sandra Bullock's fault for marrying a cowboy...

It's all Sandra Bullock's fault for marrying a cowboy...

Hollywood - (Tombstone): "Could have been just as tacky if the guy was called Billy the Kid or Frank McLaury," the editor of LA FagHagSlagMag commented today as 2010 Razzie winner Sandra Bollock (sic) faced the press amid reports of her husband Jesse...

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