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Funny story: American Idol Kicks Off Season 11 With 10,000 Hopefuls in Savannah, Georgia

American Idol Kicks Off Season 11 With 10,000 Hopefuls in Savannah, Georgia

SAVANNAH, Georgia - Season 11 of American Idol kicked off in the Southern city of Savannah, Georgia. The town nestled on the South Carolina border is noted for its delicious tasting peaches, it deliciously lovely Southern belles, and for being the...

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Funny story: TNT To Replace The NBA Basketball Games With Reruns of American Idol - Season 1

TNT To Replace The NBA Basketball Games With Reruns of American Idol - Season 1

ATLANTA - Turner Network Television which televises many of the NBA's basketball games has just announced their new re-adjusted television schedule. A spokesperson for TNT, Winston Twickenbuck, spoke with Achtung Zumwalt of TV ClickerWorld and inf...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Who Was To Serve A 30-Day Jail Sentence Is Released After Only Serving 5 Hours!

Lindsay Lohan Who Was To Serve A 30-Day Jail Sentence Is Released After Only Serving 5 Hours!

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay "The Luckiest Girl in The World" Lohan has gotten off Scot free yet again. According to Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole, the much-troubled, highly-misunderstood, Tinsel Town starlet was released from The Zsa Zsa Gab...

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Funny story: Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Are The First Guests At Ryan Seacrest and Steven Tyler's Brand New Cabo San Lucas Resort & Casino

Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Are The First Guests At Ryan Seacrest and Steven Tyler's Brand New Cabo San Lucas Resort & Casino

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - The Puffy Taco Resort & Casino officially had its grand opening and the very first registered guests were the stars of the Twilight series Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. The new resort and casino is co-owned by Ry...

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Funny story: Kathy Griffin Gets Her Sarcastic Butt 'Verbally' Kicked By A Female Reporter

Kathy Griffin Gets Her Sarcastic Butt 'Verbally' Kicked By A Female Reporter

LA BREA - Kathy Griffin the star of My Life on The D List recently had an appointment with her gynecologist Dr. Duffy F. Elderfunk. Dr. Elderfunk has an office located two blocks from the famed La Brea Tar Pits. Griffin had gone in to get a cop...

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Funny story: Ryan Seacrest and Steven Tyler Are Now The Proud Owners of A Hotel Resort & Casino In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Ryan Seacrest and Steven Tyler Are Now The Proud Owners of A Hotel Resort & Casino In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - It has just been confirmed that American Idol's Ryan Seacrest and Steven Tyler have just purchased the La Playa de Los Players Hotel in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. A spokesperson for Peaches & Lips Productions, co-owned by...

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Funny story: Jerry Lewis Loses It - Calls American Idol Contestants 'Fast Food Rejects'

Jerry Lewis Loses It - Calls American Idol Contestants 'Fast Food Rejects'

LOS ANGELES - The former comedian known as Jerry Lewis is starting to show definite signs of stress. Hacienda Dakota of Hollywood Vis-a-Vis reported that it is sad to say but the 85-year-old Lewis seems to have gotten to that point in time where b...

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Funny story: Steven Tyler and Shakira To Record An Album Titled "Lips & Hips"

Steven Tyler and Shakira To Record An Album Titled "Lips & Hips"

GREEN RIVER, Wyoming - Shakira had another sell out performance and this one was at The Cowboy Britches Auditorium in Green River. The standing room only crowd loved the little Colombian firecracker so much that she performed four encores. The sat...

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Says She's Had A Change of Heart And She Will Be Returning To American Idol

Jennifer Lopez Says She's Had A Change of Heart And She Will Be Returning To American Idol

BRONX, New York - After learning that her fellow judges Randy "The Black Dawg" Jackson and Steven "Lips" Tyler have agreed to return to the number one reality show on television American Idol, J.Lo has just announced that she to will be back sitting...

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Funny story: American Idol Bombshell: Jennifer Lopez Will Not Be Returning To The Hit Show

American Idol Bombshell: Jennifer Lopez Will Not Be Returning To The Hit Show

HOLLYWOOD - A highly placed source in The American Idol family has revealed that Jennifer Lopez will not be returning for season eleven of the hit reality show. The source, who spoke on grounds of anonymity, stated that the choice is strictly J.Lo...

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Funny story: American Idol: Well It Looks Like It Turned Into American Country Idol As It Is Scotty "Cowboy" McCreery Vs. Lauren "Cowgirl" Alaina

American Idol: Well It Looks Like It Turned Into American Country Idol As It Is Scotty "Cowboy" McCreery Vs. Lauren "Cowgirl" Alaina

HOLLYWOOD - Some last minute adjustments had to be made to the American Idol finale stage in the beautiful Nokia Theater but everything went on as planned. Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest said that 18 bales of hay, an old 1959 cotton pickin' cotton picker...

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Funny story: American Idol Down To The Final Two As Haley Reinhart Is Sent Back To Illinois

American Idol Down To The Final Two As Haley Reinhart Is Sent Back To Illinois

HOLLYWOOD - The former lead singer with the Pussycat Dolls, Nicole Scherzinger stole the show as she danced and pranced on the American Idol stage throwing down some dance moves that even had judge Jennifer Lopez oohing and ahhing. Randy "The Black Dawg" Jackson was so embarrassed he turned two shades of purple and Steven "Lips" Tyler was so engrossed he even put down his copy of Rolling Stone...

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Funny story: American Idol - The Favorite To Win It All James "Heavy Metal" Durbin Is Amazingly Voted Off The Show!

American Idol - The Favorite To Win It All James "Heavy Metal" Durbin Is Amazingly Voted Off The Show!

HOLLYWOOD - Backstage after the latest edition of American Idol had just eliminated James Durbin, Jennifer Lopez, who could not stop crying, hugged James and told him not to worry because he was going to be the next big super star. J.Lo handed Jam...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Confirms That His X-Factor Judges Will Be The "Erotically Sexy" Cheryl Cole and The "Hormone Happy" Paula Abdul

Simon Cowell Confirms That His X-Factor Judges Will Be The "Erotically Sexy" Cheryl Cole and The "Hormone Happy" Paula Abdul

LOS ANGELES - After months of speculation that included Simon Cowell hiring everyone from Elton John to Carla Bruni-Sarkozy and Mick Jagger to Justin Bieber, the man known as "The Sultan of Sarcasm" has chosen ex-American girlfriend Paula Abdul and e...

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Funny story: American Idol Sends Jacob "Ebenezer Baptist" Lusk Back Home To The Congregation

American Idol Sends Jacob "Ebenezer Baptist" Lusk Back Home To The Congregation

HOLLYWOOD - And in the words of American Idol Host Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest, "And then there were four." Jacob Lusk of Compton, California is the latest contestant to be eliminated from American Idol. Seacrest told the AI studio audience that th...

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Funny story: American Idol Says Goodbye To Casey "The Growler" Abrams

American Idol Says Goodbye To Casey "The Growler" Abrams

HOLLYWOOD - And suddenly there were cinco (5) singers left on American Idol as Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest told the standing room only crowd at The American Idol Theater in Hollywood. This weeks Bottom Three saw Jacob "Ebenezer Baptist" Lusk, Scotty "...

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Is Absolutely Livid At The Fact That 'American Idol' Contestant Casey Abrams Kissed Her

Jennifer Lopez Is Absolutely Livid At The Fact That 'American Idol' Contestant Casey Abrams Kissed Her

LOS ANGELES - The woman who People Magazine has just named 'The Most Beautiful Woman In The World' is not a happy camper and in fact she is extremely upset. Jennifer Lopez, who has been a fan of American Idol contestant Casey "The Stand Up Bass" A...

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